had a dream last night that they replaced my classroom with a tree stump the other night i woke up frantic bc i do not have 24 scissors this is going to be a long month

outdoor lighting is ideal but im bored in the dmv

🎶 timmy is an average kid that no one understands 🎶

car appointment today, someone else waiting is cute lol so i sat far away hahahahaha

time to freak out for an entire month lmfao

it is mine, and by that i mean my own room, and by that i mean a classroom ✨️kitty has leveled up✨️

like am i stupid? DW is 4 years old?? why can't i beat this COW game

pbskids.org/arthur/games... why the holy hell is this game so hard

on the other hand my cousin's grandkids (lmao yes we that old 🫠) told me i had princess nails

it matches my water bottle otherwise i dont like this one it was real hard to put on and idk its like too dark for my skin idk

THESE

here is a story a little tmi i have a teeny tiny rash thing between my boobs it doesnt hurt or itch but i put on cream and then a bandaid on top so cream isnt everywhere but the bandaid has a beetle 🪲 design so now i look down my shirt and see a beetle and its cracking me up

pink with green glitter i like it lots but no one else seems to feelin like some sort of weirdo classy barbie

btw my last polish lasted 15 days with minimal chipping til the end i was in shock

i luv gold featuring my right hand bc left pointer immediately chipped otherwise i luv this polish

work tye-dyed today lmao orange fingers to match orange nails

i think of that one episode of the proud family where suga mama makes the bars and gets famous then puts her feet in the dough on oprah like way too often there may be Grosser scenes in kid media but that ones gotta be up there it's stuck with me like nothing else

clean girl nails 💅 theyre a bit too orange from extreme angles, kind of looks like nail staining, but the blue head on is aaah ill have to.. idk get it pinker or well really i doubt anyone but me notices

usually polish for me chips after idk 3 or 4 days? but the most pressing issue here is that my nails grew another millimeter so the polish is making them look shorter wow i forgot to press send HOURS ago should delete bc i know NOBODY CARES but exactly that, NOBODY CARES SO FUCK IT ILL SEND IT 🥊

i wanted to say my hands were revolting but then i remembered that also means gross what i wanted to mean was that my hands are planning a coup

the green shift is insane 🩷💚 also my hands are dry so they're freshly handcreamed and weirdly shiny ok sorry

It me

SoOoOo KyUuUuUtE

BUNNY

oops mento to post a still

its actually from like thursday but i wanted sunlight but its been cloudy its still cloudy but the other hands chipping now lol

i got a velvet magnet im obsessed

idk what it is about Green but i always find it hard to wear greens with other greens i have a decent amount of olivey things that like Don't Go together

my jacket matched my dress almost exactly, felt like i was in ~tactical gear~

see it even glows in the shadows

NEON st pattys this polish really gets attention irl then also some glitter bc yes

thought the copper was gold but tbh it probably looks better on me this way also fuck poking my cuticles with a stick lifes too short

this weeks mani 💅✨️ i fucked up the copper so slapped on some flakies n u cant even tell

oh i can also post my nails here theres a lil extra on my thumb still idc

the synth at 10 seconds sounds like a fart

i reply i sigh i di

wait i can make elk my pfp

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