Happy Holidays you filthy animals.

Dear heavens. 40 gifts finally wrapped. I need a vacation and to be fucked rough.

I have done absolutely nothing today minus wiggle my mouse ever 15 minutes

Oh you know. Just me. “Working” from home. Aka playing video games.

So begins the next two days of me working from home doing absolutely nothing by playing games on my laptop.

It’s 2 days before. And all through my house a creature is stirring. That creature is me.

Guess who has an eye dr appointment today. Never worn glasses but I feel it’s coming.

It’s my Friday. Working 4 days this week and next.

Not me over here emailing an old client that spends several million a year with my company saying things like “Everyone here likes you, why I do not know.” “I will get you fired again. I have your boss on speed dial”

It’s like a meat locker in my office.

It’s too cold. My hands are frozen.

I am just mentally fucked today. My brain can’t seem to focus on anything.

Had a guy at the grocery store ask for my number. He had neck tattoos…. So of course I gave him my number.

Sure would be nice to see the sun again. Anyone seen it lately or is it a missing person.

Rewatching one of the funniest movies with such heart.

Me posting to absolutely nobody

Me+couch+candy= happy

Mexican food can cure a persons soul I swear.

Nothing is worse than waking up thinking it is Friday only to realize it is Thursday.

It may be freezing cold outside. But that has not stopped me from getting an iced coffee.

Minding my own business. Just sitting here thinking it’s cold, I need snuggles and a nap.

It’s 8:30AM and I am eating Halloween candy. I am definitely adulting today.

HES BACK!!!

One more working day this week. Wooo.

Am I going home on lunch for the rest of the day? Yes, yes I am.

My mood.

If it ain’t me in a single image.

Who’s a good boy?

Fuck if it ain’t me. My office is 98% women. There are 6 guys total. We had a lesbian but she got fired. So now I am the only rainbow in a sea of conservative women.

Working hard?

It’s 9AM and I’m already annoying my Co-Workers.

Being awake before the sun comes up is bullshit. Just saying.

These last two hours are moving so damn slow.

People looking at me: what’s going on inside his head. Inside my head:

Knock Knock.

As - My - In - Come Say it backwards

Today has definitely been a Monday.

Ugh it’s only 10AM. Why.

Ugh Monday. Can I go back to bed now. Who wants to join me?

Breed me if I am wrong, but the earth is flat.

What am I doing at 8AM on a Saturday morning. Having a cup of tea and watching DCI performances on YouTube.

What is your Friday night plans? Me, meeting up with friends. Going to a diner to eat a big fat burger. Sit outside. And bitch about my week.

5 minutes from hosting my first big meeting with all of the upper management.