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🩷💜💙. millennial. gaylor. she/her. ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.
I’m always thankful for the Gaylors in my phone, but Thanksgiving is a good day to remind you! Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! 🩷💜💙
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Making some sausage, kale, and potato soup for dinner 🤤
4 days ago
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“He’s got my past frozen behind glass, but I’ve got ME!” will never not be a punch to the gut
5 days ago
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lol remember that time Taylor sang wonderland as a surprise song because Canada and “eh”
15 days ago
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Posting this again in case it got lost in the feed
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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She dropped merch as my therapy started?
16 days ago
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Gaylor friends: if I start a Gaylor Shakespeare read-along group and host weekly discussion video calls (video optional, lol), who’s *actually* interested in participating? ➡️
17 days ago
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My life has been chaos this week, but I did participate in souplor celebrations a day late (and forgot to post last night) Happy Halloween, gays in my phone 🩷💜💙
29 days ago
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High shower thoughts about CANCELLED! 1/3
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about 1 month ago
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I don’t have time to review these songs right now, but I want to put this here. I went to look at the Honey lyrics and noticed they are missing. Which led me to investigate which other songs were missing lyrics. See below. Eldest Daughter Father Figure CANCELLED! Honey
about 1 month ago
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I haven’t been on today—are we talking about the missing Spotify lyrics for Showgirl songs?
about 1 month ago
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Have we talked about the “grave” connection between “the 1” and “The Fate of Ophelia”? I don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention it yet
about 1 month ago
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Thinking about someone posting about Rush’s Exit Stage Left double live album ➡️ I don’t like a gold rush ➡️ as in, everybody’s watching her? Something to do with that damn gold set? Idk, I’m high, someone help me
about 1 month ago
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Gen pop is starting to get it, y’all.
about 1 month ago
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Father Figure X the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
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about 2 months ago
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Finally watching the Seth Meyers interview and this woman is so neurodivergent 😂
about 2 months ago
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I forgot to circle back on this. Did we get anything new on Friday?
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about 2 months ago
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My meeting got rescheduled again so I was offline from 10-3 and am just now tapping back in
about 2 months ago
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My bestie—who’s a bilor and tayvis believer—and I broke up this year and I was sad in August when the TS12 announcement came and I couldn’t share that with her.
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
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violet it snow ❄️☃️
about 2 months ago
new thing to live for just got announced heck yeahhhh jumping off a very tall something postponed
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stolen kisses, pretty lies
about 2 months ago
eras doc dropping 143 weeks after eras started, I love you too pookie
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I got the gaylor zoomies on Monday morning, what a time to be alive
about 2 months ago
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Fuuuuuck really how am I supposed to go focus on work for the next 4 hours
about 2 months ago
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Oooh so the 16 months mention is a year after the docuseries airs, right?
about 2 months ago
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Quick, any 47s coming up with this announcement?
about 2 months ago
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Taking this moment to give props to all you damn-smart Gaylors who’ve been talking about the mirror images, reversed colors, bookends, and performance art. I’m more excited than ever to see what this woman has in store for us
about 2 months ago
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I want to spend the next two hours rereading all the bookend stuff from the past two years but I have a work meeting 😩
about 2 months ago
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Getting a glimpse of 🚜 made it jump in a different way, I fear 😩
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about 2 months ago
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Getting a glimpse of Florence in the insta video made my heart jump ❤️
about 2 months ago
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I forgot about the announcement, woke up and checked my phone RIGHT when y’all started saying it and got the swift alert announcement a minute later
about 2 months ago
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Rhiannon
about 2 months ago
Im freaking out about close the book holy shit
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Has anyone asked her about a tour for this album in any of the interviews?
about 2 months ago
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Thinking about this peaches quote today
about 2 months ago
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So does anyone think we’ll get any previously unseen footage from Fallon tonight? I watched all the Taylor clips from the tonight show’s YouTube, but it sounds like not everything from those clips aired on tv
about 2 months ago
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She needs to pull a Deborah Vance a la Hacks and get independent fan creators on board
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about 2 months ago
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I’ve only kept up with Taylor’s merch since the eras tour, but I’ve thought 98% of it was ugly every time 😂
about 2 months ago
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Forever trying to resist the urge to create more gaylors
about 2 months ago
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My copy of Supernova arrived but the usps did NOT treat it with care 😭
about 2 months ago
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So i looked up “storm inside a teacup” and people also say “tempest in a teapot” which i thought was interesting given the Miranda vibes in the Ophelia video
about 2 months ago
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I keep singing “thank you for the lovely parade” instead of “bouquet.” Idk why
about 2 months ago
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Has anyone figured out the meaning of “you keep sending me funny valentines” yet?
about 2 months ago
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Omg I thought I was going to the smoking area (I needed fresh air, ironically) and I got locked out of the venue 😅
about 2 months ago
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All right Gaylors, im at my Taylor dance party rocking out by myself. Wish me luck!
about 2 months ago
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Does anyone else get “Beauty School Dropout” vibes from this scene?
about 2 months ago
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There’s a Taylor dance party in my town tonight that I’d committed to going to by myself even before the album was announced. Tonight’s the night and I can’t wait to take an edible, dress up, and dance my ass off!
about 2 months ago
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I got one of those DMs, fyi. I’m not opening or clicking anything!
about 2 months ago
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Someone has their 8 year old here and I’m so nervous for them 😅
about 2 months ago
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Do we know what the 47s are for yet
about 2 months ago
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tree in pain(e) 🏕️
about 2 months ago
the rollercoaster of that first listen was like
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I have a work meeting in 10 minutes and two tickets for the release party at 3:00 pm. Let’s see what happens between now and then
about 2 months ago
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