F*#&! it, Darude Sandstorm. The kids can just call me old and deal with it.

Apartment AC went out last night. Very little sleep. I feel like a zombie but the last thing I want are other peoples’ brains. Cooooooooofffffffeeeeeeeeeee

I just described myself as the “Darth Nihilus of cuddles” and someone actually got the reference I need to marry this man right now.

I know I'm like a about a decade and a half too late but I don't understand what the point of social media is if all you do is repost stuff other people have posted.

Getting online with my friends each night is like “is today a Linux day or a windows day?”

Holy hell, these PowerEdge R7525s are kicking my ass. So many different small parts.

Have you ever just stumbled your way into owning several rare vintage Unix workstations? Y-yeah, so have I! Such a weird happy accident, right? Listen, I can quit whenever I want o.o

I can’t tell if I’m getting better or breaking worse…

“What’s wrong with you?” Quipped the male Karen at my job, first patient of the day, irately proclaiming my incompetence. Nothing. There is nothing wrong with me save for the fact that it is -checks watch- //7am// and you are already choosing violence.

Anyone familiar with this company? This concept sounds super refreshing but I don’t want to hold my breath.

I wish this app had the ability to post videos.

Maybe someone will find my “Battleship Row” interesting. All of my project computers. I love finding and restoring vintage computers, especially if they’re non-x86 hardware, like that Sun Ultra 10 and the Apple PowerMac G5 there.

Hello world! First post on the platform. Still checking things out so standby!