I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning. He said, in a weak but firm voice, "Deez."
I said, "Deez what?"
"Deez nuts," he tried to laugh but he only gave out a wet gurgle.
Perhaps he was too sick, but I suspect it's just because he hasn't laughed since the last time drowned a kitten
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago