Eight Word Story 295 He greeted the zombies with a deadly “?”

How do you get a zombie to leave you alone? Show it your test scores. 

Eight Word Story 294 “I’d thought I was already living in zombieland.”

Eight Word Story 293 He flung tags at zombies like batarangs.

What does your Aunt call your zombie Uncle’s evening out on the town? Night of the Living Fred

Eight Word Story 292 The world ended with a long, zombie sigh.

Eight Word Story 291 He crushed the zombie by throwing a

What does a zombie call a delicious meal? Braaainy

Eight Word Story 290 He remembered his pre-zombie life just the once.

Eight Word Story 289 He slipped into conversations to identify zombies.

How do you know the difference between a zombie and a middle-aged man living in his Mom’s basement? Zombies have goals

Eight Word Story 288 “Someday we’ll live in a world without apocalypses.”

Pricing Like Zombie Punching is Hard In creating a price a good place to start is to estimate how many hours it will take you to complete (including how many hours a month you plan to work in provided support). Once you have a number you should probably double it as you have to account for…

Eight Word Story 287 words crushed the horde with legal requirements.

What’s the difference between one of my zombie jokes and any other joke? Other jokes are funny

Eight Word Story 286 The first zombie contagion sign was his breath.

Eight Word Story 285 His email rained electronic pain on zombies.

What’s the difference between zombie jokes and politician jokes? One has mindless automatons the other has zombies

Eight Word Story 284 He loved zombies until they loved him back

The Zombie Isn’t Always Right While the “customer is always right” is said a lot, even if you believe that, they’re not hiring you to be a yes man or yes woman. Bring your expertise and tell them if a way they want to go is a bad idea. If they insist and it turns out disastrously, you’re on record…

Eight Word Story 283 She her favorite color; crushed the horde.

How do you get a zombie to Carnegie Hall? Turn left on 57th Street

Eight Word Story 282 The monstrous zombies put pineapple on their pizzas.

Format Zombies in the Neck Typical formatting for HTML tags is to indent child tags (e.g., the s), but leave the parent's opening and closing tags ( and ) un-indented. This helps us visually see where tags begin and end. If you have child tags that have child tags, you just indent the…

Eight Word Story 281 He thwacked zombies with a slender eight.

What’s the most frustrating thing about eating brains for zombies? Opening (and catching) the packaging.

Eight Word Story 280 With apocalyptic might, the zombie ate Fred’s sandwich.

Counting Zombies (on Your Fingers) The letters i, j, and k are traditionally used as loop counters (a variable that counts the number of iterations used). You don’t have to use these as your counter values, but if you don’t, name your counters clearly. For clearer code, it’s best not to use i, j,…

Eight Word Story 279 She flipped a into the zombie’s face.

Interview with Liam Nugent Job Title: Product Manager Industry or specialization:  I work at a global retail bank and I specialise in the things people need to do to service their accounts online or on a mobile app, like viewing statements or getting reminded to pay their credit card bill! I love…

What scares zombies more than a cure to their contagion? Clowns

Eight Word Story 278 “You sure you want zombies to be friendly?”

Looping the Reanimated Dead If you're writing an animation that loops, the easiest way to start is to set 0% and 100% to the same values. That way, the animation ends where it started, and you won't have a jump between the end of one run of the animation and the beginning of the next animation.

Eight Word Story 277 He split the horde with a

Where do zombies typically go insane? The membraaane

Eight Word Story 276 Some say his halitosis actually caused the apocalypse.

Connecting Antidotes with Contagion Connecting your design/website skills to the client's business needs and goals can help the client say, "Yes!" to your proposal even if your pricing is higher than other proposals.

Eight Word Story 275 He slung after at zombie heads.

What’s a zombie’s favorite way to remove water from noodles? Straaain

Eight Word Story 274 “Zombies aren’t that bad?!?!?” “They just need hugs!”

Fewer Keyframes, Fewer Zombies to Fight It's best to use as few keyframes as possible to get your desired result. Fewer keyframes are easier to manage and easier to update if you make a big change. That said, you need enough keyframes to get the movement or change that you want, so use as many as…

Eight Word Story 273 She underline tagged the rather misspelled zombeee hordeses.

What’s a zombie’s favorite type of fence? Chaaain link

Eight Word Story 272 The zombie apocalypse couldn’t stand against the cute-pocalypse.

“You’re As Good at Picking Technology as a Zombie!” “Your technology choice sucks.” Someone will always believe this to be true no matter what you choose. As long as you’ve thought through what technology to use and why, balancing the pros and cons, they are wrong.

Eight Word Story 271 They attributed his title to zombie smashing skills

What’s a zombie’s favorite part of a cell? The membraaane

Eight Word Story 270 He never found true love till zombies arrived.

Zombie HTML Spacing The Zombie: Using or   for spacing (instead of CSS) Always a Zombie? Pretty Much Severity: Medium to Low, while it can make your site look terrible, the content is accessible and available. Why is it a Zombie: Particularly with so many different screen sizes, it’s…

Daisy Chaining Your Post-Apocalyptic Weapons JavaScript processes functions, and so on, from the left, so you can daisy chain functions together like: document.getElementById("list").appendChild( listOfHumanRefuges ); JavaScript will take the document object and run the getElementById on it. When…