I was insufferable as a child of 18 - 22…. No wonder I had like 2 friends because this is what I was scribbling in notebooks when sulking in library corners .. and when not in the gym… the one on the right is my squat PR (kg)…. I really thought I was king

Love you pakistan

Everyday it is something new

Hey dad we’re coming

Call a physician if you need a “doctor” you need someone with a PhD not one of those fake doctors who are basically just medical practitioners

Just finish the PhD just finish the PhD just finish the PhD

Not me thinking oh it will take another couple hours for my chapter for the past 48 hours

Whoever said a PhD is a marathon not a sprint was probably right bcs marathons are really horrible and nobody in their right mind would actually run one. I'm stuck in my spot for 8 hours a day, if not longer, spending my "final day" on a chapter that my supervisors think will be ready any day now

I can't write this stupid chapter anymore i hate it

Not the iphone faces playing Viggo (Aragorn) and Arwen

Kral Marks

Bring back the ipod to be honest

Hearing from these people is so nerve wracking like what did I do now? (I owe them tax)

I wish I was a lion

Agreed, I pack at the Duty Free

More drilling in the North Sea would be a catastrophic mistake for Labour - locking us into high bills, and betraying their climate ambitions. If they’re serious about energy security, the answer is to double down instead on renewables and efficiency - and lower bills for good

I could be in Istanbul RIGHT now having Türk kahve but I am here in the West Midlands writing my PhD.

Reading Agamben and this was my search history. Reading Agamben and that's like going to the gym but for the mind. Also I know what incandescent means okay? I was just confirming.

Listening to my sister's monstrous bathroom noises is the worst thing imaginable

I can't just accept good skin and sit quietly with my prescription ointments and gels can I? Noooo I just HAVE to go out and try a new Vit C.

When they met me a month ago and my accent was different but now it is different because I had a change of heart as to which native population I want to mimic

OF COURSE I had a spot on my chin the day before my holiday. Of course.

The people who need to hear this are not in my followers but I promise you you don't need to bleach your brows

Feel like some men don't know how to cat call like they'll pass you by and say something like "nice dress" with a vaguely slurry delivery, like you do realise it is within your capacity to evoke less pity and more resentment from me right

My mummy says you hate foreigners

My professor during my undergrads clocked me as a shy die and he was so right

Becoming that person who cares about animals more than she cares about people.

The way I eat one meal a day and then sheer junk and then end the day over grazing on fruit or vegetable. Inadequate as anything to be honest and totally inadequate for being a mom yet

My relationship with 25 is what people's relationship with 17 is

I don't need another blush i don't need another blush i dont need another blush

Hate when I drop my car off for servicing and I overhear the polite man at the counter telling his colleague to "look after the lady's car" as opposed to the little girl's car

There are not enough hours in the day after I arise from bed following my day dream and then get to work

I don't know how to explain this but my face is so ethnic and literally looks like someone's perfectly normal before photo before they did the plastic surgery and became Kylie Jenner 2.0

Shehzade Mustafaya tekrar çok ama çok özlüyörüm

One thing about Måneskin was they put out banger after banger

Sarah's makeup buying ban* *terms and conditions apply

Reading French critical theory from the latter part of the last century again and feel alive and dare I say, even happy

tbh the more I look at various makeup the more I am like yeah this is around about the same thing and is customisable with what I already own. Although this statement is highly qualified. As a makeup lover I can make it. However if someone outside makeup says this I would ask for an explanation!

Is a constant weekly sushi craving a canon event once you turn 25 or what

Tbt when I started reading dracula and got terrified and couldn't sleep and kept wanting to go pee. Not until my BF is with me am I touching that book even with my tiptoe again. The throwback is to 2 weeks ago.

I suppose the only way I will actually work is if I time lapse it

In for a ride or a trashing and can the two coexist?

Might be an obsession, a need, an illness

How is it the 4th of March but feels like the 74th in terms of finances

Guys I have chillblains

Today I learnt another abbreviation the kids are using these days and I really didnt want to

I love having some parcels on the way to be honest

I really can't wait to marry this man tbh

Margot Robbie, they could never make me hate you.