I want to visit New York but only so I can see bodega cats. Is there a place that’s best to go so that I can pet all the bodega cats.

Finally

maybe if we all get together and hate donald trump hard enough we can like mainline a backwards spirit bomb in to his fucking skull idk

not a great start to the day… a battlebot got under my feet and flipped me

Release the aricept dosage and then double it

Stephen Miller is fucking nazi and I can't wait til he's suffering for it.

He is risen

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Me when a kid wakes up sick on thanksgiving and I don’t have to spend the day with my in laws

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

love when college football players get to wear non-Latin lettering on the back of their jerseys, here's Western Michigan defensive tackle Mustafi al-Garawi

Gender-affirming care saves lives

In a beautiful world I would also get to see my seditious leaders die in prison

Battle Scars

We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app

i think it would be funny to throw economists into a volcano

Wife’s close friend is dating a brodude that goes by Skip because his real name is Courtney, and I’m pretty sure I’d just go by Courtney.

So, Trump attempts to offer a foreign criminal safe haven in the US, thereby thwarting his own immigration policies.

maybe i am going insane

Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent. Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...

Very cool

BATES BATES BATES BATES

This Bates jersey my mother thinks I don’t know I’m getting for Christmas is gonna slap this year

SOMEONE SEND ME A SCREENSHOT IT DAN CAMPBELLS FACE RIGHT THERE PLEASE

Nah I broke and bought dispatch this game is the bees testicles

I think it's absolutely insane that people still choose to use twitter.

the last 24 hours on X, summed up:

Dispatch looks really cool, like really cool, but I'm a gameplay over story guy in every way, so I know it's not for me. Gonna try and find a decent playthrough instead.

Fair chance trump had no idea who he was talking to the entire meeting today.

New meme format just dropped:

Reporting by @metrotimes.com about Detroit’s sketchy “Psychedelic Healing Shack” was referenced on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social. Thanks for the plug!

From the Riftbound subreddit...

At chiropractor. Song on the radio “I met Jesus in a parking lot” and I got half a mind to find the guy singing and tell him that was just Chuck Mangione at a krogers

"Fuck AI. It’s something that’s making everything worse in every single way — I don’t get it ... what the fuck are we doing?" — Rian Johnson (via THR)

Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

Karoline Leavitt would never say that to him

I believe that every sitting GOP Senator knows that there are pics of TACO raping children. And they are going to have to defend their silence once those pics start leaking out.

Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest. Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon. She's the pig.

Brendan Fraser says 'The Mummy 4' is the sequel he's always wanted to make “I’ve been waiting 20 years for this call ... It’s time to give the fans what they want" (via AP)

To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?

LET'S FUCKING GO