Mia Goth is one of the very few actresses I buy who would be immediately horned up for a monster.

They can say what they want, but I’m neither “imbecilic” or “moronic” enough to insult someone’s lack of intelligence with two synonyms. Big words only work if you understand them. Calling us “dumb dummies” just isn’t a sick burn Chad and Keith. Sorry about your limited vocab. Stay in school

No. Just hell no. I’m done

We all have pets. I get it. Also, I love my good boy so much

How does one acquire this? But like the affordable, non artifact version for a middle aged woman with matronly upper arms

Lies. This is the pig from angry birds

No one show Jay Kay #DragulaTitans

It’s teef!

This Department of Ed is attacking nurses and eliminating nursing programs, per Project 2025.

So stoked the Latin Grammys are getting this energy now. They need it. Nothing like a deep open mouthed kiss between friends. Listen to Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso! Even if you don’t normally listen to Spanish language music. I promise you’ll vibe youtube.com/shorts/GiHVr...

Felicidades a Ca7riel & Paco Amoroso 5 Latin Grammys! Hell yeah! #Tetas

Demi did this shit before. Blowing up that thing with Chase where him poking her with a finger was “laying his hands on her”. She is absolutely the kind of person to cry victim and let someone get killed for it. Wow. Now crying assault with Marciano cuz she’s caught #SLOMW

Demi bringing up sexual assault to compare it to whatever happened with Marciano. Wow. So so gross #SLOMW

Listen, I may be single, but I do have a very hot and steamy mutual flirtation with the woman who delivers my weed from the dispensary

Whitney fully said “only coming back for Dancing With The Stars”. God. She’s the WORST. I hate that she got it after that bull #SLOMW

I know it’s crude, but the way South Park animated Trump and Vance in the current episode had me cackling.

Everyone… help me name the creature that is the turducken of Oscar, Caroll Spinney, and Big Bird… Y’all are creative. Spinnecarbird? Mansuvius? Panphlor? Seasamine?

Listen babies… if you love drag and you’re not watching #DragulaTitans you’re missing some SPECTACULAR drag. If you like horror and you like queer stuff and you’re not watching #DragulaTitans you’re missing out If you like Halloween and you’re not watching… you get the point

Did anyone else think Evah’s look was giving Carly Simon? #DragulaTitans

People don’t know the best season of Dragula is airing currently

I remember my grandma had a couple cherry hemangiomas on her chest and stomach Now my little Irish ass has taken the genetics I get from my Mexican grandmother and I’ve erupted in tiny cherry hemangiomas on my stomach like freckles Lame

I’ve started throwing myself what I like to call “introvert adult raves”. LED lighting, aromatherapy, an edible, magnesium, an audiobook, and watching a YouTube of a scenic train ride or hike If that sounds incredible, you bet your ass it is.

You know, the fact that pollution got so much worse after Captain Planet was cancelled seems like a pretty big “coincidence” 🎵Captain Planet, he’s our hero. Gonna bring pollution down to zero🎶

That Ed Kemper movie on Amazon… I am a horror enthusiast. I also watch way too much true crime. The important thing to remember is that these aren’t pretend characters. I had to turn it off halfway through…

I TRY. I just don’t like giallo. A whole night was too much. Did those of you who do have fun last night?

Snoozing Don

Hear me out: #RHOSLC season 7: semester at sea I think the last two weeks have confirmed that if you put these women on a boat in the middle of the ocean they will nonstop attack each other

I freaking adored these witch looks. So damn cute.

I’ve never been a fan of Abhora… until this season. She is INCREDIBLE and has really evened out.

What did Zava DO?!?!?! #DragulaTitans

Boosting this because I’m not crazy active here of late. I’ve never created one of these before, not even through cancer. But we’re in too bad a state for me to have any pride here. I suddenly am without a car, needing to pay legal fees, and am sending my other son for substance abuse treatment

This is really uncomfortable for me, but my family and I are in a really really bad place. The house teen was in a car accident this weekend. No one was hurt. But oh my god do we desperately need financial assistance as our only car is in impound and not drivable gofund.me/ea8ae8a5d

Today has been catastrophically bad

Oh god. It didn’t click until just now that Drake’s Canadian ass has had to listen to Kendrick’s “Squabble Up” and “Not Like Us” as Dodger anthems in the WS.

I’m sorry to Blue Jays and their fans. I’m a lifelong Dodgers fan so I know the feeling well. But oh my god this series is one for the books. It was incredible. You played your asses off That was some fucking exciting ass baseball and you hurt my feelings many times So much respect to Toronto

Oh thank you sweet lord and Will Smith #VivaLosDoyers #WorldSeries

My feelings on this series will change drastically in a bit based on who wins But damnit if this series doesn’t show why baseball is the fucking best. It’s not over til it’s over. When you live and die with each pitch it’s so intense.

Oh my god!!!! Oh my god oh my god! This series is so intense. Let’s go Dodgers! C’mon!!!! You got this!!!!

Ah sweet jesus I feel like I’m going to have a panic attack

Dying Dying Dying of death stress

My CABLE FROZE AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I can hear my neighbors SCREAMING with joy #WorldSeries

Every time I remember that turkeys sleep in trees I am terrified

Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future: No lie… her and Iris Apfel are my mental mood board for aging

I want to get married in front of the Mothman statue.

Watching Hocus Pocus and the most unbelievable thing is that a bunch of middle aged people danced nonstop all night and DID’T die?! I’m sorry, I get cramps in my side if you make me stand in heat for an hour. I need to hydrate and replenish electrolytes. Especially with hot flashes

She didn’t get out of the CACA DOODY CAR!

Did I like Hell House lineage? No Did I hate it though? Yes. It started out on a good note. The annoyance built. The hate truly came in the last 10 minutes. The good news: Lake Of Fire isn’t the worst installment anymore.

I love her so much