Who is he?

Sailor collar. Tiny anchor on my chest. Puffy shorts that hide nothing. I look like a waddling duckling in a "First Day of Preschool" photo. Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle. New post and new style on Tony's New Life Channel (link in bio) #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #diaper

Legs dangling in the air.Plasticky surface beneath me.Is this... a changing table?! "For much younger children,I know. But it's easier this way. This will be our little secret." Rrrip-Rrrip.Two sounds, deafening in the morning quiet. 🧸New post #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #diaper

I don't know how Twitter algorithms work, but it seems my Christmas post got buried... let's try a different approach Tony's first Christmas — holiday special now on the channel. t.me/TonysNewLIfe... #tonysnewlife #littlespace #nostalgia

No algorithm could predict this. My first Christmas — holiday special now on the channel. ❄️🎄 #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #nostalgia

🎄 From the author: Christmas is almost here — time for a special holiday episode about Tony. A standalone story, a little quieter and warmer than usual. Tony's first Christmas with the Smiths. Very soon. #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace

I! Am! Not! Little!" I declared, standing proud in my crib. And that's precisely when my body decided to offer its counterargument... 🧸New post on Tony's New Life Channel (link in bio & first comment) #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #diaper

✨ Tony's New Life: Behind the Scenes ✨ Sketches, drafts, alt versions — now on DA subscription! Want to peek & support the project? 💙 deviantart.com/talesofmisty... Main story stays free! 🧸𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘴... #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #diaper

Tony finally looked down. He didn't like what he saw. New post on Tony's New Life Channel (link in bio & first comment) #tonysnewlife #ageregression #agere #littlespace #diaper

The sheep knows. The teddy bear knows. Everyone knows except me. And I'm too scared to look down. 🧸New post on Tony's New Life Channel (link in bio) #TonysNewLife #AgeRegression #littlespace #agere

Consciousness came back slowly. Reluctantly. Like it knew exactly what was waiting... #TonysNewLife #AgeRegression #littlespace #agere

I'm completely confused about how the post visibility algorithms work here. Some posts suddenly blow up and get tons of views, while others hardly get noticed at all.

Took a nap. Had a nightmare. Bubbles. Warm water. A pink basin. The worst part? I didn't want to wake up. More on my channel: t.me/TonysNewLIfe... #TonysNewLife #AgeRegression

From predicting global markets to napping with a teddy bear in my new family’s house. Career downgrade? Maybe. But the bear is soft. Full story on Tony’s New Life Channel — t.me/TonysNewLIfe #ageregression #TonysNewLife

I barely had time to process the adoption news when another "pleasant surprise" hit me. Tony’s New Life Channel t.me/TonysNewLIfe #ageregression #TonysNewLife

And everything would’ve been great — I was already settling comfortably into my life as the resident VIP baby… Until one fine (spoiler: not fine) morning decided to ruin everything. Tony’s New Life Channel t.me/TonysNewLIfe #ageregression #TonysNewLife

Tony: It’s been a while since my forced downgrade into pocket-sized Tony… and, surprisingly, I’m starting to enjoy it. First of all, everyone treats me like I’m some kind of national treasure instead of a walking lab mistake. Tony’s New Life Channel t.me/TonysNewLIfe #ageregression #tonysnewlife

You know what’s truly terrifying? They just admitted they have no idea how to fix this. So yeah — I’m stuck in the body of a five-year-old. Not for long… I hope. Really hope. Tony’s New Life Channel t.me/TonysNewLIfe #ageregression #tonysnewlife #ar #agere

To protect me, a certain secret agency offered an experimental injection that radically rejuvenates the body while keeping the adult mind. In theory, I was supposed to become an unnoticeable 16-year-old. In practice, someone definitely miscalculated. Result below. #ageregression #tonysnewlife #ar

I used to be a leading specialist in the field of artificial intelligence. My creation was a model capable of predicting financial market behavior down to the last cent. Yeah, can you believe it? Absolute predictability of chaos.