OOC. activity is definitely gonna be low again bc guess who's been needing to cover for other people at work againnnnnn

Quit... quit speakin' in riddles. Cosmic Interstates? Zone Cops? What the hell're you talkin' about? I'm not followin' any of this... [ A hand up to her temple, trying to process the EVEN NEWER influx of information. Sonic would be the type to hassle her with something silly, but to this degree? +

Pfft. Who says I can't cook? I can SO cook! I can cook so good! [ She's staring at an uncooked chicken. With a rub of the hands and her typical huge grin, powerful sparks released from the tenrec's fingertips and struck the chicken. Sure enough, it was cooking, but... ]

Oh, damn. That sucks. That really sucks. That's so unfortunate for you.

OOC. work time 😔

You mean it ain't obvious? If your guards got thrashed by me, and I'm not already haulin' your butt over to someone payin' me for it, the only answer that should remain is... ... let me be a new guard! Royals pay good, don't they? And I KNOW you're loaded.

Hey, wait a sec, I didn't say alla' that! [ Grooooan. But in a way, Chopper's interpretation wasn't wrong; he was the only doctor she knew that didn't give her reason to feel uneasy around them. ] Y'know what, sure. Say what you want.

Your security stinks. They weren't even a good warm-up! Breakin' in here was easy. And who're you callin' a brat?

What kinda doctor are you supposed to be? Never seen a doctor so... tiny. Or with hooves.

OOC. when did i get 100+ followers what the fuck

R-right. Sure... uh, thanks, pinkie. [ A hesitant reach, but contact is finally made. Surge was no stranger to physical strength by this point, and she had a halfway decent idea of what to expect from Amy since she had a visual indicator... ... but she was BEYOND impressed... among other things. +

Then yer strong, end of discussion!

As long as you're still inviting, I guess... [ A slight flinch from her touch, but the gesture is acknowledged and the tenrec slowly comes closer. ] ... so do I just go for it-? It's not like I make a hobby outta this sorta thing...

You callin' me a liar?

What the hell's a mink? ... What the hell are YOU?

Ya sure? I think I know a thing or two 'bout strength.

I mean, duh. No shit you show respect over 'no'. What kinda creep do you take me for? . . . But, uh... [ quietly. ] ... can I please? [ She doesn't want to be heard being polite. Or nice. Or any other associated word. ]

. . . But, hypothetically, uh... how would someone ask nicely? Askin' for a friend.

What, did someone call you a BBW? Is it like... code for somethin'? I dunno, you sound pretty strong.

Hey, that's fine by me. You're the one who wants to show off. [ she's bluffing. ]

. . . I dunno. That's a pretty big askin' price. I don't really DO nice. That's more your thing. And I guess everyone else's thing. I'm not nice.

Somethin' about bein' big an' strong... I-I think. That's what Sonic says, anyway.

[ she's hearing the prowler sfx ] YO, WAIT, PINKIE, CHILL!! Go back to bein' cute!

oh my god.

. . . I LIKE 'EM STRONG, TOO! I still hate your guts an' all, but ya got good taste!

How'm I supposed to fight now when you got me thinkin' about... WHATEVER any of that meant? I understood Pinkie and that was it!

Oh, damn, that's crazy. I gotta go.

DAWG WEREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT????

BOOBS IN MY MOUTH ‼️‼️‼️

. . . Oh shit, forreal?

Y'know what- If you can't beat 'em...

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

I shoulda seen that comin'!

[ new fear unlocked . ]

WHY DO YOU THINK I CARE WHO SAID IT FIRST??? I JUST WANNA KNWO WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS.

Third person. Third fuckin' person askin' for the same thing.

Why's everyone's talkin' about boobs in their mouth all of a sudden?!

what [ what ]

Palmtree Panic...? Helluva street name. Assumin' you're even on a street. I dunno, if it were up to me, I wouldn't wanna live someplace with "Panic" in the name. Practically inviting trouble your way. But eh. [ Gripes aside, Surge did as instructed and made a quick turn at the aforementioned sign ]

YES I DO ‼️‼️‼️ [ this was posted on the wrong account before ]

Couldn't be me! [ It is exactly her but worse. ]

OOC. gonna actually do shit tomorrow this vacation has been treating me well, i'm sorry work has kept my focus off of bsky and if part of this vacation was just me chilling

I can't help bein' the best, pinkie!

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OOC. headcanon that my Surge now dresses similarly to this. x.com/Venenobat/st...

I didn't make any appointment. Beat it!

OOC. i wanna write more w/ surge........

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