Stupid question

Loving this giant mouse on #AntiquesRoadshow

The dedication to our craft is palpable

I paid £45 for a bottle of Prosecco in a pub last night. FORTY FIVE POUNDS

Went to daughter’s 30th party and had the BEST time. Highlight was a karaoke duet with her of ‘we belong together’ by Mariah Carey #dogwhistle

Apple crumble and custard for breakfast > not having apple crumble and custard for breakfast

Highlight of my day was ‘checking’ the back of the pants of a small boy to see if he’d poohed and yes he had and I stuck my thumb in it

My teachers art pass card gets me a whole £1 off the Royal Academy

These are supremely flattering and a great autumn is it isn’t it autumn item

Five pleasures in life : A satisfying bunk up Clean bedding Chewy cold buttered toast Dancing Laughing like a drain

These are the dog’s danglers

I know I’m obsessed with Studio 54 but if you haven’t watched the documentary about its rise and fall in YouTube, do. It’s brilliant

There is no other kind of day like a really windy day in nursery. It sends them totally doolally

I’m going to my daughters 30th birthday party next week and now have the fear of WHAT TO WEAR (when you never go to parties)

Watching ‘A Deadly American Marriage’….not sure who to believe but I don’t think I believe her. She’s doing that thing of blaming the dead person

I watched, and loved, ‘A Real Pain’ (Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin) . A very funny, moving and brilliantly acted film

Summer clothes going away today

Entering my brown era

I’m declaring it chicken stew weather *holds finger aloft*

Someone on insta replied to my very mild comment with ‘SYBAU😡’ so I’ve replied ‘N,YSYBAU’ I have no idea what SYBAU means. Shut your big ass up?

Actually ‘The Girlfriend’ is perfect early Autumn telly

The Girlfriend on Prime is enjoyable hokum

My school gets their money’s worth out of me this month as we settle 32 brand new 3 year olds who are with me from 8.40-3.30 each day. (I love it though)

I’m not sure there’s anything about DM I don’t already know

One of my new parents works at Loewe. Do Loewe do accessories for nursery teacher Xmas gifts do we think

Actual real life children in today for actual real life stay and play sessions. My cheeks will ache from grinning by the end of the day

It looks like a boots day out there. It can’t be a boots day…can it?

I’m watching that Netflix thing about the nasty texts and it’s more evidence that smart phones are the death of civilisation and society as we know it #overdramatic

Now I have both my sons living at home I’m back to making baked pasta bolognaise the size of a single mattress

ALARMS BACK ON TEACHERS

Just starting Baby Girl with Nicole Kidman. She’s already showed her bum bum

Proof that I’m turning into an old dear is my joy at making a 75p raggedy arsed garage bunch of flowers stretch to 2 vases

Already planning my deluxe fish finger sarnie for tea. Today is a slow news day here

Just ordered a new kettle

God bless QVC. And how I miss slating it with @noddynoo on twitter

Well meaning grandparents in law have created a situation by offering their unwanted car to my son, *and* his cousin. Of course they both want it. My son can drive, cousin can’t. My son has applied for a rural job req. a car. Grandparents want them to sort it out themselves or toss a coin 😖😖😖

I’m so glad I ordered that new garden furniture <peeps through curtains>

This was literally on FB Marketplace

If you were going to a sandy beach and had failed to pack any blanket/mat of any kind what would you fashion to sit or lie on

We (me and my 3) are in a little creaky cottage in Norfolk with ceilings you can bang your head on. Picnic stuff is packed for the beach tomorrow and now we’re getting squiffy in the garden :)

Chappell Roan at Reading was fantastic! And all those girls singing along ❤️❤️

Latest book. Anyone familiar with it?

You all do this right? ‘Empty’ tubes - cut the end off then use the cap and shove it inside the tube to push all the extra out. Soooo satisfying

It may be folly to drive from London to Norfolk tomorrow but we’re doing it anyway

Sideways is in my Top 10 films list

Will someone teach this chump how to blend for the love of god

Damn some people can PAINT #NationalPortraitGallery

I think my dad had a nice time at the gallery with me and the boys :))

I’m taking my dad out for his 80th birthday treat tomorrow. He’s getting the train up from Fareham, then a mooch around the National Portrait Gallery followed by a meat based lunch. We both love art and he loves meat :))

Student houses are the PITS. I felt like I needed PPE to help my kid move out. Now trying to find space for his dusty stuff in my flat