“yeah of course i can make a sculpture for outside your city hall. gonna sculpt a giant copy of an everyday object in an effort to democratize art in the public eye tho”

oh boy! the cartoonist whose main schtick is rape jokes, has thoughts about cancel culture…!!

just had a real “losing my edge” moment, of the kind wherein the kids are coming up from behind.

(listening to tortoise) i should buy a vibraphone. that would be an extremely good idea.

also on ios 26 they made it take an extra click to close a tab. not sure what this says for my shameful addiction.

lol for ios 26 apple flip flopped the save and delete buttons. absolute lads.

Dark roasts make good times Good times make soft drinks Soft drinks make soft men Soft men make mocha frappes

Conservative: I believe in states rights Me: Like state reps not getting tear-gassed by ICE? Con: LOL no... no not those rights Me: So.... freedom from prior restraint on the media? Con: Haha no not those rights either Me: States rights to do what, exactly? Con: Oh, you know the ones

i’d be pissed if i got this question on a citizenship exam. television is as much an american innovation as the lightbulb (which is to say totally, and also not at all.) (i’m sure there’s been american innovation in gunpowder as well, but that is not my area of expertise.)

I must study Politics and War, so that my sons may study Politics and War, in order to give their children a right to study Politics and War.

babe wake up, there’s a playstation accessory that didn’t make it into astro’s playroom (2020)

might put on the new blood orange lp and cry face down

and if elected i will immediately launch investigations into how insurers have the money to buy every single advertising slot special attention to whoever made the lizard attempt a shitty texas accent

just found out how the brits pronounce “pentagon” and i’m physically ill

“charlie kirk can rest in piss” is a true statement, i will debate anyone on this

𝐃𝐀𝐊. I will hawk my loogie at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. [𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑱𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑵 𝑪𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹] 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍. Do you hawk your loogie at us, sir? 𝐃𝐀𝐊. I do hawk my loogie, sir. 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍. Do you hawk your loogie at *us*, sir? 𝐃𝐀𝐊. [𝑨𝑺𝑰𝑫𝑬 𝑻𝑶 𝑪𝑬𝑬𝑫𝑬𝑬] Is the law of our side, if I say ay?

CONCEPTUALIZATION (Medium: Success] ⁃ Isn't it... evil? The order of magnitude between what is asked of a person -- and what they have? 1. - "Darkness rides." (Pick up the coins.)

Apocalypse Now fits this formula, which is why it’s great

hitting the 500 tab limit in safari is the iphone telling you you have a problem

(magnetic fields voice) candy in draaa-aaaa-aaag…

aw yes ethel motherfuckin cain in 24bit 192 motherfucking kHz

snagging the afx analord binder and all the 12”s on release was one of the few comeups i’ve scored off of being a plugged-in record nerd a decade later i sold the set to a dude in switzerland and bought my baby a ring 💍

the worldbuilding of Fetish World Where Everyone Does Your Fetish

We drove the Pleistocene era megafauna off cliffs until they were mangled heap of mammoth steak. We harassed the passenger pigeon until it could no longer sustain breeding colonies. We feasted upon great auk drumsticks until their godforsaken rock was barren of winged life. I WILL KILL THESE FLIES.

God as my waitress I will eradicate these fruit flies from my kitchen. It is my birthright as a human to hunt down and kill every last one of them.

thinking about him

thinking about the hundreds of hours i’ve spent playing fallout: new vegas

i’m making an american death in the afternoon

Q: was kojima so focused on auteur-ing his dead baby opera and that was why he unwittingly made the worst arcade fighter of all time? or was there another reason

Death Stranding 2, Episode 17: ARE YOU A SAD ENOUGH DAD TO RECONSTRUCT THESE THREE MONORAIL LINES???

elle fanning smoking a capri on hill in iceland

still cracking up over “it was NEIL Vana, not Nirvana”

the character arc of norman reedus from incel DOOMS sufferer who can’t handle human touch to alpha chad who bangs his therapist and smooches lea seydoux certainly is something

someone needs to tell these bogans saying it “bad ahhhs” is distinctly un-badass

i mean…

god i forgot how deeply unserious these games are 😭 fucking song and dance routine 😭😭😭

chapter 11: toyotas of war

just saying if you're fleeing the american century of humiliation white monster energy is 白魔爪 not 白色怪物 also just find a coca cola branded fridge in the supermarket the can is the same

really enjoying the implication that the hydrologist is servicing heartman through the gloryhole in his lab 👍

death stranding 2 envisions a grim meathook future where upon waking you are immediately bombarded with voicemails.

oh hell yeah junji ito just showed up

oh finally an intermission, thank GOD. i’ve been holding this piss for a week

love putting norman reedus to bed. just a sleepy lil guy on a firm mattress.

just got to the first ghost army super soldier flashback and the first “porter this living person in a body bag” mission. kojima really playing the hits here

we need an immediate ban on all male auteurs crating dead baby content to advance the plot. this includes dead babies born to live mothers, live babies born to dead mothers, and especially almost-walking babies dying in a babysitter unicycle crash.

oh hell yeah caroline polachek just showed up

kojima still stubbornly refusing to show us norman reedus’s hog

There’s no way that otter bassinet is safe for 11 month old Lou. She’ll crawl right over the side. Print the kid a real crib for chrissakes.