made an attempt at a THICCBBW goth "mommy" Caffeinette Guarana. obviously I am not a professional artist, I'm just trying to teach myself the basics. #coffeecreaming

Man goes into a music store and buys 2 violins a day for 3 weeks. The clerk, curious, asks "why buy so many violins?". The customer replies "My wife left after I lost my job, she took the kids, now my gut tells me I need violins." clerk says "sir, violins is not the answer."

I have developed the unfortunate habit of every time I make a typo or misclick something or do a misinput on my mobile device I under my own breath in my own external monologue out loud say "wrong hole". I swear to God I wish I were joking. I cannot be in public anymore.

I'm going live EARLY at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... with "GAME OF DICE", Which is now on Steam on the 10th anniversary of the games launch on Android and iOS PLUS we got Lurkbait fishing back!!! ``!fish``

yoyoyoyoyoooooooo we goin live with "SONIC FRONTIERS", my deliciously delightful coffee beans twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

I am pleasantly surprised on how I'm recovering from this eye surgery so quickly, so tonight at 7:30 p.m. EST roundabouts, I will be live with a just chatting / update stream for the community at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

We are now live with my last stream before My eye surgery twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

My last stream before My eye surgery on Wednesday is tonight, Monday 1st December at 9:00 PM EST at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... ; we going to play "Battle Chef Brigade". #Vtuber #Caffeine #twitch #ADHD #Tism #LetHerCook

We live

At 11 AM EST I will be live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... With my 3rd attempt at clearing this one dungeon in "Yakuza: like a dragon". I've gotten turned around and reset all the enemies at the beginning of the dungeon twice already hopefully I'll be able to clear it today.

Tabletop RPG campaign [Alt/Earth:1969] NOW WITH the "Space Kings" rule set in now live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

TONIGHT AT 7 PM EST We go live with our continuation of the #TTRPG campaign "Alt/Earth: 1869" Featuring the talents of @drewthedrawingcat.bsky.social @manafrey.bsky.social , and @sav3st4te.bsky.social ; live on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... Will they gain safe passage to Nagasaki? #VTuber #Caffeine

going live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... With modded Minecraft with [ChaosTricks] Twitch integration (help or hurt my play through with bits!)

Today 2:00 PM EST I will be going live with modded Minecraft featuring Chaos Tricks Twitch integration for single player antics. Use bits to help or harm my ongoing playthrough; Including but not limited to creepers, friendly bees, or the LITERAL ender dragon twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

Do U like coffee? Good. If ya go to itashacoffee.com/caffeinetteg... and use PROMO CODE: 'CAFFEINETTEGUARANA' you get 5% off of your order + @itashacoffee.bsky.social can ship internationally (shipping costs may vary outside the US) Not only do I endorse their coffee; I'm also a satisfied customer.

going live on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... to play comfy cozy modded minecraft with @gutterwaif.bsky.social

Yoyoyoyoyoooooo we are live and going to load up "Yakuza: Like a Dragon" twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

this all started because we were talking about carbonara Buldak ramen

We're going to be playing more of "akuza like a dragon" tonight at 10:00 PM EST!! Join the fun at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

We live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... for a "Dawn: the RPG" tabletop campaign [Alt/Earth 1869] last we left our party, they were prepping for a trip overseas in the town of tombstone, Arizona

about 23 hours at 7 PM EST Friday, 14 November we will be live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteguarana for a "Dawn: the RPG" tabletop campaign [Alt/Earth 1869] last we left our party, they were prepping for a trip overseas in the town of tombstone, Arizona. #Vtuber #ttrpg #Dawn #caffeine

Good morning BlueSky Don't forget to make your own coffee this morning in solidarity with the Starbucks Strike. This is also your chance to try coffee from local roasters. If you need some delivered to your door, maybe consider using my code for @itashacoffee.bsky.social to try something new?

# Going live with the "Mahjong Soul" X "Gintama" crossover event playing live soon on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

There is a Mahjong Soul "Gintama" Collab going on right now haven't touched the game in years but I'm going to tonight at 11:00 PM EST at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... #Vtuber #TwitchStreamer #CaffeineAddicted #ADHD #Tism #Mahjong #Gintama

Yes, I consent to lewds, nudes, and sexy media of any consenting adult who is willing to have me see it. I'm not one for hookups, or fuck a fan; I just think it's kind of flattering to be trusted with that level of openness and vulerabilty. Just do not be a sex pest about it.

