I had this bad boy in my bedroom

Unfortunately this is also lurking around the Kansas state capitol in Topeka…

Imma go with Sippin’ On Some Syrup from The Source Hip Hop Hits which was my high school equivalent to Now!

KC is now at 92.9% series conversion rate and 0.35 EPA/play. Exactly HOW bad did Tirico think the DET defense was going to be tonight to say they exceeding his expectations?!?!?!? Woof.

Detroit has run 11 times for 37 yards. They have thrown 5 passes for 62 yards. What the shit is Collinsworth talking about when he says they are running it down KC’s throat? Is he watching the game?

Good Lord KU looks like the Chiefs did a few years ago on 3rd and short. Just trying to outthink everyone when a QB sneak will work every time

You know you have already given up when you run between the tackles on 2nd and 17

Hard not to like this Mariners team!

Name one, liar. Literally name one plan that is “on the table”.

Jesus Christ I don’t know where to start with how many idiotic things he jams into such a short time frame

AND ANOTHER HOLDMG CALL! Give me a fucking break

How was that not DPI?!?!? They are getting hosed on DPI calls. That is 2 missed calls on big 3rd and shorts and a phantom one on an unsuccessful 3rd and long for JAX

This dumbass went from risk pooling (which is a real FEATURE of insurance) to “criminal elements” which is a negligible impact to premiums. An entire administration who knows absolutely nothing about what they are supposed to be experts in

First: Stone Temple Pilots and Aerosmith (1996) Last and best: Death Cab for Cutie (2024)

This sounds just like “I asked her if she was trustworthy and she said no.” It’s so stupid that they know only their base could ever believe it

Galipoli Dunkirk (tough category) Apocalypse Now Three Kings Civil War

“Well wha he really meant was… [insert latest deflection here]”

Replay assist overturns the spot but god forbid they show that replay

Okay, let’s just be consistent the rest of the night then on the no calls for PI. Definitely being held there

“Back Massager”

I’m dying for the Love Story between this guy and a stripper who happened to say “hi” to him…

Hurts out there throwing up blind prayers for completions and Mahomes can’t get some to squeeze it in their chest

Just a reminder that Mahomes is now doing this while not having WR1, WR2, WR3, or… WR4. Just sayin’

So how can they use replay assist to change late hit calls? And just Willy nilly when they feel like it?

You sir, are a visionary.

This might be the most ghoulish thing I’ve heard on live television and it won’t make anyone bat an eyelash. So sick

That’s because their sandwiches were being used as weapons on the streets of DC…

Objectively hilarious that he can’t even craft a short message without grammatical errors

Wait… so you can just push receivers out of bounds down field and they can no longer catch a pass? Isn’t that illegal contact?

God they look bad

This feels an awful lot like the 2023 home opener. Where is Kadarius Toney?

Rough start for the “Chiefs get all the calls” crowd

Roughing?!?!?! Are we serious here?!?!

Simms just boldly saying Jalen Carter is the best DT in football while Chris Jones still exists… NFL is back

So fraud convictions are disqualifying for holding any government office? 100% agree. Fire Trump immediately.

Did Donald Trump really criticize someone being overweight and someone else’s bad hair? Like really?

Meanwhile in reality…

That sounds like Putin all right. “Hot as a pistol” is a common Russian saying?

Are the wars in the room with us now?

Slightly diminish a band: Demure Mouse

Ah yes, the old “companies will likely just eat the tariff because they don’t care about profits” bit. Classic

Dazed and Confused followed by Everybody Wants Some

That’s like the baseline question. If someone says “no” they know they are lying

I also don’t get awards for shit I never did. Maybe I need to start grifting sneakers and phones…

Where the fuck does he think Chicago is? Where does he think the “heartland” is? What an ignoramus.