NGL, the punchline involving Ben Grimm made me giggle a bit

Yeah, Tyrone blocked me back when I was using Twitter. Who Else? Well, there’s Mark Millar, Gina Carano and politician Ralph Babet.

“MAGA is Dead” 😆

You’re not the only person in the world who has a degree in film directing, everybody else has seen over 3000 movies, your 3 screenplays never got adapted, who cares who you study for & the same goes for seeing Wings. You’re just a nepo chud who got defeated by a punching bag so in short, you suck.

Okay, I can’t believe I have to do this but I have my own two cents on the whole MugenLord’s Evangelion debacle. I’ve seen Evangelion myself and like the show for being fun and insane but it is not a cup of tea for anybody.

Remember when Robbie Amell and Lauren Ambrose appeared in The X-Files revival where they play two new FBI agents helping Mulder and Scully out before they were never seen again after three episodes?

He wishes the reboot is anything like An American Carol instead of The Naked Gun series tbh

So I have a friend who butt-dialed me while she’s going to a Metallica concert tonight. Also…

Gore Verbinski probably is the only person who has a brilliant Post-Director’s Jail resurgence, Francis Ford Coppola should have taken notes

Just saying but if SNL Australia is ever a thing, it would be the most awful show to hit my country since that John Cleese roast special

Sure Jan

The Truman Show 🤝 Monster: The Ed Gein Story

Can someone ask Elon if he ever listened to Grimes’ music when they were together? And if he knows the title of any of her songs as well?

Wait, so Brandon Boyd of Incubus is following the likes of Libs of TikTok and End Wokeness on Twitter?

Watched Bogonia last night in cinema and notice a Menulog advert playing before it. This is the kind of tweet that will never be written again after this month.

So will these get printed in later crossover comics?

Gore Verbinski is trying to prove he’s as out-there as Yorgos Lanthimos & Daniels despite his credited films saying otherwise.

Eli Roth is ruining the ancient text

In a way, she is responsible for ruining the genre and what remains of her career relevance. Seriously, name one memorable thing she did after this and Disaster Movie?

Can’t believe Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster took the Bill Finger approach and try to erase Alan Moore as the true creator of Superman

Ah yes, A24 and Mary Bronstein making a list of films by female directors like Sofia Coppola, Amy Heckerling and Ridley Scott

Good: Kim Davis’ petition to overturn same-sex marriage got rejected by the Supreme Court. Better: Kim Davis must also pay $360,000 for denying marriage licenses.

Yeah, pretty much

Probably best watched (or worst watched) as a double feature with Bryan Singer making a doco about him proving his non-existent innocence.

The concept of a New Yorker buying tickets to a Kid Rock show

The Elon Musk/Cinesthetic saga is happening and all because he wants to win an argument against Joyce Carol Oates (which equals to him losing by unintentionally proving her point)

“Hi, I’m Sydney Sweeney’s newest fan and this is me pointing out Netflix putting woke on actual history”

Seltzerberg sucks but the fans and re-evaulated apologists of these two are also the worst

Few divorces and breakups does make one person go all “I gonna AI prompt my future wife” on us

Whoever did this probably thinks Ryan Gosling was gonna be the next Black Panther as well

Was thinking of seeing Keeper but Neon marketing using what may be the worst critic quote of all time has made me rethink it

Jeremy Renner is the Dean Cain of MCU franchise

So Frank Darabont has directed two upcoming episodes of Stranger Things…

Nothing says making a threat like having a Michael Jackson biopic being co-produced by both the producer of one of the most divisive music biopics in recent times and MJ’s attorney (who is being played by Miles Teller btw)

Honestly, this could have been a real conversation instead of a interestingly edited Between Two Ferns-style parody

How the new Michael Jackson biopic might end:

A parallel universe where Wendy is married to Ringo Starr instead of Jack Torrance

Left: Tobin Bell back when he was young. Right: John Kramer/Jigsaw back when he was young.

He’s really gonna be the worst thing about the new Street Fighter movie, I just know it

First he hates Australia so much that he doesn’t want to come back here & now he’s apologising to New York because of the election. Ryan, just go to Tel Aviv and be a sex pest that you already are.

I know it’s Rotten Tomatoes but this being rated lower than the 1% score that is Disaster Movie shows why Kim Kardashian is never good in acting roles.

Good news: My iPod classic 160gb is gonna get a 256gb replacement upgrade. Bad news: It’s gonna take a week since the replacement is available outside Australia and that it cost up to $289. At least I’m using Afterpay though.

This article is equally hilarious and depressing to read

Best used as a cover to a Macca/Justin Bieber mashup

Congrats on coming out as an Enby, Mr Lennon… or did you just come out in a “political gender” way? IDK, I’m Queer and me being out is not a political reason so it’s just Sean being Sean I guess.