Nico and I FINALLYYYYY playing date everything Months Late…..

Death note rewatch update: L just died and we had to shut the balcony door because someone out on the street was tearing it UPPPPPPP on their skateboard like straight doing a flawless 360 pop shuvit whilst this dude was dying.

the party vibe towards vanya, 4 months ago: what a weird little freak. utterly bitchless. don't feed that thing after midnight. the party vibe towards vanya, september 2025: im gonna do crazy things to this guy's cervix

vanyaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rewatching rn and I miss these bitches so bad it’s unreal. They r like OCs to me.

somebody owes me money and im not kidding

The tiktoks from this tour are flooding in and I actually can’t watch them bc I am immediately filled with the kind of biblical wrath dante alighieri wrote about in 1321

Need unknown spam callers to stop aggressively calling me at my job where I also have to pick up my desk phone 5 bajillion times a day or im taking up smoking again

W the same intonation as Power Word Kill: Ivan Strakhov Miles Edgeworth Coded

Need to walk him like a dog so bad it’s unreal.

sighs wistfully I would roll a nat 19 to sucker punch you in front of the bar to New Order’s ‘Blue Monday’ in Every Universe

200 docs to edit by end of day today and an email in my inbox that opens with “Let’s get this party started”,

Thinking again abt the teddy bear someone dropped in our basement carpark that sat on the ground by the elevator for a week before somebody decided to crucify it like Christ on the communal pinboard instead

Got the $20 promotional superman cocktail for the plot last night lads and I Shouldn’t Have.

Ivan Strakhov I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow (Croat on his mother’s side)

Heard someone use He Him pronouns for Jean Jacket from Nope today and physically recoiled

WELCOME BACK PRETTY HATE MACHINE (1989)

OH THEY PUT ALL 9 INCHES INTO THIS ONE

appraisal — #hansry

Favourite part of naming npcs is having to do the new parent thing of coming up with Every Conceivable Mean Nickname for them before I lock in the name so that my players don't clown on me at the table.

this is my design etc etc

(claps hands together) well, we're approaching that time of year where I jump into audacity and cook up a sound So Frightening that it pulls Actual Tears out of nico at the table.

We did businessman arts n crafts last night………….

every time I draw the eldritch businessman he gets a little more. uh.

IT’S BEEN ONE OF THOSE WEEKS…… PASS THE PLAGUE YAOI

Emerges from the steam summer sale covered in blood

It’s literally fine it’s only the most beautiful and haunting rendition of that song that’s ever been sung it’s only a career-defining role for a man w the voice of an angel it’s literally only a snapshot of a single perfect performance that will in time become lost media dont worry

Thinking abt Orville Peck’s rendition of I Don’t Care Much from Cabaret that lives Only In My Head because there’s no studio recording and all bootlegs above 140p have been Nuked Wholesale from the internet.

Had to get this out before i exploded

Real-time documentation of me Performing A Psyop On Nico….. put this shit in the MoMA

screencap from a video and not a posed photo btw. We really just. Look like cunts all the time.

gm loved ones I am thinking about Ivan ‘shoelift’ Strakhov again

We get home after a grueling day of con and I am immediately forced to cook-a da pot roast

Proud to announce that the jeans I bought for Verso this weekend are the single tightest pair of pants I have ever worn.

happy pride do you ever think about The Boy (2016) and how they had to spend a good amount of their budget painstakingly CG'ing a mask onto the slasher in post because they realized he was Too Hot but like. The guy's insanely bodacious sweaty cleavage was still just Out so it literally did nothing.

thinking about myshkov and the data scraping angels again

Well, you gotta crack a few eggs to make lemonade.

I have plans I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

booted up clair obscur, forgot I had the audio set to French so that Nico wouldn’t hear spoilers and thought I was just Really Bad At Auditory Processing for 30 seconds.

three cheers for sweet revenge deluxe edition release save me three cheers for sweet revenge deluxe edition release

POOKIES SPOTTED IN 140p IN THE NEW PATHO 3 TRAILER. MY JOIE DE VIVRE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED.

obsessed with writing the vanya and gertrude dynamic circa 2004 because it all sounds like This

(wearing all wool to work for the 2nd day in a row) fool me TWICE…..

BAD DAY TO BE A GUY WHO WALKS TO WORK

cracks open procreate for the first time in 3 weeks

g...gustave.....

ooo I miss my skunk stripe soooo bad.....

NEED POOKIE BACK SO BAD IT’S UNREAL….

I've done things to this game's code that would make todd howard wake up in a cold sweat.

aegor sending oswick to westeros to go pick up targs