if you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to get rid of several hundred apples quickly, just get a snake but do note that they will elongate to about 2km because of that

why wont schools teach important things like the importance of the barbarians to tank for the archers in the back for an easy three star

once upon a time there was a huge underwater war thats why they call it the mariana trench

what a beautiful world to be born into

oil is aggressive and angry why!

he took the cheese grater AND DIDN'T EVEN DUNK IT

today i am steamhappy on my birth day

plur

chickhen

when stomach hurts drink activated coal but never ever google "coal keygen free" because you will activate coal for free and that's very very illegal!!!

during the day he is your average store but during nighttime he is....... graffiti man

im going to make breathing accessible to anyone with canned air

🍎->🍏 ???? ["I'm Metamorphosising Myself"] - on Bluesky, 25.06.2025 -> ["Grapple"] - on Twitter, 27.09.2025 / \ || reference? foreshadowing? Sam's Lockpick theory proof?

alexa spiel ich bin ein gummibär

bomb of clat

don't fear a knife start fearing forks a single stab gives you four holes

i don't hear no freedom motif in the united states anthem

im gonna go to a library and ask if they have lord of the hammer

scary pirate-themed attractions should say "prepare for a timber shivering experience"

english (sorry for bad hi)

roses are red machines sometimes suck cause after washing my clothes i could not find my sock and it couldnt have gone for good or for worse an epic transition to patapon horse

why is bro so amazed by the wonderful world that is around him

Last hour, say goodbye to #deltarune chapter 2 era and stand up for spamton anthem :D

deltarune tomorrow

wow deltarune tomorrow

Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!

DELTARUNE TOMORROW TOMORROW WE DELTA OUR RUNE

doing good things is better than doing bad things so remember to do good things instead of bad things

can you believe it guys? deltarune! just a week away

drifting in pyongyang would go crazy

after you wash ralsei does his fluffiness stat increase

ding dong, ping pong bing bong, qing qong sing song, king kong 'till long, we strong

shaq should hold a gameboy micro

sometimes i think sometimes idk and there are even times where methinks

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deltarune movie in a week

today is sunny and warm and even though im sleepy im still happy

based vacuum cleaner

why is the 1 khz censor bleep so obnoxiously loud each time you hear it

nintendo direct tomorrow -> deltarune tomorrow??????

pikachu’s mighty roar

the peacock mantis shrimp is not a peacock nor a mantis nor a shrimp

harigittan of the #ratatan

i would like a cat kitty kitten cat two even

virtuoso

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Okay I made up this silly thing where I call posts on bsky "flutters" since on Twitter posts are called tweets, and bsky's logo is a butterfly

hello jam sheffield from metallic