/G good evening, chat! How was your day?

/R I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT AIRALIN THE GARDEVOIR IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER SHE MOONBLASTED MY SIDE OF THE PANTRY THATS RIGHT, SHE STRECHED OUT HER FUCKING GREEN HAND OUT AND MOONBLASTED THE FUCKING PANTRY, AND THEN SHE SAID HER SPECIAL ATTACL WAS "this big" AND I SAID "YOU DIDNY HAVE TO-

/G I WANT TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT DAVID THE RAICHU IS A BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER HE THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD THATS RIGHT, HE SMUSHES THOSE ZAPPY CHEEKS OF HIS AND THUNDERBOLTED MY FUCKING FOOD AND HE SAID HIS VOLTAGE WAS "this high" AND I SAID "THATS STOOPID" SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON-

/R it's hard enough to have a sister that get her lack of chests increased to a trillion, but it's even harder to explain to people that she is NOT attracted to our trainer because of what people say online about "human-pokemon compatibility," which is absolute bullshit btw

/R honestly, the fact that the WORSE version of me beat not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE ground types is beyond me

/R no amount of context can save this frame

/R GUES WHO HAS TWO MEGAS AND WHO ONLY HAS ONE, ASSHOLE!!

/G just letting you all know that from now on gardevoir is pronounced with a French accent BEFORE YOU FLAME ME FOR MENTIONING THE FRENCH try it out. Rolls off the tongue better imo

/R were did my big nugget go

/R wow, I can't wait to use the big nugget i found today to actually help those I love!

/G lowkey thinking of going on a "date" with one of my friends I put it in quotes because I'm just hungry. Don't worry, I will be paying (with a big nugget raichu found)

/G (playing guitar with Psychic) ...hey, look buddy. I'm a Gardevoir, that means I solve problems Not problems like "should I have tits", because that would be more of a "Why SHOULD I have tits" kinda thing I solve PRACRICAL problems. For instance...

/R FINALLY GARDY WILL STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT NOT HAVING A MEGA WE'RE SO BACK!!!!

Pogo friend code cuz why not lol 198692546729

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/R not on vacation anymore, but i like the PFP (and by that i mean i deleted the original one while making space for my phone LMAO)

/G hi chat! Raichu and i are back from vacation, so i'll make a little thread telling you all that happened during that time! 1/?

/R this isnt incorrect, this is just a fact

/G this is the face of someone who is about to hit you with one turn solar beams

/R i'll tell y'all a little secret i dont know thunder, only thunderBOLT, so i thought it would be nice to wait for it to rain, throw a thunderbolt to the sky, and see if i could learn thunder... horrible idea btw, i accidentally zapped lunala last night nearly smited me with a moongheist beam

/R soo... turns out trying to summon a thunderstorm isnt the best idea ever. i'll explain tomorow

/G leaked pic from my trip here

/G YOOOOOO TEENAGE ME!!!!! but ✨sparkly✨

/G i had SO MUCH FUN yesterday! turns out the pokemon that lives in the den i went to the other day was a nice bewear that lived with her stufful, a mimikyu and a mariene, they were really nice and gave me some berry nectar (sweetest thing i've ever drank), they even let me stay at some hot spring -

/R what the fuck spongebob

/R we didnt do much yesterday. mostly went out shopping, eating out... the usual things you do in vacation. i did hear a cry i've never heard before in the sky last night though, so that made me shit myself

/G yesterday was INCREDIBLY fun! we went to the beach, saw alolan marowaks busting some moves, went VERY deep into the forest (although i went by myself) and ended up getting into this little den full of berries! there was a bit of cloth and poison scattered around, but i didnt mind. overall fun day

/R WE'RE HERE BABY!! I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE STICKY SUMMER AIR!! (not complaining though, the stickier the air, there more thunderstorms we get, or so i heard)

/R chat, huge news i just found out that our trainer has bought tickets to alola! we're going on vacation baby!!!

/R the bird flu? yea, they- they tend to do that want fried chicken?

/G morniiing! (im still so eepy -n-)

Is it bad that sometimes I call my friends "Chat" or is that a sign of terminal brainrot?

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/R how do we tell him?

/G i swear to god i saw like fixe trumbeaks do this yesterday

/R morning, chat! i have absolutely NO plans today so i'll just see what happens i might get gardy back for the wet pillow incident >:)

/G i miss @coolskeleton965.bsky.social... wonder where that guy went

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/G

/G im interested... (thanks mizook!)

/R just realized that i never gave an update that bitch was basically empty, the only thing i saw was some weirdass volcarona..? idfk honestly, that bitch is boring as shit. dunno why people say its so dangerous there

/G ender you have doomed me now EVERYONE is gonna draw me in this thanks a lot >:(

isse goode tu be onne toppe.

//if I ever start posting in Spanish on here or on my other acc just know I either need help or that's not me

/R PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEASE THIS MF IS GROSS BLOCK THEM PLEEEEEASE!!!!!

/R going to area zero in a bit. gardy will be teleporting me there and since... y'know, we've never actually BEEN there, we had to ask some of our paldean friends who ALSO knew teleport to teleport gardy over there to know how she herself could get there... it was a hassle, but im leaving in an hour

/R fucking hell i just realized i misspelled gardevoir on my @ its so fucking over

/R THE CREATURE (gardevoir) CONSUMED ALL OF MY SUPLIMENTS (my breakfast) AND PROCEEDED TO DEMOLISH EVERYTHING (everyone else's breakfast) ON HER PATH BACK TO HER DIMENTION (her room upstairs)