Thomas Massey lost his job because MAGA is dedicated to protecting a pedophile.

Tr*mp said he wanted to paint the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool blue because it's a "beautiful color." I say we do we him one better this November: we paint the whole country blue.

"Donald Tr*mp doesn't take a yearly salary." Tr*mp is using his personal defense attorney general and his personal DOJ to pay himself ten billion dollars. He's not taking a yearly salary. He's taking 25,000 years of salary. And you are paying for it.

Tr*mp took a dozen billionaires with himself to China today to assure that any agreements work to benefit China, himself, a dozen billionaires, and no one else. "I don't think about affordability."

No one referred to the White House as a "shit house" until Tr*mp got there.

Since 2017, every problem America has faced was either directly caused or made significantly worse by Donald Tr*mp.

Tr*mp says he's "fit enough to be an astronaut." I say cool, let's launch him into space.

"I'm not a rapist... I was totally exonerated" says the rapist who was found liable for rape and still owes 83.3 million dollars for saying his rape victim lied about him raping her.

You know, there would be no "assassination attempts" if Tr*mp had done what most 34-time convicted felons do and gone to prison.

In 2021, Tucker Carlson wrote, "We’re all pretending we’ve got a lot to show for it, because admitting what a disaster it’s been is too tough to digest.” Now, after campaigning to get this "disaster" re-elected he wants us to believe he is, "sorry for misleading people, and it was not intentional."

Apparently Tr*mp is pressuring his IRS, run by his campaign contributor Scott Bessent, to reach a deal with his DOJ, run by his personal attorney Todd Blanche, over his 10 billion dollar lawsuit. "He doesn't take a salary." Sure, he just pays himself billions of our tax dollars.

"The Pope should stay out of politics," say people who use religion to make laws.

On second thought, maybe the son of a crooked real estate developer, whose only qualification is marrying the daughter of another crooked real estate developer, wasn't the best choice for handling international peace negotiations.

*Ahem* You don't promise #pardons to anyone who works for you if you don't plan on ordering them to commit crimes. That is all.

-End Iran's nuclear program - nope -Regime change - not even close -Reopen the Strait of Hormuz - you mean the Strait that was open and free? In that case, check! Although it's now two million dollars per boat and not currently open TOTAL VICTORY!!

Here's the thing about the 25th Amendment: Enforce Amendment 14, Section 3.

Tr*mp is so demented and cruel that he's making the repressive, totalitarian, theocratic dictatorship look reasonable.

Donald Tr*mp is the only person in history to be less qualified for a job after four years of having that job.

Since everyone is suddenly interested in the #14thAmendment, Section 3 prohibits anyone who provides aid and comfort to insurrectionists from holding office. Tr*mp pardoned (which is aid and comfort) four people convicted of sedition (which is an act of insurrection).

The entire world is suffering because less than a quarter of Americans can't admit they were made fools by a bad con man and a "news" network that admitted to lying.

America only exists as a country because its people wanted #NOKINGS. We literally had a war for this.

Republicans spent 40 days refusing to fund TSA. Then Delta ended fast-track through security for members of Congress and Republicans agreed to TSA funding the next day. The lesson: make Republicans take action by removing their privileges. Let's do health insurance next. Then retirement.

Tr*mp is bragging (read: lying) that he has 100% approval rating. This is impressive (and a lie) except that he thinks it's possible for drug prices to drop by 500, 600, or 1300%. According to Tr*mp math (which means whatever he wants numbers to be), his real approval rating is 20, 16.66, or 7%.

Review of 'Project Hail Mary.' Nothing revolutionary, but very good.

With One Battle After Another winning #BestPicture at the #AcademyAwards, this review is so damn relevant. www.popmythology.com/why-one-batt...

Go woke, win rewards. And actually earn them (unlike a certain orange crybaby).

The important thing to remember about the high prices, rising unemployment, degrading climate, loss of healthcare, resurgence of preventable diseases, murder of Americans by federal agents, and threats of war tearing the entire world apart is that Tr*mp will be just fine. He doesn't have to care.

Reminder: Tr*mp called US troops "losers" and "suckers.

My review of 'Hamnet' includes a lot of descriptive language, platitudes about art, and an argument that anyone who uses generative AI is worthless scum who must be erased from history.

Look, with the US Department of Defense now using ChatGPT to make autonomous weapons, I'm not saying the program will use personal data to identify targets for assassination. But I am saying it can.

Tr*mp is so committed to peace that the only deal he needs to stop a war with Iran is a billion dollar brib- I mean "donation" to the Board of Peace.

Since Donald Tr*mp loves superlatives and breaking records we should make it our priority to remind him that he's the first "president" to be voted as the worst ever, twice.

There was a time when my favorite comedian was Bill Cosby, my favorite actor was Kevin Spacey, my favorite athlete was Brett Favre, and my favorite book series was written by Orson Scott Card. Now, I loudly oppose each of these people. MAGA, it is possible to just stop supporting terrible people.

Al and Tr*mp go together perfectly: AI companies love Tr*mp because he'll do anything with a bribe. Tr*mp loves AI because it let's him call any real event he does like "AI" and use AI to create any fake event he likes. Also, people only need artificial intelligence when they lack real intelligence.

MAGA is proof that you can lead an idiot to water but you can't make him admit the existence of water.

2025 cinema was loaded with dark comedy, social satire, music, anxiety, revolution, and all the things that only humans can create. Here is my list of the ten (or thereabout) best films of the year.

Tr*mp could easily win a Nobel Peace Prize by eliminating the most dangerous terrorist in the world: Donald Tr*mp.

Post I hope I'll be embarrassed for some day: Tr*mp is setting up his "Board of Peace" to pull the US out of NATO and into an alliance with Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, and other authoritarian nations. While also putting Tr*mp hotels in Gaza.

Tr*mp still owes hundreds of thousands to campaign venues, 1 million for a frivolous lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, 90 million for the assault and defamation of E. Jean Carroll, and several million more to the State of New York. But he wants to garnish your wage for a 50,000 dollar student loan.

A billion dollars isn't buying peace in Gaza. A billion dollars is buying a piece of Gaza. Tr*mp never cared about ending a war. Tr*mp only cares about starting a real estate deal.

The only internal injury Jonathan Ross recieved was a bruised ego.

ICE: The shootings will continue until everyone is safe.

Tr*mp is like a Make-A-Wish kid who gets presented an Olympic Medal. Except he thinks he earned it, and is murdering people.

Tr*mp kidnapped Maduro for the same reason he's obsessed with the Noble Peace Prize and wants to get rid of the Affordable Care Act: because Obama is better than him. Also, January 6th was a terrorist attack.

Five years ago today, Donald Tr*mp incited (1) an insurrection against the American government (2) in an act of domestic terrorism (3). 1: According to Republicans and investigators. 2: According federal convictions (and later pardons) 3. According to the literal definition of terrorism.

It's 2026 over here and Tr*mp is a convicted felon who is illegally occupying the White House.

'Avatar: Fire & Ash' the most amazing 3D animation ever made can't add depth to flat characters. www.popmythology.com/avatar-fire-... #Avatar #FireAndAsh

Tr*mp wants to force Americans to use his name the way Smurfs use "Smurf." He can go Tr*mp himself.

Tr*mp means his "friends would get hurt" by releasing the Epstein files in the same way he says "a lot of people don't know this" when talking about things he didn't know. Not like he has any friends anyway.