just drew this dude while live on twitch :) psst. you should totally follow me on twitch.

You ever get really high while playing a cozy video game and accidentally name 4 different cows cheeseburger or is that just me?

my brain keeps directing myself to listen to skrillex on the bus ride to work… at 9 am… in 2025. i think there’s an error in my code.

“theres one ant sized gorilla thats cluttering my house”

growing up is just having your taste in music slowly shift to match your parents’.

kitty with a fish :3

i drew a tiger using primary colors! (look how cool it looks from the back)

the other night i was going for a walk with a friend after a rough day and i had mentioned an instagram reel i had seen earlier that day with “the red guy from sonic” and A RANDOM GIRL walking the other way yelled “his name is knuckles get it right” i was kicked while i was already down.

Mine just came in the mail :))) thanks @toshca.bsky.social

kinda crazy how much drinking water and a good meal can make you feel better lowkey

finalized dove drawing 🕊️

dove sketch :p

taking your socks and shoes off in the airport AFTER you leave TSA shouldn’t be allowed.

up wacking my inflatable tube cuz im the man

Happy first day of pride!

when she hits me up at 3 am but this is my phone

Pauline from Mario looks like she’d love a drunk cig.

Who was going to tell me crazy frog is a cover… Get emotionally stable sane frog the fuck away from me this instant.

This dog got a little impatient waiting for his pup cup. Decided to make sure everything was going alright in there. 14/10

look at him ☺️

just listened to the new jack harlow x doja cat song and maybe white boys shouldn’t be allowed to rap.

life would be easier if by the time we turned a certain age we all chose one outfit to wear for eternity and filled our closet with duplicates like cartoon characters

this is my clip 👀

im playing REPO REPO ooo wee ooo

goddamn autocorrect, i just wanted a side for my burger :/

i think we should recategorize birds as plants

noooo dont do it hampters

today i saw some idiot take C18H21NO4 till he started contradicting himself

you’re pregaming the super bowl with alcohol, i’m pregaming the super bowl with the puppy bowl… we are not the same

lgbt scooby q

i just got home from the dentist open.spotify.com/track/22VdIZ...

it really do be the consequences of my own actions sometimes ☹️

the other day i was walking home and realized the sky was pretty, and my literal first thought was: “Wow, It’s so nice of them to project such a lovely image onto the sky dome today” I think my brain is fucked beyond repair.

working on updating my ref sheet!! 👀👀

omw to print out a 1:1 scale map of Switzerland

the ding of his messages got me drooling at the mouth like my owner is Ivan Pavlov

pull the lever kronk

she’s shroe-ing on my dinger till im both here and gone

when are we gonna start saying yesferatu? #nomorenosferatu

if it were truly bad to inhale, shouldn’t they have named it asworstus?

i have spent at least 5 of the last 36 hours trying to figure out how to 3d print an accurate model of an architecture site… just to throw in the towel and hand-make the shittiest model of all time 🥲

you cant tell me this guy wasn’t in the movie cars

my hatred for cooking has me eating yogurt and turkey sandwiches like its the first day of third grade

after taking a second look there is far too much bread in a scooby doo sandwich for it to be enjoyable.

nothing will ever hit as hard as scooby doo sandwich looks like it would taste

I’ve been on hold with this insurance company for nearly 20 minutes but my god the jazz riff is swanky. I mean its the same like 7 notes on repeat but I’m hooked.

im sick as a dog :( … hehe wait.

I am the living stereotype that “men can’t handle being sick”. I woke up with a fever and some sort of respiratory cold and I’ve been stuck horizontally like a victorian child on his deathbed. I’m not built for this life :(