LOL at the irony of calling your show "Comics Unleashed" and insisting it will be apolitical.

“It was like Gettysburg,” he said. “But this time the right side won.” This quote always serves as a nice reminder of the white supremacist roots of the SBC.

Breaking Good: The Dennis Wise Story, a spinoff from The Wire

"I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all." He's either lying or ignorant. He may not *intentionally* insert politics or social commentary and it may not be *overt*, but it's there. That the author may not even recognize it is, itself, political and social commentary.

Not a scholar of either field, but ISTM Biblical and Constitutional interpretation frequently share a lot in common. Perhaps because no text has inherent/intrinsic meaning. Meaning has to be imposed. And these texts are given immense weight in validating (or rubber-stamping) social power in the US.

Why are we bothering with the Strait of Hormuz when we could simply do this?

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

What they say in their email: "I hope all is well." What I read: "I use Copilot for my work emails. Here's some fluff."

Can't help wondering if a similar conversation happened within the Trump cabinet.

Dear NATO: Nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change

Forget Tom Cruise. The real Tig Notaro doppelganger is Billy Joe Armstrong.

I block accounts that share misinformation and fail to remove or address it when corrected in the comments. Everyone falls for bullshit sometimes. Not owning up to it tells me you're a willing participant and bad faith actor. I don't need that on my feed.

"The murder of the citizenry by agents of the state will continue until you stop complaining about the murder of the citizenry by agents of the state."

My It's a Wonderful Life take is that the classic SNL parody "lost ending" is a legit good ending. youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A?...

Hey, everybody! From now until the 28th, the ebook version of The Bible Says So is only $2.99! You can access it from several different stores here: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

I'm an atheist, but if God exists there are two things I'm certain of about him: 1. He enjoys punishing the Aggies. 2. He likes making different kinds of beetles.

This is what Han Solo wanted to call the Millennium Falcon but Chewbacca talked him out of it.

Yes, the FBI does a very good job of tracking down alleged perpetrators when a family member turns them in.

So ICE and CBP have plans to raid churches over the holidays? Hey American Evangelicals, I found some of that Christian persecution y'all are always on about.

My paw paw voted for Mamdani, God rest his soul.

Had a trick-or-treater come to the door last night in an inflatable Among Us astronaut costume. I told him he looked kinda sus. He did not laugh.

Play again? Are you kidding? This game sucks!

So he's directing the CDC to quixotically tilt at windmills. We live in a simulation.

Hard to believe the guy who named his military industrial surveillance company after devices that were notoriously unreliable guides to action at best and weapons for evil at worst lacks media literacy.

Not surprised that the generation that grew up breathing the highest concentrations of literal toxicity can't recognize the metaphorical kind.

"Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth." -Spock, And the Children Shall Lead, S3E4 TOS Wishing a logical Spocktober to all who celebrate. Live long and prosper.

Virginia's QB: "The glory goes to God." I'm glad to know God hates FSU as much as I do.

CHOTINER: You told him Vader murdered his father? OBI-WAN: Well, from a certain point of view- CHOTINER: But from another, it's just a convenient deception, right? OBI-WAN: I mean, sure but- CHOTINER: Let's talk about your feigned surrender at the Battle of Cristophsis. OBI-WAN: I'd rather not.

Traffic was an absolute nightmare this morning. I'm sure Tylenol is to blame.

"We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.” That's not an apology. They need to do better to make this right.

Well, it's done. Canceled our Hulu, Disney+, ESPN Unlimited bundle. Gonna miss Star Wars and college football the most. More time to read, I guess.

Gotta say my kids, who are now basically grown, have done a better job raising their parents than I did raising mine.

How low is the bar that we now celebrate when an insanely wealthy person with "fuck you" money says, "fuck you?"

The superior Grease film

CIGARETTE BUTTS ARE LITTER! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Well, this shit obviously doesn't work.

"How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?"

He's telling an audience of folks in an affluent suburb that the streets of Atlanta belong to them. Sounds about white.

This rationale seems even more flawed than owing a firearm specifically to ward off a home invasion. More like refusing to wear a life jacket in open lake water so you can swim away from piranha faster. In any case, it's risk assessment by vibes.

Me to my bosses: Going into the office is *less* productive because of the lost time sitting in my car getting to and from work. Mercedes & Microsoft: We got you, fam. www.theverge.com/news/708481/...

People are going to remark that this is DEI for fascists, but it's not. The goal is uniformity in their viewpoint, inequity weighted towards them, and exclusion of all others. So it's not even a twisted form of DEI. It's the complete opposite.

The upside to lacking ambition is never having to find out how much I lack in ability.

Just found out Mamdani is an Arsenal supporter. Has he gone on record denouncing every instance of antisemitic chants from Gooner hooligans directed at Spurs supporters at every NLD throughout all time? If not, why not? /s

I am sad to report that my desire for a respectable US domestic league is not able to overcome my disdain for the Miami soccer franchise, so I am gleefully enjoying their thrashing right now. #ClubWorldCup

Gonna use this the next time I'm looking to extricate myself from some social situation.

Tucker, Tulsi, and the Proud Boys all coming out against bombing Iran got me like...