ㅤ 𝐎𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐔𝐩𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 . . . 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘. ୧‿ ꕀ ˖༺ ཐི𖤍ཋྀ ༻˖ ꕀ ‿୨ ㅤ

"Eh... okay, okay... no more humps in this road.! I'll dial it back there." Lola chuckled. She needed that.

"Eeeeehhh... gotta keep the adults in the audience from fallin' asleep somehow..!" She sounds almost... regretful? Embarrassed here? "I-I try to limit myself on telling more... 'adult' jokes, though. Since a clown's main market is kids."

"Heehee! That's one joke I think only older folks can get... them and pets."

"Say, why does every pillow hate Wednesday so much? ...because it's also known as 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘺." ...ba-dum, tiss!

"Huh... s'pose that's one way to look at it..." Couldn't help but to chuckle a little at those potential upsides to heading to an arcade on that day of the week. " I'll have to see if I can bounce around town next Monday, see if those vibes are really there!"

"Heehee! I had a feeling you'd ask...I'll let you judge, yourself!" The clown pops a plus-sized chocolate bar from her britches as she had done before, forking it over to the witch. "There's a whole choco-lot more of these being sold now, this time of the year..!"

"Oh yeah? Like what? It's the most Monday-ne of the bunch, if that counts for something!"

"Those chances aren't Zero! I'll take it! Heehee-!"

Theeeeeeere it is! Her heart can thump again... ...heyyyyyy... "...was that an intentional Winter pun?"

"...Something wrong..?" ...she's just gotta make sure! At least a teeny smirk would satisfy her-!

"Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding! Ba-ding!"

"Well, I mean... you seem..." Don't say nice, don't say nice, don't say nice. "...fun! In your own little, 'witchy' way, of course. Barring the whole 'swamp-covering' thing."

"While the paperwork is a bit of a CUT to it all, it's always gonna be the feeling that keeps me going. The feeling of brightening up people's day when they need it... it's a nice, warm feeling. ...seems worth it to me, at least." Her expression was a little more... calm here.

"I-I'm not gonna beat up innocent clowns, Meta! ...er, I can call ya 'Meta', right? Anyways... Its not that simple OR violent! You gotta have a whole crew who you know CAN put on a circus, they have to be flexible, know how to take jokes! Then there's a bunch of paperwork to fill..."

"While the whole... 'Drown the world in swamp sludge' thing is... worrying, I guess I can't help but respect your lifestyle. ...y'know, how WOULD you do that, exactly..? The idea's got me swamped!"

"Alright, alright... and yeah, it would be kinda boring... but if you enjoy what you do, why change it? I mean, I'm all for bringing smiles! Whether baking or clowning around, I'm pretty content!"

"You probably shouldn't talk about magnets too often! They can be a bit of a 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 subject!" ...ba-dum, tiss!

"Lola Pop, Sucker Puncher and freelance smile-bringer! Also good at making dough to make-a the dough!"

"C'mon, tell me you like these jokes! I may say 'No skin off my 'beak', but one frown's all it takes to ruffle my feathers!"

"Jeez, what pooped in your potions today..?" A little baffled by the dislike of normal compliments, but no matter.. "Well, I dunno! Sometimes, you're set to work on certain days, and you kinda have to work 'em if you want to make-a the dough!"

"Ah, you ruffle my feathers, too! Heehee!"

"I thought there was a duck nearby! Saw some others starting to 'QUACK' up!" Ba-dum, tiss!

"Oh, you probably don't know... I envy you, my good witch... Saturdays and Sundays, they're a bit of respite after a long, hard week of work.. or school, depending on age. ...then Monday comes and makes it all Monday-ne again..." ...ba-dum, tiss!

"QUACK-"

"Mama mia.... Mondays are kinda like vampires, y'know..? ...but at least the vamps wait till sundown to suck the life outta you!" Ba-dum, tiss.! "...but really, I don't like Mondays much."

"Exactly! I blame all those movies, personally. They were just... not IT."

"To think some people think I'M scarier than Master Mummy or Helix... lil' ol' me? I mean, who'd be afraid of this face? Plep-!"

"To think some people think I'M scarier than Master Mummy or Helix... lil' ol' me? I mean, who'd be afraid of this face? Plep-!"

"...a-another reindeer joke..." She's gonna have to help her work on her sense of humor..

"Honk-Honk!"

"Heehee~! Least you weren't rude-olph about it!" ...Ba-dum, tiss!

"...well, they ARE reindeer games. It'd make sense we wouldn't know... ...'specially since they were jokes-"

"...B, C, D, E, F-!"

"Are you tellin' me you've never heard of 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘴? Not even 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩-𝘰𝘳-𝘋𝘦𝘦𝘳? I have no 𝘪-𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘳 what rock you've been living under!"

"Hey! My mouth doesn't run! ...does it? You'll have to JOG my memory!"

𝑷𝒊𝒕‘𝒔 𝑽𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝐾𝑖𝑑 𝐼𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑢𝑠: 𝑈𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 0:04 ───|────────── 0:12 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⇆⠀⠀⠀⠀ ◄ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ►⠀⠀⠀↺

"...YIPPEE! OH BOY! I'M SOOOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS INFORMATION! LA-DE-DA-DE-𝐃𝐀𝐇!"

"Hmmm... You could get her a lot, then! Maybe a teddy? Oooor... a fun video game? You look like you'd enjoy a platformer or two..." "Ooh! You can always make something! Even a heartfelt doodle can draw out the feels!"

"ɪᴛ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏʀᴅɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴ!" | #kirbyrp | #nintendorp | #MVRP | "ꜱᴏ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘᴏᴘ ꜱᴛᴀʀ ɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ! ᴀʟʟ ᴍɪɴᴇ!"

"Badabing! Badabing! Badabing! Badabing! 💖 You really care for her..." She takes a little bit to think.. "Well, what does Ciel like? Maybe I can help out! Heehee!"

"Yipes... tough crowd!"

"...that's SUCH a cool trick!" Seems she's left an impression on the clown!

"Ooh-la-la, amica~!" She was super happy for him, despite her teasing! "Well, what's she liiiiiike?"

"....t-that was the joke... Snickers is a chocolate bar - have you even HEARD of them?" Disappointed clown time.. "...w-whatever, glad you like these chocolates.."

(Temp pinned. Maybe.) "Hello! I am Amelia! Amelia N! I don't think I'm supposed to be alive... buuuut I am!" - Amelia N, the digital character from the Nintendo Switch, given sentience by some anomaly! - Can only exist in electronic devices. - No lewds. RP accounts only. #SuperGooseman

The Servant of the Goddess of Courage. Farosh

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

"Heehee... alright. Here, I'll even sweeten our deal with an extra bar for ya today!" She pulls out another big bar from her britches for the witch. "...y'know, I wanted to a joke about chocolate bars just then. But it wasn't that funny, I could only snicker." ...ba-dum, tiss!

"GYEH-!? S-Sorry for the little Switch-up, Boss-man.." 💦