I need a new phone. Help me pick. I look at all the features and I don’t know what 90% of the words mean. I don’t even know what I’m supposed to care about.

Listen up. This is important. I’m sick of y’all, that review videos, but don’t pause the video to speak. I can’t understand what you’re saying if the video *and* the reviewer are speaking at the same time! WHY IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT TO UNDERSTAND?! I *also* can’t understand the video either.

I’m looking at this cat face massager. They took stock photos of cats and photo shopped their product into the picture. I know this is a common thing, but they should have been more selective with which pictures of cats they used.

@vancityneil.bsky.social I guess you can’t DM pics on here.

This sign is on a road near me. Every time I see it, I want some taffy.

@vancityneil.bsky.social Who’s “Secular Rariry”?

I was in a plow through everything mood today. Zero fucks. I was rolling past this woman, in my wheelchair, she wasn’t paying attention and turned around right into me. I didn’t care. I didn’t stop or even slow down to see if she was okay, or apologize for being an inconvenience…

I just ordered some Door Dash food and got this message from the driver. Increased their tip as a result. I was surprised to see a white lady in her 50’s deliver it. Based on the spelling of the name and the use of the meme, I expected an Asian person in their 20’s or 30’s.

Went to the doctor today. They wanted a pee sample and they handed me this bottle of water to help me get ready for it. Made me wonder what kind of pee sample they were expecting.

This feels like Straight Pride Day.

I’ve been posting my thoughts on various platforms in DMs. I realized I have this platform where I can post to a lot of people who don’t care what I have to say, all at once. Get ready.

@vancityneil.bsky.social If you’re going to be this specific, I’m expecting you to be exactly on time.

@ihatejamesdobson.bsky.social I’m almost caught up on your podcast episodes, and I have to say it has been so healing and validating for me. Hearing this stuff from the perspective of someone else who went through the same trauma is validating, as is hearing the horrified reaction of someone who

If you can shill this: Our good friends at The Transpositions have reached 500 subs but need watch hours to get monetized. Can some of you play their videos in the background (on mute is ok) to help them out? youtube.com/@thetranspos...

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Ain’t nobody know who this man is. Not a single goddamn person. You hear me?

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Vile and disgusting.

We have a shit ton of trolls coming here They're losing traction on the hellscape & r getting desperate So its simple: DO NOT ENGAGE REPORT IF THEY THREATEN OR PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE TELL US, THEN BLOCK If you engage with them, they'll be everywhere Does everyone understand the assignment?

If you're a Veteran and you get your healthcare from the VA, please make appointments with your PCP and specialists before January 20th, and make sure to update all your vaccines and order your meds.

What gif appears when you search your name?

I didn’t watch this because I don’t feel like being angry right now, but, judging by who it’s from, I know it’s going to be awful. Is anyone brave enough to watch this? youtu.be/W4WxPhWdU60?...

What the fuck? I don’t think that level of detail is necessary for a warning label. We don’t need to see the hand on the throat, the open mouth, or the sad, downturned eyes.

Bingo!