Whoopsie daisy yoohoo

My professor during my undergrads clocked me as a shy die and he was so right

How I look becoming an expert in whatever topic I have to teach my undergrads tomorrow, the night before

Becoming that person who cares about animals more than she cares about people.

The way I eat one meal a day and then sheer junk and then end the day over grazing on fruit or vegetable. Inadequate as anything to be honest and totally inadequate for being a mom yet

My relationship with 25 is what people's relationship with 17 is

I don't need another blush i don't need another blush i dont need another blush

Hate when I drop my car off for servicing and I overhear the polite man at the counter telling his colleague to "look after the lady's car" as opposed to the little girl's car

There are not enough hours in the day after I arise from bed following my day dream and then get to work

I don't know how to explain this but my face is so ethnic and literally looks like someone's perfectly normal before photo before they did the plastic surgery and became Kylie Jenner 2.0

Shehzade Mustafaya tekrar çok ama çok özlüyörüm

One thing about Måneskin was they put out banger after banger

When they say they like my style but they've only seen me in my black top with jeans, a staple outfit I wear to protest against the push to make the consumer relate to clothing designs we had no artistic input towards

Sarah's makeup buying ban* *terms and conditions apply

Reading French critical theory from the latter part of the last century again and feel alive and dare I say, even happy

tbh the more I look at various makeup the more I am like yeah this is around about the same thing and is customisable with what I already own. Although this statement is highly qualified. As a makeup lover I can make it. However if someone outside makeup says this I would ask for an explanation!

Is a constant weekly sushi craving a canon event once you turn 25 or what

Tbt when I started reading dracula and got terrified and couldn't sleep and kept wanting to go pee. Not until my BF is with me am I touching that book even with my tiptoe again. The throwback is to 2 weeks ago.

I suppose the only way I will actually work is if I time lapse it

In for a ride or a trashing and can the two coexist?

Might be an obsession, a need, an illness

How is it the 4th of March but feels like the 74th in terms of finances

Guys I have chillblains

Today I learnt another abbreviation the kids are using these days and I really didnt want to

I love having some parcels on the way to be honest

I really can't wait to marry this man tbh

Margot Robbie, they could never make me hate you.

Catherine: I am Heathcliff Me: Me too, with qualifiers

"PhDs are so isolating" yeah everything is isolating, to be honest, I can't think of a single thing that is not isolating. Felt isolated working my real job too, there was just a lot of people in the office daily that we all used to have a collective experience of isolation

You don't know what you've got living in Devon until you are briefly for an interlude not living in Devon anymore. Even when I thought I knew what I had I really didn't. Meaning, I was never ungrateful and loved it, I perhaps should have loved it even more.

Good bye off to read Dracula

The thing about Jane Austen is none of her novels stay with you. Before anyone comes at me, I have read at least 4

French is the Chinese of Europe

Told my sister today and she said Heathcliff was bad and Cathy was annoying 😭

Couldn't get paid fast enough this month

Told someone the story of wuthering heights today in 5 minutes and almost told it better than EF with less distortions and hallucinations

The kinds of people you see on a random trip to the city centre... Michel Foucault would love to see it but I don't.

Lithuania should give me visa free entry just based on how much Vinted I use

So embarrassing breaking out at 26 years of age. "Yeah I've been on this planet for 1/4ths of a century but haven't cracked my skin"

What is the opposite of RIP

Whoever put nazar on my beautiful clear skin, I hope your cat dies, dog eats chocolate and cow falls down a cliff. Then I hope lightning strikes your farm. Or the equivalent.

Thank God for reading week so my skin can have its moment in studious hermitage

My skin breaking out is really the end of the world and my biggest problem

Emerald Fennel is really the Marquis de Sade of our times

Breaking out on ome side of my face and so fucking frustrating

"Casted" "costed" and then when you tell them neither of those are correct it's like "it's not my first language" honestly the unwillingness to learn is just exhausting and stale

Conflicted between whether I want to be a responsible consumer of fashion commodities or someone with a reprovable bank balance

Elia Suleiman come back we (I) miss you

Obsessed youtube.com/shorts/HvG_c...