In this post, I have nothing to say because I can't think of anything except another Asmongold joke. Maybe third time will be the one where I am funny.

In this tweet, Sylvette is unable to tame most people because they all have the rare form of Rabies known as 'cooties'.

In this post, "Sylvette" explores basic character writing. "God, this character is such a piece of shit. Ugh. I love him."

Yeah? Yeah dude?

In this post, Sylvette has the right to remain silent, yet they use it to shitpost as much as possible.

In this post, Sy- Wait, What the fuck? It hasn't posted since I was last on. Fuck. This fucking sucks. .. .. .. [phone unlock] .. .. [angry birds theme starts playing]

In this post, Sylvette clearly wants to live in a world where all they do is eat hot chip and shitpost. Who can blame it? We should all get paid for doing nothing.

In this post, Sylvette is

In this post, gay sex has experienced an error.

In this post, Sylvette makes an normal realization; However, Rotation is not what makes the seasons different between, for example, North America & Australia. It is the tilt of Earth's axis. The rotation of Earth is responsible for our Day-Night cycle.

In this post,

In this post , in b

They call me the Thronedestroyer.

who wont me

The humble toilet: Boy, I sure hope no one is trying to feed me like I have the diet of someone who can't chew their food in a nursing home

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In this post, Siffryn is confused because it is always invisible. Invisible people cannot be straight, and by being visible it is forced to be straight; thus sacrificing it's integrity as a fae. Fae can only be gay

tgheuet bit

In this post, Siffryn explains that it shakes it's head after seeing bad things on their timeline incase someone was looking at their phone at the worst possible moment. If you ask me, It's an interesting conversation starter.

living in this country is fuckin scary. but i refuse to be literally anyone but myself till the very end

In this post, You are an alcoholic

In this post, True. True.

In this post: Gender, duh.

In this post, Yeah dude. That looks like an armadillo to me.

Put your Whole Pussy into Everything you do

In this post, Siffryn spits straight facts. Howard Griffin is a well-known time traveller, and when he came to 2025 and met Siffryn, he was famously known for stating "This bitch needs some diabetus." and went back to 1954 after stealing a box of Cheerios from it's kitchen.

In this post, I will be approaching you soon.

In this post, This is just what happens when you have children. Bits are children.

In this post, Siffryn has a homophobic mirror. This is because it doesn't own a wavy mirror. You don't want a straight mirror.

In this post, I have something to add to my TTRPG setting.

You can't make gold out of poop....

In this post, Siffryn has done a typo. "'if' my bit sucks". Clearly, they meant 'though' instead.

fuuuuck dude they put the birthday hat on me art: sweettoothart_ on instagram

In this post, Sorry that you're older.

Behold, My stove of superiority.

In this post, Happy 2001!

evil bunny...

In this post, Woa dude

In this post,

In this post, That's fucking METH you fool.

In this post, same.

In this post, Bruh/

In this post, AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

In this post, Microwaving tea? Blasphemy. I shove mine in the particle accelerator.

In this post, so true, bestie.

In this post, Oops. I just wanted to make sure where to send the pipebombs

In this post, Pot of Greed! I draw two additional cards from my deck. Then I cast Pot of Greed! I draw two additional cards from my deck. Then I cast Pot of Greed! I draw two additional cards from my deck. Then I cast Pot of Greed! I draw two additional cards from my deck. Then I cast Pot of Greed!