The old men in my shop making "i hate my wife" jokes while they all eat the Christmas treats their wives made

I can no longer be emotionally supportive

Drug church is giving millennial heart attack man

There's a dude who comes to my coffee shop at open every single day without fail and I think im starting to have genuine hate for him

Got some fire head last night everyone's getting an extra shot in their latte this morning

Coffee from a local shop but breakfast from McDonald's im so sorry

The 1975 removed one of my favorite songs from streaming today :( its not fair

I think I broke a world record for snot production, I didnt know one person could blow their nose this much

Im still in love with Matty Healy

The new Summerbruise album is so good

I love Summerbruise

Riley! Told security to kill me

Having a terrible 2 days THANk god im seeing the s@yp tour tonight or else Im not sure what I would've done fr

Matty Healy was my first love

2025 is the year of growing debt

The sound a body makes is better than why would I watch

I think moshing in a skirt and tights knowing nothing is gonna pop out is one of the most freeing and empowering feelings

Fighting social anxiety to support your friends

The same exact clothes fitting definitely

I went to Indiana and I locked my keys in my car i hate Indiana

Getting pissed at customers for just existing maybe I need a day off

Sending a message with my life

I am yet again a victim of September 18th

Im not the one that wants you , but i am the one that haunts you

Harrison Gordon sang, "I hope that things will get worse" in 2023 and fuck did it get worse

September 18th is cursed BTW

The new s@yp is so fucking good

Birds from Turnstile reminds me of Hella Good from No Doubt

I wish I had a toaster cause oven toast just doesn't hit the same

Need to listen to listen to the new S@YP album but my brain is locked in on the same 4 sombr songs and I can't fight it

Got take out from the place I worked 4 years ago, every single server and bartender were the same people I worked with

Yipppieeee

My company paid for Peyton Manning, Robin Roberts, and Old Dominion for our leadership conference, thanks but I'd rather get a bonus

Facecard so deadly I had to be fat

Miserable people stay in misery

The urge to call all of my friends that are couples my parents

The fit works cause im in it

Thinking thoughts about HR

Overwhelming feeling of wanting to die

Call was unrelated

Phone call from my boss while im hitting the pen in the bathroom

Stan healthy gooning

Beep bop banana baboy beep bop

Interstate tolls mean nothing to me

Maybe a pack or 2 of dmt

I hate not being able to spell

Bathroom confessions from the stall next to me, her boss got onto her about using the bathroom, she might be pregnant when she JUST had a kid, and then at court today her lawyer told her to take her baby out of town or suponea some witnesses for a po, but all her witnesses are minors.

One of my biggest pet peeves in the era of tik tok are the videos where people start talking, take a bite, and then continue with their story. Its everywhere and I don't understand

Sharing this mobo tattoo i just did on one of my favorite people 💙

Arcadia Grey bong