The only two flavored vape pods are tied to a vape that requires an app and biometric verification at each use. Sound familiar? Protecting the children and by that we mean pedophiles, ID to use a phone, ID to use a computer, VPN bans...

I know you all know this but Kevin O'Leary is one of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. I hope Stratos fucks him over royally and he ends up homeless here, not in Canada.

We are in a literal sprint to dictatorship, the midterms are the last chance for us to get off this train to hell. There are still Dems not exercising options because... Reasons? Fuck these useless fucking milquetoast, centrist, paid, corporate toadies. There is no possible excuse, fucking zero.

Power blipped in heavy rain and my ad-hoc firewall finally appears to have had a stroke, pour one out for my dead homie.

Dear God, don't let that piece of shit fuckface wake up, ever again.

Dear God, don't let that piece of shit fuckface wake up, ever again.

Out of a country of what, 342 million people, most people have absolutely no idea what a tiny, rounding-error sized fraction of people it takes to completely destroy everything. 0.00003%, about 10,000 people, in the right places, can burn everything to the ground. He likely has 75 million-ish.

Early voted yesterday, fuck these goddamn Republican Nazis.

Shopify may be a better alternative to Amazon but good googly-moogly did they ever cast it into the pit of AI hell. Horrific, horrific experience now.

Shout out to the Onion and Tim Heidecker for repeatedly, unceasingly, kicking that unforgiveable piece of shit Alex Jones right in the fucking balls. #it'sfreerealestate

The gov wants your router, phone and computer to identify and track you at all times without a VPN to provide a modicum of anonymity while you frequently check-in online with your government ID. FUCK THIS SHIT, DO NOT SUBMIT TO A GODDAMN THING. Burn this fucking shit down.

As we all knew in the IT space, it's the umpteenth extortion scheme. youtu.be/qjesRkTFZqY

If Democrats manage to regain power, they had better fucking realize the plane is nose diving. Schumer or Jeffries won't pull the sticks straight back despite that meaning the plane crashes. They are not there to fix shit. Even progressive street fighter politicians won't be able to save everything.

The war in Iran will not stop because of some 60 day legal limit, no one will stop him, laws are no longer enforced, period.

Every day is like being trapped in a room with a rabid grizzly that has a brain injury. It's binary, do something effective, or don't. 999,999 out of a million actions a day are useless and a grand total of 0 have been taken to solve the problem. Screaming, writhing, pointless clusterfuck.

If you ever dump someone, don't at a later point be like, "You know I wouldn't feel jealous anymore if you were seeing someone new". That doesn't feel great to hear.

Third time's the charm my ass.

When people finally see how many people in office are on video raping children, it will melt their brains down that no one fucking did anything. And I understand.

Hungary kicking some ass, hell yeah.

Dear countries who are not the USA, our corrupt piece of shit politicians only serve corporations. Corporations only serve money. Please sanction us, blockade us, economically fucking destroy us on the condition of Trump's removal from office. It will 100% work.

I don't know hardly anything about the legal system. You know what I do know though? If your president says, "I am going to commit war crimes" and you have the ability to remove him at any time and you don't and he commits war crimes, guess what chucklefuck, you're going to prison.

Man, that would be really weird and uncharacteristic of Drumpf to remove all the women and non-whites working for him.

Amazon and Oracle have been struck with missles!?!?!? Where is my nanoscopic violin? It's like Iran figured out how to run a counteroffensive with a populist appeal.

Drumpf's crack team running this war so fucking well that Kim Jong Un out there taking notes on what *not* to do.

Sold my $5 of AMD stock, fuck them. Fuck AMD, fuck Intel, fuck Nvidia.

No one could have predicted that making a small group of people unaccountable gods with the power to determine what is or is not constitutional would ever go wrong.

A tiny dog, so far I almost can't hear it, has been barking quite literally nonstop for at least 20 minutes.

We are so goddamn predictable. nationaltoday.com/us/la/baton-...

