That’s a really unfortunate place to have an engine failure

Stenshorne. #robust

Why are these teams killing each other for the privilege of getting knocked out by Spain

Omg a goal in the “draw and we both go through” game

Jordan Henderson minutes

sam matterface, can we wait until full time before "didn't they do well" condescending talk about panama

Can’t believe people were genuinely debating Bellingham or Rogers

I think England should play midfielders

commentary describing Partey getting booed for “well-documented reasons.” Are they just telling people to look it up?

Feels wrong that it’s raining at the World Cup

Listen I like Silo I just think making Rebecca Ferguson play American is criminal.

Did not think I would get emotional about a WWE show in 2026 but Sami Zayn winning the world title got me a bit, that was nice

Makes a lot of sense that they went through three different composers

It’s the fuckin Wild West over there

The FIA position now is if a car crashes in front of you in qualifying and the yellows are out you should just chance it and finish the lap, absolutely batshit precedent to set.

Losing my mind here

Incredibly embarrassing finish to qualifying icl

Lawrence Stroll should just give me all that money instead

John Bennett has John Wonnitt!!

How has Montoya cooked his tyres worse than the guy in his dirty air

TEHRAN BOSHHHHHHH

Marcelo Bielsa have you considered an extended series of university guest lectures instead

Among the Tunisias and Czechias Uruguay have been an underrated useless team in this tournament and this is an appropriate way for them to go out

Hooked at half time is crazy

Cape Verde through from second as it stands #NEEDDAT

I knew something was wrong when I saw Muslera’s not at Galatasaray anymore

The Saudi players must feel it’s a home match with all the Aramco logos

Iraq a goal and now a man down in 13 minutes, Senegal it’s time to work on that goal difference

Oh he was distracted that’s ok then

Lmao fuck ok Mbappe lol

€70,000,000 on Gonçalo Ramos??????? Just to have Ruben Amorim coach him???

Norway don’t fancy having a go at winning the group then?

This is such a diabolical setup lmao

Just not true is it

Am I genuinely seeing Ken Sema

Elanga???

As if Skhiri hasn’t had a horrible enough tournament he’s somehow managed to go out late for the second half

We got a “you fear for Tunisia”🚨🚨🚨

Tunisia humiliation ritual

Ecuador 👀

“dictator of race cars” is so fucking tinpot

Neymar using Lewis’ win to convince himself he’s not washed (it won’t work) (he’s washed)💔💔

Kind of unfair to bring a second sub on next to Ochoa lol

Mexico already won the group they’re just doing this for the love of the game

Pushing 3 am and watching two 0-0 first halves

Omg just kick it to one side

getting this power without lifting your plant foot an inch is absurd lmao

ISIDOR!!!

Scotland what are we doing

Haiti omg