Need this so badly right now.

This is so hot, they look like they are having so much fun~

I want to lick my cum off of your tits and then kiss you.

Sorry for begging for your attention at 4am, do you still think I'm hot and mysterious?

I don't know how to be anything more than just entertainment. I don't feel like I'm ever doing anything right anymore. I feel so fucking alone right now.

Please everyone, be carful, I don't know who all they are targeting.

Beware this account may either be compromised or is just running a full on scam. She sent me these screenshots claiming that my account was reported.

Come kiss me under your favorite star, and I'll kiss you under mine.

Anyone need a horny magic spell? I got you.

Pretty demons need to be filled with plenty of love everyday~

Chunky goth boots.

Just let me take care of those pesky little bad thoughts. You just relax, be a good toy and let me play with you.

Thats my good girl~ let's get rid of those silly little negative thoughts~

Such a naughty thing you are~

Want to look sexy Smooth skin now red with my blood Cut my dick shaving - Shower Haiku, based on a true story

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When I'm trying to be a sex god, but I've gotta have mortal emotions.

Giving someone a dildo can literally be a gag gift.

I want you to be a pretty little lap decoration for me. Let me touch you and carress you as I kiss your neck and show you off your gorgeous body to my dinner guests.

I want them to sit on my lap and blush when they feel how hard I am.

*swoons* Oh to have a cute little thing on a collar and leash, parading them around in public with a remote-controlled vibe inside of them.

I bum cuckets.

Yeah I got plenty of FPS Fat Penis Spirit

When they go low, we ask them how our dick tastes.

I wish I could play League of Legends but without the toxic people.

Peebnus Bubber

I'm so tired of responsibilities. Let me just be a pretty little online horny gremlin.

I wish I could make a living on getting paid to cum. Like if I get paid 50 bucks each time I cum (and assuming I can cum once every 2 hours) I could bust out an 8 hour shift easily at the cum factory.

Hey, knock it off, guys. You're making my posts hit double digits. This is hornysky, yall ain't supposed to make me do numbers lol

Oh this... this I like. The smarter something gets, the farther away from conservative ideals.

"It's so big!" she said [about my ego]

I want to become so horny that I forget everything going on, at least for a few minutes.

I don't wanna be a person anymore. I just wanna be a pretty alt girl's choker necklace.

I like knowing that I can stay obscure enough that no matter what I post, I'll never end up in one of those YouTube videos where they just read posts.

Let's go, sexy. You can do it. The puffy eyes looks good on you. *I say to myself in the mirror, trying to start my day*

Since I'm actually better than everyone... I require the government to ensure equal rights and opportunities to everyone... That way, they can choose to submit to me as they would naturally.

Good morning sluts! Time to grab today by the balls! And throat the dick of yesterday's procrastination.

Imagine having a crush on your HR person.

Put on the maid outfit and let me fantasize about needing to talk to HR later.

I think I'm pretty funny.

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If you, as a man, are threatened by equality, then you reveal that you are weaker than the lowest man.

Every Ad on the radio right now is like "Don't get cucked by your competition, pay us to make sure you don't get cucked! TODAY!"

Yall say you ain't racist, but then choose a red car cuz you think it goes faster.

Art by junofangz www.tumblr.com/junofangz/77... Found on reddit. I just love it so much. Link x Zelda and Hylia with her chosen warrior always makes my heart happy.

I live rent free in your pretty head don't I? Day-dreaming about my hands moving all over you while you grind yourself against anything that can help relieve the sinful thoughts~