Alastair Campbell
@alastaircampbell.bsky.social
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Newcastle/Edinburgh Once ate four festive bakes in under 3 minutes Music/Politics/NUFC
Trump deploying the national guard as there's too much crime in DC is a great move. They can start by arresting the peadophile in the white house.
6 months ago
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OK who has a spare standing tickets for oasis at Murrayfield on the 12th of August that they want to sell me for face value... I feel like I'm not asking for too much here...
7 months ago
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Pizza piss
#England
#lionesses
7 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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Manager of the season
#nufc
9 months ago
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Choosing between Man united and Spurs is like choosing which testicle to have chewed off
9 months ago
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The way this government and the tories are going it's going to be the greens vs reform at the next election
9 months ago
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Does the new pope wear a silly hat?
10 months ago
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Why does Trump talk to Putin as if its his dominatrix?
10 months ago
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Best 80 million we never spent
10 months ago
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Hahahahaha that penalty was far too Eze for pope to save...
#nufc
10 months ago
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The Katy Perry space malarkey gets even better when you realise this is the image that she showed of her setlist and no one can read it. Just look out the window you melt
10 months ago
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#cans
11 months ago
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Today has been the day that we've all learnt how to spell carabao
#nufc
#championes
11 months ago
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Right. It's trafalgar isn't it?
#cans
11 months ago
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That's weird, I saw him being fucking class against Liverpool
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11 months ago
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Dan burns getting a statue in my garden next week
#nufc
11 months ago
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One word. Cans
#nufc
11 months ago
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Is it trafalgar square tonight?
#nufc
#newcastle
11 months ago
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I am led to believe that he is indeed from blyth
#nufc
#bdb
11 months ago
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Me being told its £8.15 a pint in London
#NUFC
11 months ago
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Happy Glastonbury lineup release date to all who celebrate maybe... I have a sneaky feeling we will see Rod Stewarts name on the line up...
#intheknow
12 months ago
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That Trudeau speech is impressive, standing up to the school bully and putting him in his place, all whilst being beautifully polite. A true Canadian patriot
12 months ago
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That was a Minteh transfer decision from Paul Mitchell...
#NUFC
12 months ago
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Zelensky "I need ammunition not a ride" Trump, faked bone spurs so he didn't have to fight for his country Only one hero here, and he doesn't need to wear a suit.
12 months ago
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Battle of the biggest cunts going on at Tesco
12 months ago
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Weird that Arsenal are struggling to score despite having Alexander Isak in their squad....
#NUFC
12 months ago
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Got a Tesco delivery at 8pm last night and as the driver left I told him to enjoy his weekend. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
12 months ago
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Troy Deeney sounds exactly like how I imagine a crumpet would speak
12 months ago
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Vibes
#nufc
12 months ago
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Lovee that Lewis Miley has been bullied into wearing a long sleeve under armour to hide that shite tattoo 😂
#NUFC
12 months ago
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Someone at work has made the point that the Russians must have some dirt on Trump and are currently blackmailing him... wouldn't even surprise me if it's true
12 months ago
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Tweeted direct from Mar-a-lagograd
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12 months ago
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He sells chicken thiiiiiiigggghhhs You'll never ever beat dan burn
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12 months ago
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In all the fuck ups of president Musk's reign so far this is my favourite
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about 1 year ago
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Nothing screams punk quite like a government watchdog.
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about 1 year ago
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If Starmer puts Tariffs on Teslas he will win the hearts and souls of the nation.
about 1 year ago
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BP abandoning climate pledges and projects because their profits were down to only **checks notes** £7.2 billion
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BP profits drop as it says it will reset strategy
The oil giant is widely expected to say it will scale back on renewables later this month.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30d4ernzqjo
about 1 year ago
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reposted by
Alastair Campbell
Trades Union Congress
about 1 year ago
We revealed Nigel Farage’s voting record to his constituents in Clacton. They weren’t happy.
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Introducing to Bluesky, Penguin the kitten! She's a sassy little lady and settling in just fine!
#catsofbluesky
about 1 year ago
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Beautiful crafted assist from fan favourite Sean Longstaff, surely has to start next game
#NUFC
about 1 year ago
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Tell me ma me ma, I will be home for tea, No chance in the cup final ballot for me Tell me ma me maaaaa
#NUFC
#ballotlife
about 1 year ago
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Flights and hotel all booked, probably a miniscule chance of a ticket but fuck it let's take over the capital again
#NUFC
about 1 year ago
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42 minutes to go
#NUFC
about 1 year ago
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43 minutes to go
#NUFC
about 1 year ago
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I absolutely can't wait for full time to hear artetas tears
about 1 year ago
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New wor flags display leaked for tonight
#ShithouseryMags
#NUFC
about 1 year ago
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Hearing reports that
#NUFC
are lining up a last minute loan deal for Hamza Choudhury
about 1 year ago
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Public ownership now.
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Water bills to rise by £10 a month in April
Figures reveal a jump for billpayers in England and Wales despite questions over firms' performance.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yd9qzx79go
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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