I think it be fun to take the family to New York A fun trip- Holy shit we never did do a family trip…

“At least you’re smiling.”

“How’s it been going?”

“Huh..” “Oh- hey kiddo.”

He rubbed his face in exhaustion.

Mmmmm Fish..

He rubbed his tired eyes but did a double look at [READER]

“20.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WEDDING ABOUT TO BE A MONTH AWAY?!”

“Im thinking about breaking that fourth wall again.”

“….pregnancy sucks when your drop stuff..”

“Can I just-“ “Kneel down”

Ugh… Give me pudding..

“Uh… no I think it work- they look- confused.” Wukong crossed his arms as he smiled. A bit proud.

“Hey kid! How’s it been going!”

“Good morning!!!!”

Wukong sighed. “It’s a blessing and a curse to be the one to break the fourth wall sometimes..”

Wukong deadpan a bit. “No- I’m not-“

Wukong deadpan a bit

“Why not!?”

“You don’t..? See them?”

“Come on look!” Wukong pointed to… ‘nothing’

“…. How do you not..?” “The eyes…”

“T h e m ?”

“Nu-huh-“ “You don’t see them?”

“HEY YOU!!” “Yeah! You!! Behind the screen!!” “Hi!”

He waved his to *READER*

He rubbed his face in annoyance. “I wanna fight damnit..”

… I’m gonna book this family therapy.

PREGNANT MEN ATTACK!!!! 🫃🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏾🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏾🏄🫃🏿🫃🏿😭🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏻🫃🏾🫃🏿🫃🏽🫃🏽🫃🏾🫃🫃🏾🏄

“ ‘m up..” He’s been sleeping a whole day. Being a dick takes a lot of energy.

“HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!”

“FOUR MORE MONTHS GUYS!!” He laugh but began sniffing. “I feel like a fucking balloon!!!”

……

You don’t need to I’m perfectly fine

Don’t be silly

Nothing Nothing

…. No I don’t think that be wise to ask.

ᴾ𝐞𝙖𝘤𝐡ʸʸʸ..

Y Yeah bud?

I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I didn’t I don’t

“Please- PLEASE get me ice cream with chocolate chips and frozen strawberries-“

I.. sorta feel you on that- Could just be my mood swings… Maybe- hot glue teeth on you?

Can you bite people?

So good that I ate all three cages

Well- I’ll dragged them around after shaking them like some rabid dog- So they made a cage to lock me up but I ate through the metal.

How I miss attacking people like that Luckily the cage is gone

I killed you And you… Killed me.

“Let me stay in bed forever please..”

“Go back to sleep-“