spotify what is this fucking monstrosity you put on my discover weekly

I hate the smoke from the pyrotechnics they use at universal studios because every time I see it I get my hopes up that hogwarts is burning down

of course the day I leave my headphones at home is the day the gym stereo is playing nothing but ac/dc and motley crue 😞

thank you to this job application that read “must be willing to accept equity-based compensation until funding is secured” for giving me the biggest laugh I’ve had all day

I’m applying to jobs on y combinator now god help me

is that good

r/TVTooHigh

I saw people on twitter saying nosferatu was horny. I do not think that is the case

this fucking cat hat has been tormenting me so i finally bought one for twix. as expected she hates it <3

a beautiful baby girl named internal server error

Need a job so I can afford ADHD meds… need ADHD meds so I can executive function myself into finding a job…

I’m actually the worst person to shop for… every year I need to consult gift guides just so I can tell people what to buy me for christmas because otherwise I’d have no fucking clue

chad filter lotr video my beloved

I have a five days in a row of three hour meetings this week that I really don’t need to be present for please put me out of my misery

I haven’t made any progress on bg3 this weekend because it’s too much fun watching sesel play it instead