Thought that was a good photo of me…might delete later, IDK 🤷

The Halloween look had cracking problems 🤷

In Yumbo last week and thought that a fun look, prefect for Halloween… what you think? 🤭

Looks staged but honestly steamed up like that 😅

And from the back in case that helps too?

Trying out new swimwear… which one suits me best?

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After missing the north heat wave, time to fake it and look like a baked in the sun for all of it 😏🤣

New summer robe… why not

Felt a bit chesty… thought I’d share IDK 👉👈

White, mixed or black, to be honest… think the shorts would look better in blue 🤷

If you remember that shop in Gran Canaria… you holiday’d before the apps screwed everything up lol x

Had to be tried on…

The hotel selfie that has to be taken… it’s traditional 🤷

That would have been straight in my basket… if it had been stitched properly 🤷

Ooh… my clothes seem to have fallen off 😅

First 3 months of 2025 about done, and I’ve not been serving anything… let alone serving cunt. I need to get back to being me again

This week I’ve been doing sunshine… it’s weird 😅

Beard is almost it’s natural colour… yes been lazy 🤷

First time post of this, might delete later IDK 🤷

From Eddies YouTube… almost… almost 😏

It’s so bloody cold! If it wasn’t for my PA… I’d have a vagina 😂 Winter Willy Syndrome is real 😳

I think that went in a face book group?

Fingers crossed 2025 is warm enough for some of this

Another old one… but think it’s time for short hair again?

To much for the Rocky Horror Picture Show 🤔

Got my first scammer and bots follow me… feeling like home already lol x

Didn’t do any of that this year 🤷

Gelt like I looked like I’d had 8 hours of sleep last time… but I didn’t 🤷

I’ll give it a try 😅

Bit of a flooding of older photos from fb groups and Twitter to get me started on here x

Older photo from the Twitter

Me think me needs colouring in 🤷

How do you switch off the naughty filter so you can see the fun stuff? Asking for a friend 👉👈

An old one again

Start off with some older photos