Look alive, coffee beans, your girl is live at twitch TV with radiant silver gun from the Sega Saturn era

Going to attempt to start this up again today at 2:00 p.m. est. In approximately 5 and 1/2 hours from now.

Tonight at 9 PM EST I will be live on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... with "Radiant Silvergun", a Steam port of a classic Sega Saturn title featuring vertical scrolling spaceship combat store.steampowered.com/app/2450820/...

WE ARE LIVE ♥

Coming back with a live stream on Halloween As promised tonight we're going to be playing "Alien Isolation" on twitch.tv/Caffeinetteg... This afternoon at 3:30 PM EDT #VTuber #Caffeinated #Halloween2025 #TwitchStreamer #ADHD #Tism #Xenomorph

I don't get nude, touch myself or have sex on camera/mic (even on adult sites), BUT anyone can use my likeness in any legal, consensual hentai art and animation (no A.l. pls), live action cosplay porn, cum tributes, erotic fanfiction, hell draw your OCs running a train on her. IDGAF.

DO YOU LIKE SMUT? Me too. With that in mind this NASTY NAUGHTY NOVEMBER we will seek to cum. Silly meme customs be damned. I will bring JOI to the world, and RP ASMR where I suck many cocks and H-games on and off stream. follow if interested. linktr.ee/caffeinette

Taqueria Date With Caffeinette Guarana youtu.be/OOslLWJnly4?...

We be going live with a comfy drawing stream at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

OK just as I was posting the announcement about the stream someone told me they can't make it so just a regular stream tonight at 9 PM

Tonight at 7:00 PM EDT myself (The GM), @manafrey.bsky.social as Violet @sav3st4te.bsky.social as Ferris, and @drewthedrawingcat.bsky.social as Emily we'll be going live with Session 4 of the "Dawn" #TTRPG campaign "Alt/Earth:1869" at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

WE ARE LIVE twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

Tonight at 11:30 PM EDT I will be live on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... with "Tekken 8" #VTuber #Caffeinated #TwitchStreamer #Tism #ADHD

now Streaming!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA no no no no no EEP!! [Minecraft custom horror w/ CJAOS TRICKS integraton, will you be a hero or a devil?] twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

Hey, if you're so inclined please peek my LinkTree at linktr.ee/caffeinette So you can follow all of my antics and shenanigans across the Internet anytime and in real time Or just scan the QR code down below if you want. #VTuber #CaffeneAddicted #TwitchStreamer #LinkTree #Tism #ADHD

Tonight at 11 PM EDT I will be live on twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... with horror Minecraft, "The Nightmare Carnival" mod pack.

I sure do love my cozy fantasy world farming life; I hope nothing bad happens... twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

Going to stream "Harvestsella" on Twitch ast 10 PM EDT store.steampowered.com/app/1816300/...

I am going live with a comfy just chatting stream live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

Yoyoyoyoyooooooooooo~♪!! Listen the fuck up HOMEBOIZ, BBY GIRLS, AND NON-BINARY CUTIES!! I'm going to rawdog thunder fuck the Twitchussy with live streaming content nakadahi (metaphorically) for your eyeholes. Tonight at 10:30 PM EDT. twitch.tv/caffeinetteg...

I have that dog in me. [cutaway to a slow but well-meaning Pomeranian with a brightly colored novelty propeller beanie named "Fidget-Spinner" who is lapping up a puddle of cheap energy drink laced with Tylenol and microplastics]

Anyone know any good fantasy and/or sandbox games for PC where I can get a dedicated always on private server and also have the ability to add horny mods for players from my R18+ community to engage in consensual fucking with each other, NPCs, and monsters? Need an incentive for subscribers...

Tonight at 10:30 PM EDT, I plan on going live at Twitch with a continuation of our "Clair Obscur Expedition 33"play through. Pls join me for French JRPG.

FRI. 10/10 AT 7 PM EDT Violet(@manafrey.bsky.social) Emily(@drewthedrawingcat.bsky.social) Ferris(@sav3st4te.bsky.social) will resume the adventure in a a "DAWN"(by @joelhappyhil.bsky.social) TTRPG campaign "ALT/Earth: 1869" Live at twitch.tv/caffeinetteg... party has made it to Tombstone, AZ.