TODAY IS THE DAY PEOPLE LETS GET READY FOR WEAPONS IN THEATERS!!!!!

we all already assumed as much, but honestly i’m quite enjoying two of the worst people on earth going for each other’s throats

Andor s2 includes some of the most dynamically composed shots in all SW, but that’s just one of the many things this show does exceptionally well. I hope everyone listens to what this show is saying, the message of revolution is as important today as it always has been, perhaps even more. #Andor 🎥

This year has been delivering some astonishingly excellent television—Severance, The Rehearsal, The Pitt, Andor, Common Side Effects, Righteous Gemstones, The Studio, etc. With Poker Face premiering tomorrow & Always Sunny later this summer, I believe we are witnessing a truly seminal year of TV.

Andor is insane bc never in my life have i been worried about being so emotionally devastated by a film i’ve already seen (Rogue One). Been a couple yrs, & Andor is creating such a rich emotional tapestry that when the inevitable happens in R1, idk if i’ll be able to emotionally handle it #Andor 🎥

I miss them already 😭

Andor S2E6 out of context:

Andor remains not only some of the best Star Wars we’ve ever gotten, but also some of the best TV of the past decade. Thoroughly enjoying season 2 so far! Beautiful, bold, exciting, efficient, smartly written & quite funny #Andor 🎥

Me after watching the first 3 episodes of Andor s2 #Andor 🎥

Every so often a film comes around that exemplifies everything i love about cinema. Sinners is undoubtedly one of those films. Run don’t walk To see it in IMAX. #Sinners 🎥

Daredevil Born Again is a tragic case of forced brutality attempting to make up for lackluster fight sequences. A few moments have the sauce, but cutting to CGI blood spurting isn’t going to make a fight any more interesting to watch. #DaredevilBornAgain 🎥

Quite a few exciting movies coming out this year, but tbh my most anticipated is Zach Cregger’s Weapons. Cregger proved himself a master of building tension & weaponizing your own imagination to intensify the horror w/ Barbarian. And the little they’ve shown of Weapons looks terrifying. #Weapons 🎥

These scammers are getting lazy

Ontop of that they dont abuse their lack of constraints to demonstrate the normal brutality the job requires. It appropriately uses special effects make up for different procedures or accidents incredibly well. Love love loveeee the one hour an episode format too!

Getting into The Pitt this week. Damn. Show makes me cry every episode, but i love it. Supreme acting across the board (Noah Wyle especially), effective camerawork, & incredible sound design all make for a tense, yet surprisingly tender medical drama. Big fan. #ThePitt 🎥

#RighteousGemstones 🎥

The White Lotus s3: acting so good & cinematography so stylish that it’ll trick ya into thinking the show is saying something profound. Not gonna lie & say i didn’t enjoy every episode, but at the end of it all i found much of the character work to be heavy handed & the themes to be half-baked.

The Studio is great for a lot of reasons, but Seth Rogen’s physical comedy is extremely underrated. Dude makes a fucking MEAL out of a pratfall, we love to see it. #TheStudio 🎥

Everything I’m hearing about Zach Cregger’s Weapons is getting me so so hyped, yet i don’t want to hear anything else. Barbarian was a god tier theater experience going in blind, so i can’t wait to see what he’s cooked up next. #Weapons 🎥

Pivoting from constantly posting about Severance to becoming a Carrie Coon stan account 🙏🏼 (don’t worry i’ll still post about severance too)

My lesbian moms ♥️

Theodore Shapiro’s score for Severance season 2 is finally here! The light discordant piano on this track is so evocative that I can’t help but see an icy landscape. The score is much more ambient this season than last, with slow synth & strings striking an eerie & unsettling tone. #Severance 🎥

A few years ago i found it hysterically funny to imagine a doctor using memes to tell a patient they only have 30 days left to live. While going through my camera roll i found these examples i so giddily made

[Mr. Milchick referring to Winnie the Pooh]: Winnifred the Feculence

I long for the days when Thursdays meant Severance (last week)

Scorsese’s performance in The Studio is nothing short of wonderful. Far from his first acting gig, but a good reminder that the maestro isn’t only masterful behind the camera. That guest actor Emmy has his name on it, mark my words! #TheStudio 🎥

kitty crunches

If I see anyone using that Studio Ghibli AI filter bullshit on their photos, it’s an instant block. Miyazaki should be allowed to ***** *** with a ***

THIS ACCOUNT DOES NOT TOLERATE SLANDER AGAINST RACHEL ZEGLER ‼️

The Studio is like Barry meets Curb meets Birdman with a dash of The Larry Sanders Show. Hilarious, insightful, uncomfortable, yet beautiful. I realize that’s such high praise that it sounds like hyperbole, but trust me, just watch it & you’ll see what i mean. Can’t wait for next week! #TheStudio 🎥

Two episodes into The Studio and it is a triumph already. Cleverly written, beautifully shot, and most of all, fucking hilarious, Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg’s Hollywood satire is buoyed by its beating heart. I was in tears laughing, but also struck by the clear love of cinema displayed. #TheStudio 🎥

Theodore Shapiro’s Severance season 2 score drops this Friday!!!! FINALLY!!!!! Ready to close my eyes and aurally immerse myself in the pain of season 2. #Severance

Ears back for aerodynamics. Just trying to be like the cars he’s watching so attentively. 🐶🐱

Looking for new recipes to try, for literally anything. What’s your favorite or go-to recipe to make?

Round like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning, on an ever spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain, or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that’s turning, running rings around the moon #Severance 🎥

The Last Jedi is the 2nd best Star Wars movie

this one didn’t resonate all that much, huh?

do you think innies ever discover jerking off? like imagine you’re an outie and you get fired because your innie was found cranking his hog on the job #SeveranceThoughts 🎥

The complex moral dilemma posed by the Severance finale seems to have broken people’s brains a bit, so here’s a line from First Reformed that i think we all could learn from #Severance 🎥

i’m rooting for markhelly

markhelly? the pedophile who believes he can fly?

anyone else getting and internal service error when trying to post photos?

[guy who’s always on his phone during severance]: ok so like why is milkchick still there didn’t he tell lumon to devour succulents or whatever ?

[guy who watches severance from a corporate perspective]: honestly if it wasn’t for the severance procedure, lumon would be great place to work. i just think they need to implement NDAs for all their workers, that way they wouldn’t need severance!