You don't get 1,000 FBI agents to comb through the Epstein files without leaks. I've said before I know for a fact it's hugely damaging to the entire USA but I also wonder if it's fundamentally damaging to human's general worldview. It's plausible and would explain a lot.

Lindsey Graham, just be gay. We know you're gay. Be a real fucking man and be yourself.

Hold everybody accountable for their words and actions. Fucking *everybody*. You know what happens when you don't? Right now happens. Drumpf happens. Period. Full stop.

Portlandia has always been funny to me but Carrie Brownstein is so insanely attractive that I have to stop watching after a little while. Like whew.

The Supreme Court ruling on conversion therapy was exactly what Democrats have been doing for years now. Performing "their job" while the fascists dance nude around a burning constitution with the body parts of minorities, women, gays, trans, liberals, children (etc.) strapped to their chests.

Attention all criminals in the USA, get your $1 million dollar donations in *now*, don't wait. The president will be senile/in custody/dead soon, secure your place in the bribe line *today*.

I'm really proud of our protestors today. It also makes me proud to see other countries protesting to support us.

One of the greatest joys in my life is teaching people how to build computers and how they work. I can't wait for this AI bubble to pop because it has never been more unafforable to build a computer at all, of any kind, not to mention these "ID" surveillance laws. Go away all you destructive morons.

I want you to try, just try and imagine the cartoon dollar signs in Drumpf's eyes when he was told he had access to documents alongside only 5 other people in the world. I have no fuckin idea how people didn't realize he was a psychopath immediately, I've known since before the Rosie O'Donnell feud.

Unlike "stupid" street criminals, the "genius" Republicans tell the public, constantly, every single crime they themselves are actually committing. Remind me why we don't pursue the easiest convictions possible?

There is not a single, solitary fucking "independent" agreeing with anything Trump is doing. That, my friends, is a person smart enough to lie to the pollster about being MAGA.

Remember that all the corrupt pieces of shit who actually run the USA are much, much richer than before and will be richer after Drumpf is rotting. You know. Unless we fucking do something about it.

Again, why is ICE unmasked and unarmed when they don't give a fuck about rules? How is this a test run for polling stations where they will *absolutely* be masked and armed with their micropenises out.

I will repeat myself because it bears repeating. Why, in the actual fuck, are there so many non-whites working for ICE?

How powerful are the airline lobbies that ICE, who murder white citizens in broad daylight, respect the no mask rule? In a place literally filled, by design, with security cameras.

Not sure how long it will take airline CEOs to send their bribes to Drumpf so he gets ICE out of the airports. They know damn well he's extorting for the SAVE HITLER act the same way he always does, kill and fuck over American citizens. They don't care mind you, but the fiscal loss will be immense.

Finally got my main computer operational again after I suffered the infamous 9800X3D/Asrock kiss of death, took an entire year anyway. Asrock didn't even respond to the support ticket so I switched brands although to be fair I would not have run that combo a second time. Extremely disappointed.

Please don't ever claim NPR is liberal ever again. They've been fucking glazing and normalizing Cheeto fuckface to a level even I would never had believed back in the day.

Markwayne is *significantly* stupider than Noem but even worse than that, he is deranged in a very violent way. I only see the ICE situation getting much, much worse under him.

Thank God we are going to do absolutely nothing to hold Pam Bondi accountable for refusing a subpeona. I was worried something positive would happen for a second there! *whew*

If you think prices are bad, wait until immigrant truckers lose their license under bumblefuck Hitler. Trucking has been enshittified for literal decades and those industries always get propped up on the backs of immigrants and illegals instead of just dying and being reborn as they should be.

The Straight of Hormuz is open for transit, Grand Wizard Whisky Pete said. The only thing prohibiting transit in the straits right now is that the water dried up, it is raining blood, the ground cracked open and an endless legion of screaming, ravenous undead are pouring from the maw of hell.