It’s 8:30AM and I am eating Halloween candy. I am definitely adulting today.

HES BACK!!!

One more working day this week. Wooo.

Am I going home on lunch for the rest of the day? Yes, yes I am.

My mood.

If it ain’t me in a single image.

Who’s a good boy?

Fuck if it ain’t me. My office is 98% women. There are 6 guys total. We had a lesbian but she got fired. So now I am the only rainbow in a sea of conservative women.

Working hard?

It’s 9AM and I’m already annoying my Co-Workers.

Being awake before the sun comes up is bullshit. Just saying.

These last two hours are moving so damn slow.

People looking at me: what’s going on inside his head. Inside my head:

Knock Knock.

As - My - In - Come Say it backwards

Today has definitely been a Monday.

Ugh it’s only 10AM. Why.

Ugh Monday. Can I go back to bed now. Who wants to join me?

Breed me if I am wrong, but the earth is flat.

What am I doing at 8AM on a Saturday morning. Having a cup of tea and watching DCI performances on YouTube.

What is your Friday night plans? Me, meeting up with friends. Going to a diner to eat a big fat burger. Sit outside. And bitch about my week.

5 minutes from hosting my first big meeting with all of the upper management.

Can it just rain already. My body and mind is ready for a rainy day.

Why is. File requiring access. Why are you slowing me down today. Come on people, let’s not make things so complicated.

Just 8 more hours till the weekend. Unless someone is going to come and rescue me from work today.

So no nap. Rewatching episodes of 30Rock.

Is 7PM too late to take a nap? Asking for a friend.

Why is it not Friday yet. Fuck me.

What’s up?

Where do you belong?

Which one?

To all the new followers. Welcome.

Such a stud

A few days late but still applies.

I may very well freeze to death.

I feel like I am dying. Stupid body hating me.

Tomorrow’s thanksgiving here in the states. So eat all you like, but… I’ll be saving room for a cream pie.

FREEDOM! Off work 2 1/2 hours early and a 4 day weekend.