College scouts when the topic of grooming comes up.

If boob cleavage is acceptable, butt cleavage should be too. #LegalizeCrack

Every other Trading Card Game: "You drew 3 cards?! That's nuts!" The Pokemon Trading Card Game: "You only drew half your deck on Turn 1? What a loser!"

When does the head stop and the face begin?

In a world full of anti-vaxxers and flat-earthers, I’m surprised there aren’t more pee-is-stored-in-the-ballers.

I’m really glad the villain in that Marvel movie had the same powers as the hero. #ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid

If your last name is Tickles, don't name your daughter Tess.

I wish the Saturday Night Live audience clapped longer when someone unexpected shows up. #ThingsNoOneHasEverSaid

If your girlfriend’s name is Bella, be careful calling her name near a dog park.

In the Pokemon world, a Mukbang has a whole different meaning.

All I want from the Harry Potter HBO TV show is an 8th season where they finish their last year of school, rebuild Hogwarts, and Harry trains to be an Auror by tracking down the remaining Death Eaters.

She's a 10 but she deleted Thunderbolt to make room for Thunder.

If you're being paid minimum wage, remember: Your boss would give you less if it wasn't illegal.

If all your exes are crazy, remember: The one thing they have in common is you.

It’s 2026. We can put a man on the moon but we can’t stop a baseball game from getting rained out.

Normal People: Get married because they love each other. YouTubers: Get married so they can create a 10-part series on getting married.

There’s a Pokemon with two cannons on its back. There’s a Pokemon called Toucannon. They are not the same Pokemon.

Is he a good listener? Or does he not have anything interesting to say?

Everyone has a voice. Too bad it’s how many people are listening that matters.

What's a former nun's favorite Linkin Park song? Breaking the Habit.

There’s a tennis player with the last name Tsitsipas. I’m no expert on dyslexia, but I have to imagine there’s someone out there who thinks it’s pronounced ‘Titty Pasta’.

Win America’s Got Talent, get $1 million. Judge America’s Got Talent, get $20 million. Fame > Talent

Remember: They don’t make movies about the pilots who avoid the birds. Be the pilot who hits the birds.

My favorite thing about Christoph Waltz as an actor is his range. He can play a soft-spoken menacing guy

Leafeon would’ve been the perfect name for Celebi.

Night Emissions would be a great name for a band that only plays after dark.

Suns out, guns out Skies out, thighs out Sticks out, dicks out Leaves out, cleaves out Suns out, buns out

On a planet with 8 billion people, 1 in a million isn’t very special.

Thanks to inflation, a million dollar idea isn’t a very good idea.

Marriage should be treated like a sports contract, where you both have to decide to renew it every few years.

How to quickly end a blowout baseball game: Step 1 - Position player pitches Step 2 - PP intentionally walks the batter Step 3 - Runner on 1st walks off the bag Step 4 - Runner on 1st is tagged out Repeat until game ends. No one’s stats are harmed and no one’s arm gets blown out.

Do Birds pity us for not being able to fly? Or do they live in fear that one day we’ll take flight?

The Walking Dead: Dead City doesn't get enough flack for being the dumbest TV show name ever.

Spend $80 on a paid game, nobody bats an eye. Spend $80 on a free-to-play game, everybody loses their mind.

I know Tom Holland and Zendaya look young for their age, but this headline just seems mean.

The amount of card bleed on Pokemon TCG Live since the launch of Mega Evolution Base Set is insane. Too many cards in-battle have the Mega pattern, and every card in this pack was a Mystery Garden!

For the 3rd time in 10 days, Pokemon TCG Live players are forced to re-download the entire game in order to get the latest update...

Not mentioned in the patch notes, but you have to re-download Pokemon TCG Live in order to get this week's new update. Yes, this is the second week in a row where you have to do this. No, this is not normal. And yes, 8 hours of downtime today is longer than all TCG Pocket downtime this last year.

Thanks to the Mega Gengar ex Battle Deck, Toxtricity and Seviper will be out on PTCGL 3 weeks ahead of Phantasmal Flames! If they stuck with the Japanese lists, we only would've had Mega Gengar, Mega Diancie, and Wondrous Patch as the big new early cards.

Pokemon TCG Live will be offline for 8 hours of maintenance on Tuesday, September 30th, to fix the Prism Energy issue they introduced with this week's update: (You can use the Black & White Prism Energy to avoid the Black Bolt Prism Energy problem)

They added pre-release Build & Battle cosmetics to PTCGL but not the actual format?!

Fall Back to Reload is the English name for Clawitzer's ability (in Japan it was Reverse and Reload). Mega Mawile ex's first attack is called Gobble Down in English, which I think I prefer to Greedily Devour (both are things I do to toes).

The pre-release promos for Mega Evolution Base Set are Meganium, Inteleon, Alakazam, and Lunatone. This seems like one of the most fairly balanced pre-releases in a long time. Though Solrock being able to deal 70 damage for 1 energy (if Lunatone's on your bench) seems really strong.

Log into Pokemon TCG Live before September 25th to receive 2,026 Trade Credits + Trainer Points, as well as a blinged out Twin Battle Garchomp ex deck featuring 2 copies of every card.

The full 'I' block Boss's Orders reprint is in Mega Evolution Base Set (it re-uses the old Ghetsis art instead of giving us a new villain):

New look Pokemon TCG Live code card you'll find in Mega Evolutions packs (it's not very exciting):

smh now they're just copying TCG Pocket.

Whoever makes the press releases for new Pokemon sets must get paid by the word: "More than 5 Pokemon ex" Black Bolt & White Flare had 6 each. "Nearly a dozen Mega Evolution Pokemon ex" Mega Evolution has 10.

Starting with Mega Evolution, Pokemon card packs will have EITHER a basic energy card or PTCGL code card, not both:

Pokemon TCG Live added special bundles to the Shop: - Scarlet & Violet The Complete Series for 4,800 Trainer Points Single packs are 200 TP each, but here they're 100. Also: - Reign of Tera ex Bundle for 1,200 TP - Past and Future Bundle for 1,560 TP - Friends and Rivals Bundle for 1,500 TP