You know why MAGAs and Republicans cant come up with a Healthcare plan that they can sell to the American Public? Because it's hard to sell people on taking MORE away from them for the sake of being different. They can't create a plan that helps people or faces more because that concept is WOKE.

What happens when the AI surpasses the intelligence of our president?

Cool. Looks like our senate delegation from NV... @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us and @cortezmasto.senate.gov are going to cave with no concessions after 40 days. What was the fucking point? These two gotta go because they dont know how to fight. Sellouts! Harry Reid would condemn this weakness.

Does DJT realize that gold paint isn't made or tinted with actual gold?

Can't Katch Patel

Krash Patel

I hereby nominate DJT for the Nobel Peace prize for his important work in bullying a private company to reverse their own branding decisions...the revered and respected Cracker Barrel. Had this brave man not taken time away from constantly issuing executive orders, this peace would not exist.

JD is right. DJT is authentically crazy.

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I have decided to fire Microsoft Excel. It continues to follow the rules of math despite my desire for it to produce numbers that make me look good. Logic is also at risk of being fired, but we'll see if it has a change of heart.

Double rainbow double double rainbow. Also, hail storm in the high desert. Despite the shitstorm that our president has created, there are still reasons to be optimistic.

Do you think the Nobel committee takes nominations from war criminals who are actively committing genocide seriously? I wonder what that rubric looks like.

I see that "Big Balls" has left the building. Speaking of balls...I see that @schumer.senate.gov wrote a letter to Kristi Noem regarding the treatment of Senator Alex Padilla at the press conference last week. Wow Chuck. Way to fight back. Harry Reid rolled over in his grave again.

This prickly poppy don't give a fuck. Happy summer.

Amazing to see the art of the deal in action on the world stage. President TACO : Surrender! Iran: No!

The problem I'm really starting to have is that this guy...this scam artist...this snake oil salesman...is now running our country like he ran his businesses. Selling citizenship to the wealthy. Selling meme coins. Selling access. It's fucking embarrassing. President Pyramid Scheme.

It's going to be very difficult to pick between the two when it comes time to post a picture on Wikipedia next to the term "man-child." Never has there been a more fierce competition.

My prediction is President TACO goes quiet because JD, Marco, and the rest of the junkyard gang have surrounded him and taken his phone away. But around 3am EST, while he's in bed, his mouth will explode with verbal TACO diarrhea and then Musk's ketamine will kick in and part 2 will be even better

Donny, I hear you're mad about the names we're calling you. What's up yam tits? You are the most sleazy chicken fucker any of us could have ever met. Fuck you!

Just so we're clear. Our President just took out a credit card in the name of your children and maxed it out immediately with no intention to pay it off. The amount of debt he dumped on your kids is unbelievable. Doesn't matter how yoh voted. He, and only he, did this. Vote him out please!

We lost so many amazing people during covid. But losing this man still hurts so bad. He saw this shit coming long before most. RIP John Prine. Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore you scumbags. 8647! m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCL...

Now that we're banning fluoride from drinking water because it's not fair to force this upon people...let's tackle the next big issue. Iodized salt. What has iodine done for you lately? It's not fair that I don't have a choice about my salt when eating out. Glad we are finally tackling real issues.

Yes. Yes. Yes

Though shalt not worship false idols....nor wreckless, racist, abusive, narcissistic, idiotic, scumbag scam artists.

This explains a lot.

Fermenting corn on the cob. Check out this beautiful pellicle. Can't wait to taste the corn.

It's May Day you fuckers. Dance around the May pole. Drink a Maibock. Fear not for Pan Is still alive!

Orange King: I made 200 deals on tariffs. That's impressive given that there are only 195 countries. Can we please hold these fucking idiots accountable for their lies. Please.

Absolutely disgusting. Pardoning actual criminals convicted with real evidence. What was that about cracking down on fraud? apnews.com/article/trum...

So good

This is unbelievably powerful

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I have no words for how ridiculous this man is. Nice designer jeans JD "pants."

Not to worry. @chuckschumer.com and @cortezmasto.senate.gov will bow down once again on the debt limit like they did with the dirty CR. These "Democrats" dont realize how pissed we are. The fight has begun and weaklings who claim to be leaders are going to lose. Bye bye! thehill.com/homenews/sen...

I fully agree with this. The Democratic machine in this state is dying, and we need new leaders to revive it. Leaders who understand how to fight and who to fight for. OPINION: As Reid Machine’s returns diminish, Cortez Masto must face a primary challenge thenevadaindependent.com/article/opin...

And there it is. King tRumpty is going to partner with Putin to make sure we get some of Ukraine also. He's been obsessed with colonization and this gives him something to brag about I guess. What a sick...sick..disgusting grifter. Sovereignty is the most precious thing a nation has.

I had the pleasure of visiting the Kennedy Center in 2017 and saw an amazing performance by David Rawlings and Gillian Welch. This place is so special and so beautiful. What tRumpty Dumpty had been saying about this place and the changes he is trying to make are disgusting....so so disgusting.

@cortezmasto.senate.gov Harry Reid is rolling in his grave. He knew how and when to fight and this is the time! Do something risky or get the hell out of the way.

@schumer.senate.gov Harry Reid is rolling in his grave. He knew how and when to fight and this is the time! Do something risky or get the hell out of the way.

Chuck is no Harry Reid. We need someone who has a spine and is willing to take risks. Chuck is fucked!

I'm officially done with the Democrats. It's time to move on. Chuck and the rest are never going to be willing to do anything extreme in spite of a wannabee king who does not play by the rules. It's time to find new leadership.

Our King is obsessed with tariffs because he can't use lawsuits as leverage against other countries like he has done in business. He has wasted his small amount of political capital without realizing how this strategy differs from endless lawsuits. All world leaders will now call his bluff. Idiot!

My wife got a good belly laugh the other day when I pointed and laughed at the Tesla Cyber "truck" that was approaching us. I just assumed we were all doing that already. It should be a natural reaction like we used to do when playing "slug bug." If you haven't started this yet, please do.