7 PM CST, having some #magicthegathering unboxing tonight. I got a collector booster box of both Final Fantasy and Dragonstorm. Do I open both tonight? idk my bff terra #finalfantasy #mtg #dragonstorm #finalfantasty www.twitch.tv/celtic079

Y’all. That’s it. Just y’all.

Unboxing some Bloomburrow cards tonight!! 6 OR 7 CST. www.twitch.tv/CELTIC079

Looking forward to this!

Who wants to see me open these? Another unboxing stream on Friday. 7 PM CST twitch.tv/celtic079 #mtg #magicthegathering

Bloomborrow cards preordered. Gonna have another unboxing stream when they come in. #mtg #magicthegathering magic.wizards.com/en/products/...

I've got some mtg cards and I'm doing an unboxing of them tonight. Probably 6 CST. Could be fun :-) www.twitch.tv/celtic079

MTG unboxing stream soon

Memst and whomst?

Gay wights, y’all

Story time! 8:30ish CST. Zork. The Forces of Krill. Krill's wizardry is great - and totally evil. Unless you can find the three magical speres of power and deliver them and the Sword of Zork to Syovar, the rightful ruler of the peaceful land, the entire population will be enslaved - forever!

So I’ll chalk this up to a failure haha The filling was good, but the dough…a mess. It was extremely dry and crumbly, like a shortbread. I pivoted and used phyllo. I shouldn’t have buttered the phyllo like baklava. Oh well.

I'm gonna cook this on stream later today. Probably about 2 PM CST. Change up on the recipe though is the mushrooms. Not doing chanterelle. I'm most likely going to do just regular white shrooms. Can you imagine if I used maaagic ones? www.twitch.tv/celtic079

Making kimchi. Thought I’d change up my process a bit. I don’t normally just pull it all apart right off. This is one head of cabbage. 4 lb 7 oz.

What do you think it looks like when a beholder poops?

Grumpy King Bath Dad with his scrubby scepter

@profwolvie.bsky.social what’s the most regrettable comic you’ve read? Why was it so?

These tacos fucking slap

Pretty sure I have strep. Getting a test in the daylight hours

When you have hiccups and have to sneeze. It’s scary

Fresh cut always feels good

considering the wide range and overlap of pelvic structures of all sexes, it’s more likely they will identify your gender based on your belongings, burial, and culture! So basically, darling, serve cunt hard enough and the archeologists will see that cunt, too

Preppin the mirepoissy

This pie is gonna be 🥵🔥

Y'all, this is my friend @earlhere.bsky.social 's merch from his Twitch. It's actually a really great shirt. One of the softest shirts and it doesn't shrink in the laundry.

A perfect album that came out when I was 21. Scarlet's Walk, by Tori Amos. I wasn't 21 until December 2002. I didn't realize it came out basically the week my dad had his stroke. Life changed, a lot. I saw a lot. I traveled a lot. I listened to this album endlessly through the entirety of 2003.

On my way to a birthday party at a lesbian bar.

I have a cumquat tree. I mean kumquat tree at my desk now. I know that pot is WAY too small, but I had to get it in something

I close the blinds because they let in that night time street light sun

Who else is excited for Star Ocean 2? Yeah those character sprites will look janky as fuck, but I’ll still love every bit of it! @gaymerquest.bsky.social are you going to play it?

Happy Saturday!!!

I took this this morning. Today was good. Today was busy. Today saw me kindly and I hope it saw you so as well.

Here’s my tummy Tuesday I guess

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Here’s a spin on FCF…Fat Cup Friday. 🍷🍇

Kick today in the cunt 💅🏻💅🏻🥾👢

Grilled turnips are so good!! Seasoning was salt, pepper, garlic, oregano.

Dirty Chatsworth gin martini. 🥰

New playthrough with my bff Rat Pussy. When I read her name, I replace Black Betty with Rat Pussy. She's a rogue. I'm here to oppress and steal and get what I want.

What’s in your desk? That bottle in front is Corsair Gin. It’s so good! I’m drinking it with pamplemousse Lacroix

Someone told me this is a good picture. So here it is.

I need a mini Therazane pet in WoW. I need mini rock boobs

Lazy desk selfies because I spent 30 minutes lifting weights before I logged into work

hot flashes are the fucking worst. It's one of the worst things about hypothyroidism. FWIW, I actually have no thyroid gland. It was removed in 2006.

And now, good night.

Good morning!!!

I do love Guinness on tap