I'm heading down to Melbourne weekend at the start of November.. can we fuck? 🥺

Random Fact: 🦭 A seal’s whiskers are like an underwater radar. they can track the tiny vibrations left behind by fish, long after the fish has swum past. This will guide the seal straight to their meal. 🦭

Ugh! Just came to some guys vids on here. Went to go follow, but I hit back too many times and the home page refreshed and lost his account 🥲

Needed to upgrade my PC, so built a whole new one. Ugh! Looks so good I had to show you all!

Legs were looking thick in this mirror, so thought I'd share!

Feel like I need to set up an Onlyfans to pay for these home renovations and computer upgrades! 😭😭😭😭

I seem to have lost my upper body.

I'm so glad the bush is bushing with so many of you!

Wasn't wearing underwear so had to continue the trend of wearing a Shirtotard for a selfie

Yay! New season of #RHOS!

Did Rupaul and I just watch the same lipsync? 🫠🫠🫠🫠

If anyone is interest my leg inspiration is Neferpitou! The scene when they prepare to jump! Ugh! The dream!

Solo Levelling is so good! One of the best animes I've watched! Ugh! Sah gewd!

I posted this on an Insta Story, but you can see it too 🥹

Maid on Netflix makes me so frustrated! Alex can never get a break! Every time she takes a step forward, it seems like life throws her two steps back.

This is your reminder that if you live in an area that is hot, make sure you leave water out for the animals. They get thirsty too 🥺

Taking morning loads, really does start the day off right!

Name a show that you are positive no one remembers but you.

I binged If my Wife Becomes an Elementary School Student? In about two days. Now it's time to smash out Extraordinary Attorney Woo. Anyone seen this Korean show on Netflix? Love that she's into whales 🐋🐳🐋🐳

The morning hornies

Best 5 1/2 episode season to date!

I bought a cake on Monday and threw out half, so it removes the temptation... Not a day has gone by without me thinking about that cake and the mistake I made of throwing it out 😭🎂.

Ok, I’m here for this ❤️

Random facts: 🛀🏻 Baths can reduce stress and anxiety by regulating the body's circadian rhythm and lowering cortisol levels. You feeling stressed? Have a bath 🛀🏻. Still feeling stressed? Have a wank! 🍆💦

If anyone needs a tv series to watch and cry every episode, I recommend checking out If my Wife Becomes an Elementary School Student? Strange title, but great series!

Where are my DnD gays at? Can I see your current character/character sheet? #dnd #dndbeyond #gaydnd

One from the archives, to welcome you all. 🍑

First post! Hi, everyone! Just transferred over from X after deleting the app and excited to be here! Here’s hoping the algorithm catches all the dog pics (and handsome gents) I’ll be liking 👬🐶🐩🐾