Tr*mp is so committed to peace that the only deal he needs to stop a war with Iran is a billion dollar brib- I mean "donation" to the Board of Peace.

Since Donald Tr*mp loves superlatives and breaking records we should make it our priority to remind him that he's the first "president" to be voted as the worst ever, twice.

There was a time when my favorite comedian was Bill Cosby, my favorite actor was Kevin Spacey, my favorite athlete was Brett Favre, and my favorite book series was written by Orson Scott Card. Now, I loudly oppose each of these people. MAGA, it is possible to just stop supporting terrible people.

Al and Tr*mp go together perfectly: AI companies love Tr*mp because he'll do anything with a bribe. Tr*mp loves AI because it let's him call any real event he does like "AI" and use AI to create any fake event he likes. Also, people only need artificial intelligence when they lack real intelligence.

MAGA is proof that you can lead an idiot to water but you can't make him admit the existence of water.

2025 cinema was loaded with dark comedy, social satire, music, anxiety, revolution, and all the things that only humans can create. Here is my list of the ten (or thereabout) best films of the year.

Tr*mp could easily win a Nobel Peace Prize by eliminating the most dangerous terrorist in the world: Donald Tr*mp.

Post I hope I'll be embarrassed for some day: Tr*mp is setting up his "Board of Peace" to pull the US out of NATO and into an alliance with Russia, China, Saudi Arabia, Hungary, and other authoritarian nations. While also putting Tr*mp hotels in Gaza.

Tr*mp still owes hundreds of thousands to campaign venues, 1 million for a frivolous lawsuit against Hillary Clinton, 90 million for the assault and defamation of E. Jean Carroll, and several million more to the State of New York. But he wants to garnish your wage for a 50,000 dollar student loan.

A billion dollars isn't buying peace in Gaza. A billion dollars is buying a piece of Gaza. Tr*mp never cared about ending a war. Tr*mp only cares about starting a real estate deal.

The only internal injury Jonathan Ross recieved was a bruised ego.

ICE: The shootings will continue until everyone is safe.

Tr*mp is like a Make-A-Wish kid who gets presented an Olympic Medal. Except he thinks he earned it, and is murdering people.

Tr*mp kidnapped Maduro for the same reason he's obsessed with the Noble Peace Prize and wants to get rid of the Affordable Care Act: because Obama is better than him. Also, January 6th was a terrorist attack.

Five years ago today, Donald Tr*mp incited (1) an insurrection against the American government (2) in an act of domestic terrorism (3). 1: According to Republicans and investigators. 2: According federal convictions (and later pardons) 3. According to the literal definition of terrorism.

It's 2026 over here and Tr*mp is a convicted felon who is illegally occupying the White House.

'Avatar: Fire & Ash' the most amazing 3D animation ever made can't add depth to flat characters. www.popmythology.com/avatar-fire-... #Avatar #FireAndAsh

Tr*mp wants to force Americans to use his name the way Smurfs use "Smurf." He can go Tr*mp himself.

Tr*mp means his "friends would get hurt" by releasing the Epstein files in the same way he says "a lot of people don't know this" when talking about things he didn't know. Not like he has any friends anyway.

When they say, "AI is inevitable. Adapt or be left behind." I hear:

Reminder: Fox News had to pay 787 million dollars for lying that the 2020 election was stolen.

We could have had an intelligent and qualified former prosecutor who also enjoys dancing and laughing. Instead we have a lifelong and convicted felon whose happiest day was January 6th, 2021. Right wingers ruin everything, even their own lives.

Happy holidays to everyone who thinks we can't say "Merry Christmas" anymore. And a Merry Yule to everyone who knows this was originally a pagan holiday.

In screenwriting, one page of writing is one minute of dialog. Nixon was impeached for 18 pages worth of missing dialog. There are over 100 pages entirely redacted in released Epstein files, with thousands more still missing. Tr*mp makes Nixon look like Mr. Rogers.

Every time the DOJ says they are "protecting the victims" remember: Tr*mp always thinks he is the victim. #EpsteinFiles

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Anyone remember when the President of the United States giving a prime time address was something important? Or coherent?

Hundred bucks says Tr*mp can't spell "Venezuela" or find it on a map. You know, just like he couldn't spell his own name or find his ex-wife in a picture of two women.

