Hell yeah...should be higher, but as we discussed in the episode, maybe isn't as relevant as it used to be.

That feeling that comes after being unemployed for an extended period of time and wading further into the deep waters of the stock market.

Whoever created the WEBP image file format should be tried at The Hague.

I will go to bat for Hard Rain. I'll never say it's a good movie, but damn it do I love it. Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score:

I don’t think that was me…I would have remembered being French.

Hey, this is been something we've been working on for a while. If you aren't an Instagram person, check out our brand new TikTok and YouTube Shorts pages and watch some clips from the show. Also subscribe to the show on YouTube and listen to us on your TVs...that's weird, right?! lnk.bio/neverseenit

Every time the NFL season kicks off again, I am reminded that television exists. Also, commercials all over the place with legit movie stars in them? Who can I talk to about getting an ad-free version?

There are perks of unemployment.

Excuse me, Instagram algorithm? I’m trying to scroll to forget about the difficulty of finding a job. And all I’m being served are videos of other people complaining about the job market. I guess that’s how it works, but still. You’re not helping.

Issued 6 weeks after I graduated high school. Living proof that yes, I am that old. I also found my 1st time voter registration card (lifetime Independent!), Selective Service registration card and all of my school IDs from high school through college.

I'm always at a loss as to what to do with myself after a job interview. Like, I could just sit here and question every answer I just gave. Alternatively, I could go about my day with a smug confidence that I knocked it out of the park only to get a denial in a few days.

@janochoa.bsky.social have a rough weekend?

Logged into Zillow for the first time in a while and immediately was greeted with a list of five "suggested" homes in our city that were all listed above $1m. Read the room, guys.

Man, am I sure sorry we didn’t spend $80k+ on a short-bed pickup truck that I could have used to only make 2 trips to the branch drop-off instead of the 3 it took me in my 5-door hatchback. Guess we’re just stupid and poor instead of smart and in debt.

Went out with the wife to eat a ton of meat and saw this bad boy in the parking lot and thought of @grubb.wtf.

In a few minutes I'll probably think of 5 other movies I could replace on this list, but I still think it encapsulates my tastes pretty well.

Sorry to be vague-skeeting, but please realize that the dumbest, yet richest people are probably in charge of the thing you like most. They will inevitably screw it up in ways you never thought possible.

You ever just have a day when the whole year has been bad vibes? No? Just everyone everywhere? Good to know.

Just would like to announce publicly that I have put away our snowblower for the season. In unrelated news: Everyone around us should prepare for a blizzard within the next couple weeks.

I'm just a guy asking for $500k so I can retire at 40...is that so much to ask?!

Mistakenly looked back at some blog entries I wrote around 2005-2008. Seeing all that reinforced my opinion that men in their 20s are a danger to society.

Finally decided to remove Facebook from my Home Screen and replaced it with Bluesky. Besides the fact that I’ve muted and unfriended so many friends and family from there, it’s just gotten to be worthless for anything other than giving people bad news.

It's probably just because I'm getting older and not the perpetual existential dread running through my subconscious, but I cry a lot easier than I used to. Like, happening upon an IG post of a gal in her 20s who is about to have her arm amputated. She's making content, my eyes are welling up. WTF?

Childless buffalo sauce

Can we have another wave of “Girl Dinner” jokes? That was some good internet.

Maybe it’s just a guy thing, but I shop for clothes so seldomly that I feel like it would be a huge help if clothing stores would arrange everything by size instead of style. Like, everything that has a L tag is in this corner. XL over here. All you S and XS freaks of nature are in the front. Easy.

Can I set up a thing where I can autoblock anyone posting a screenshot from their phone and they don't have their phone or app set to DARK MODE? I'm trying to not burn my retinas.

The thing they don’t tell you about podcasting is how much of a headspace it sometimes takes up. Like, we’ve got 5 separate pieces of audio going up this week…doesn’t seem like much, but everything requires time and at least a little forethought.

High school is an awkward time when you go through many changes but in Jennifer’s case we don’t think “demon possession” is what she had in mind. How will her friend cope as their friendship is challenged by her new identity? Find out in #JennifersBody. podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/never…