We got a Ring doorbell for our new house. I'm obviously acting a fool on it already. 🤪

My night. ✌🏻

We are hard at work on the new house but I couldn’t wait to put Laura Palmer in the living room! ☕️🥧 #twinpeaks #laurapalmer #davidlynch

It’s The Last Drive-In time!!! 🍿📽️

I hate Taylor Swift. If that bothers you, there’s the door ——> 🚪

At the new house alone waiting for @alonnalee.bsky.social to come home from work. I don’t think it’s haunted but if it is, I hope the ghosts like Bad Bunny. 👻💃

In case you wanted to know how stupid my life can be…I ordered 28 Years Later from Amazon and they sliced the entire movie down the back. So I set up a return for that and ordered it from Walmart, only for them to ship it to me still in the security case. You have to be joking.

The rest of you guys: using AI to make Ghostface edits. Me: buying my Ghostface mask from Spirit Halloween and immediately getting freaky with it in the parking lot. We are not the same. 👻😜

Trying to conjure spirits last night. 🔮🔮

“I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" type shit. 🤌🏼

NEW MARIAH CAREY ALBUM JUST DROPPED. I love this Queen forever. 🦋♥️ #MariahCarey #HereForItAll

Call me a freak because I loved every second of this movie. I love when a movie blows my mind like this one did. Daddy Cronenberg is a legend. 🚗💥

My main takeaway from Weapons:

“Hello Amanda…” 🧩🪚

FINALLY SAW #TheConjuringLastRites  I cried. Like a lot. I thought it was really well made and handled my favorite characters with the love and respect that I have for them. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

“The monkey that likes killing our family…it’s back.”

Worked ALL day long, ran to get brews and jumped in the shower. Your boy is clean and ready to party! 🤣🤘🏻🍻 #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

Watching Cursed. No matter what you all say, I’ll never hate this movie. 🤣🐺

I just spent two hours with my musical hero - Trent Reznor. This was hands down one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen. I kept pinching myself. I couldn’t believe it was real. I’ll never miss the chance to see this man ever again. My heart is so happy right now. #nineinchnails

On the road again 💪🏻

Happy Sabrina Carpenter release day! Love the new album. Here’s me last year vibing by myself on the dance floor. #sabrinacarpenter #mansbestfriend

Last night I finished what very well may be my favorite book I’ve ever read - Joyland by Stephen King. This book was sitting on my shelf for years and I decided to finally crack it open during summer’s final days. I think he’s the master of horror but he’s also equally as masterful at gripping…

This picture of me as Valak the Nun at a Halloween party years ago always cracks me up. 🤣🙏🏻

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Can someone explain to me why I was driving behind Marion Crane this morning on my way to work? 🚿🔪

Found another picture for the sexy Dad pile. 📸

I took the coolest picture ever of my son the other day. Toulouse could be a model. Like his daddy. 😼

“Dakota Johnson, how did you change Nathan Bohatch’s life?” Dakota Johnson:

I found this picture from last year from the disposable camera we used on my birthday weekend. Can’t wait to embarrass my future children with this picture and tell them their Dad used to be sexy. 🤣👨🏻

Of course, I found the pickles at the Pittsburgh VegFest. 🥒

Happy birthday to the Queen of Pop and of my life Madonna! As seen in this throwback photo, she’s been my constant source of inspiration and the soundtrack to my entire life. Her music is the very air I breathe and her unwavering perseverance will always give me strength when I need it most. ❤️‍🔥

Finally watched #TheMonkey last night and loved it. My favorite part was Theo James in dual roles and this crazy ass fit he was in at the end. This might be a Halloween costume contender. 😍🤔

Hey there, hope you had a good night. ✌🏻♥️

Big things happening in the Bohatch world. Please clap.

2am Where Have All The Cowboys Gone karaoke post. 🤠🎙️

I can’t believe it’s finally here!!! The first episode was so funny and sweet. My heart is full. I’m so happy my favorite show is back. 😭 #kingofthehill

Watching a fave of mine 🦇

I feel like there aren’t enough piranhas in Piranha. 🤷🏻‍♂️🐟 #piranha #mutantfam #thelastdrivein

It’s been a very stressful, wild couple of weeks. I’m very excited to cut loose with the #mutantfam tonight! And @alonnalee.bsky.social will be joining us soon after work. A perfect Friday night. 🍻📼🐊 #TheLastDriveIn @themutantfam.bsky.social

6 feet of pure stupid 🫡

Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m in the old abandoned barn on Fort Dillon Road watching the Stab-A-Thon with the rest of the Woodsboro gang. #scream4

Kesha slayed. I danced. I cried. I sweat more than I ever have before. What a night.

Billy and Stu forever. 👻🔪

Here’s my new TikTok video where I yap about my current @letterboxd.social Four Favorites! ♥️🤘🏻 tiktok.com/t/ZT6h4n38D/

Who needs a 6ft bearded sadboi to clean their pool for them???

I’m deciding the rest of the summer is devoted to nu-metal, horror movies, days in the pool and generally doing whatever I can to be happy. This summer has been a little wild but nothing some Brandon Boyd and a backyard beer in the sun can’t fix. 🤘🏻♥️

Movie pairings. 👌🏻

Throwback to the time I was on a family vacation in my early 20s and I had to shower under the porch. Looking like a grungy Jesus 😂🙏🏻

I was peeing on the side of my house (as one does in summer) and someone walked past me down the sidewalk. You’re welcome for the show? 🤨

This song is 25 minutes long and I love every second of it.