Since Jack Smith is back in the news, let's remember one important thing: January 6th was a terrorist attack.

Beyond the obvious cruelty and narcissism, there is something much worse in Tr*mp's statement about Rob Reiner. "due to the anger he caused others" This is the President of the United States telling his supporters that they are not responsible for violence done in their support of him.

You have Tr*mp Drangement Syndrome say people who genuinely believe that a man who has cheated on three wives and paid hush money to a porn actress was chosen by God to restore American greatness.

Karoline Leavitt says anyone passing off false information as facts about Tr*mp will be prosecuted. Okay. FACT: Donald Tr*mp is a 34-time convicted felon liable for sexual assault and indicted for conspiracy, election interference, and violations of the Espionage Act. PROVE ME WRONG, LEAVITT.

My guess, Tr*mp will force ACA tax break renewal to the very last second before telling Republicans to vote for them. Then he'll claim that he alone saved healthcare. He's walked into a bank, pulled a gun, demanded the money, and then putting the gun away and saying he stopped a robbery.

Oh so Antifa is a terrorist organization, eh? Name one attack orchestrated by the leadership of Antifa. Name one Antifa leader. Name one action taken by Antifa that was a threat to national security. Because I can do every one of these for MAGA.

Artificial intelligence is like artificial sweetener: a cheap imitation of the real thing shoved down the throats of consumers by corporations who will gladly kill us all for a profit.

The writers of TIME Magazine are giving Person of the Year to the tech oligarchs who are pouring all of our planet's resources into the AI that will replace the writers of TIME Magazine.

Tr*mp is that kid who thinks hiding his report card from his parents means he isn't failing.

When Homer Simpson became the head of the Stonecutters, followers heaped praise and made up fake awards despite him being totally incompetent and a complete loser at everything. This post is about Donald Tr*mp.

Worth noting that the Tr*mp "administration" is trying to overturn the same amendment which makes him an illegal president. Also worth nothing that according to Section 3 of the 14th Amendment, Tr*mp is an illegal president.

24 million people set to lose healthcare in America, the Republican response: "Well, it's not many people." "That affects only a small amount of people." 2.3 million transgender people in America, the Republican response: NO MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS! CLOSE ALL THE BATHROOMS! BAN EVERYTHING!

AP reports that #ICE is monitoring social media for reactions to its anti-immigration action in #NewOrleans, so I need to put this delicately: FUCK YOU, YOU RACIST FUCKS and fuck your dementia-riddled, 34-time-convicted, rapist, fascist, illiterate cult leader! May your graves be pools of piss.

Apparently AYSO isn't the only soccer organization that gives out participation trophies. #FIFA

Update to an old saying: The Tr*mp Department of Justice would fail to indict a ham sandwich. This is what happens when a completely incompetent "president" hires his completely incompetent lawyers.

I turn 46 today. Stephen Miller is 40. These people want to talk about "alphas" and "superior genes"? Looks to me that racists are weak.

C'mon, the real reason Republicans are afraid of being the minority in the House has nothing to do with "protecting the American First agenda" or "preserving Tr*mp's legacy" (of crime and incompetence). It's because Republicans are afraid they'll be treated the same way they treat minorities.

So according to the Tr*mp administration, people suspected of smuggling drugs - without any evidence - get killed, but people convicted of smuggling drugs - or, you know, sex trafficking - get pardons. Truly the policy of a "very stable genius" who doesn't know the meaning of any of those words.

Let me get this straight: Tr*mp's son (in-law), who does not work for the government, met with foreign businessmen to negotiate American policy toward Ukraine. THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT #REPUBLICANS SPENT FOUR YEARS TRYING TO IMPEACH BIDEN FOR. Except this time there's evidence.

He calls it a "golden age" because he gets to use our money to cover everything around him in fake gold Also, he's pissing on the entire country.

Review of #Bugonia, recent events, and humanity in general.

Between Tr*mp assaulting women and associating, at best, with pedophiles; Sean Combs getting away with sex crimes; Matt Gaetz and the Tate Brothers walking free, and SCOTUS removing women's rights, the message is clear: The lives of American women and girls are worth nothing.