/P Turns out I forgot Icy Wind and learned Psychic over it instead. Dunno what you think, but I feel like it's for the better, I like defending myself from poison types

/P they promised I could keep posting as long as I did that little thing at rhe start. Apparently it's an identifier so people know who's posting? I figured when I first saw those silly slashes

/G HI CHAT!!! Prima came back and returned our phone, but... I actually want her to keep it for a bit more. She said that she wants to post more and, since nobody interacted with her, says that she can post whatever she wants (as long as it's good with TOS)

Highkey, the water is starting to get a bit too hot for my liking. Might go to shore for a bit

Siri, what does TM stand for???

The disc I touched was a TM. What the fuck is a TM?!?

I found a disk on my morning swim. All of a sudden, I forgot how to make cold air and shit floats when I think too hard. Is that normal???

Chat, be honest. Do we want Gardy and RaiRai back?

Damn nobody like me fr fr :(

...wait, I just had an idea! #promosky baby!! Haiiii, I'm Primarina, just casually taking over the account of dumb and dumber for a wee bit. I love singing, swimming, and exploring coral reefs! I'd say I'm well liked (the Magikarp next door would like to disagree, but that's besides the point)

Ah. It appears they have a pattern to their posts. I feel like I should have started this post with /P, but... I don't really care lol. Anyways, how we doing?

Well, what is this? It appears a phone has landed on the beach. Completely unlocked too! It seems Raichu may have dropped it, but guess what? I'm not returning it! :P

/G yup, it's the Primarina. We want to take her in, but since our trainer already has his team of six, it's not helping her "I want to be with you" situation

/G jesus christ, it's been almost a year. I'm surprised she ever came back highkey

/G actually, I just remembered. I've heard some humming coming from the ocean lately, might be from the Primarina we saw that one time..? Idk

/G I want to be the best there eva was To beat all the rest, yea that's my cause! /R ELECTRODE DIGLETT NIDORAN (female) MANKEY VENUSAUR RATATTA FEAROW PIDGEY SEAKING JOLTEON DRAGONITE GASTLY PONYTA VAPOREON POLIWAG BUTTERFREE!!🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣

/R yo, gurt!

Anyways, a couple life updates: My mom, brother and I moved into a new apartment My dad started divorce papers. First hearing in June I've been locking in with school a bit more, hence the lack of posts in R&G and here I've been trying to upload more on YT That's everything for now

/G hello, my wonderful live chat! We moved!!! RaiRai and I have been busy helping out our trainer, but we're back! Hopefully! No promises to post often! Or at all!

What types are strong against fairy How do I change into a steel type What is terastalization Steel tera shards

/R ...? (Woman with pipe) !

/R ...where tube (Watching guard with a plume spewer in her oral cavity) POCKET MONSTER!

/R ...location of smoke apparatus (Sirnight's mouth possesses a smoking apparatus in her mouth) POKÉMON!

/R ...now where could my pipe be? (Gardevoir with a pipe in her mouth) GARDY!

/G dumbass said getting used to twice

/R anyways, I'll try to post more often. Emphasis on try, our training regimen has been... excruciating, to say the least. Moving to Kalos and getting used to being able to move around during battles will take some getting used to

/R christ, it's been almost three months since we posted. Did you miss us, chat?

/R march 14th, the start of March br- /G TODAY IS THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES!!!!

/G fun fact! RaiRai really doesn't like that one copypasta. This is because he has a MALE VAPOREON as a friend, and the fact that they are stereotyped to always be female pisses him off!

/r is the handle fixed?

/r Is my handle actually invalid chat?

/R went to the house of another gardevoir i know yesterday. The details are too graphic to post here but long story short, he was being hurt in every way you can imagine. We helped him release himself from his ball and ended up running to my place. He's staying here for the time being

/G how am I finding out today that I'm called sir knight in Japan??? Then again, giving your life for your trainer would make sense as one... does that mean that raichj is my horse? Do I need a horse? I know a galarian rapidash. Could I use that to become an actual knight? Do I need armor? ANSWER ME

/R if I had a nickel for every time gardy has accidentally burnt herself because of accidental mystical fires, I would have... around a dollar. Which is a little too much, and it's weird that it's happened so much

/?(take a guess) If you and your adopted brother aren't doing dumb bullshit all the time, you gotta fix your relation

"GARDEVOIR-CHAN!!" /G hii! "What do you like?" /G bitter and sweet! But I like training more! "RAICHU-SAN!!" /R hey "what do you like??" /R dry spicy and sweet, but i like training more

/G good evening, chat! How was your day?

/R I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AIRALIN THE GARDEVOIR IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER SHE MOONBLASTED MY SIDE OF THE PANTRY THATS RIGHT, SHE STRECHED OUT HER FUCKING GREEN HAND OUT AND MOONBLASTED THE FUCKING PANTRY, AND THEN SHE SAID HER SPECIAL ATTACL WAS "this big" AND I SAID "YOU DIDNY HAVE TO-

/G I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT DAVID THE RAICHU IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER HE THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD THATS RIGHT, HE SMUSHES THOSE ZAPPY CHEEKS OF HIS AND THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD AND HE SAID HIS VOLTAGE WAS "this high" AND I SAID "THATS STOOPID" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON-

/R it's hard enough to have a sister that get her lack of chests increased to a trillion, but it's even harder to explain to people that she is NOT attracted to our trainer because of what people say online about "human-pokemon compatibility," which is absolute bullshit btw

/R honestly, the fact that the WORSE version of me beat not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE ground types is beyond me

/R no amount of context can save this frame

/R GUES WHO HAS TWO MEGAS AND WHO ONLY HAS ONE, ASSHOLE!!

/G just letting you all know that from now on gardevoir is pronounced with a French accent BEFORE YOU FLAME ME FOR MENTIONING THE FRENCH try it out. Rolls off the tongue better imo

/R were did my big nugget go

/R wow, I can't wait to use the big nugget i found today to actually help those I love!

/G lowkey thinking of going on a "date" with one of my friends I put it in quotes because I'm just hungry. Don't worry, I will be paying (with a big nugget raichu found)

/G (playing guitar with Psychic) ...hey, look buddy. I'm a Gardevoir, that means I solve problems Not problems like "should I have tits", because that would be more of a "Why SHOULD I have tits" kinda thing I solve PRACRICAL problems. For instance...

/R FINALLY GARDY WILL STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT NOT HAVING A MEGA WE'RE SO BACK!!!!