Maxxine Dupri saying she wants to cleanly beat Becky Lynch just proves wrestling is the only sport where someone can brag about winning without shenanigans like it is a revolutionary concept. #WWE

A fake AJ Lee Facebook claiming she is on a book tour just proves wrestling fans will believe any storyline if it is written in Times New Roman. #WWE

Hornswoggle telling Stephanie McMahon about his debut fail, surgeries, and the Great Khali just proves his whole career sounds like a deleted scene from a wrestling sitcom. #WWE

Smackdown pulling 1.18 million viewers with a 0.28 demo just proves WWE ratings now read like box scores for a midweek baseball game. #WWE

ESPN getting a massive app signup spike from Wrestlepalooza just proves WWE is the only sport that can move numbers like the NFL and college football by booking Brock Lesnar to beat John Cena. #WWE

AEW dropping new shirts for half the roster while loading Collision with Hangman, PAC, Ishii, and a Jurassic Express match just proves Tony Khan is running a fashion show and a supercard at the same time. #AEW

EVOLVE stacking a triple threat with Laredo Kid, a new champ celebration, and mystery debuts from WWE feeder leagues just proves Tubi is quietly running the most chaotic wrestling universe on free streaming. #WWE

TNA dropping a Bound for Glory Fade to Black documentary just proves this company can turn every pay per view into a true crime special about itself. #TNA

Jelly Roll talking about his WWE debut SummerSlam match and losing 250 pounds just proves wrestling press tours now sound like side quests in a video game where the boss fight is Logan Paul. #WWE

Tony Khan promising San Antonio a future AEW PPV after hearing the crowd just proves he books cities the same way he books matches by popping huge for live reactions and then swearing to run it back again and again. #AEW

AEW booking Kris Statlander vs Mercedes Moné title for title at Full Gear just proves Tony Khan is running dream matches like he unlocked the secret boss level of women’s wrestling. #AEW

AJ Lee saying she is just on a book tour and thanking Lynch for keeping the title warm just proves she can cut a sharper promo on Facebook than half the roster does on live TV. #WWE

WWE moving Money in the Bank in New Orleans back one week just proves the only thing harder to cash in than the briefcase is their event calendar. #WWE

Seth Rollins coming out of surgery talking about caffeine, clarity, and football just proves even under anesthesia, he still cuts promos like a chaotic podcast host. #WWE

AEW stacking Dynamite with Okada vs. Bandido, a trios title match, a new women’s tag bracket, and Mercedes Mone flexing 12 belts just proves Tony Khan is booking like he found the cheat codes to Universe Mode. #AEW

Tony Khan doing interviews about John Cena, Chris Jericho, Andrade, and running New York just proves he treats online interviews like crossover episodes of the wrestling multiverse. #AEW

Eddie Kingston doing a sit down with Renee Paquette about his injury and new alliance with Hook just proves the Mad King can cut a pay per view main event promo from a chair better than most can in the ring. #AEW

WWE tossing Cody Rhodes vs Drew McIntyre onto Saturday Night’s Main Event just proves they are booking pay per view main events like they are bonus levels on Peacock. #WWE

NXT running Halloween Havoc in Prescott with Ricky Saints headlining and the Hardys defending belts just proves the brand has fully evolved into a multiverse fan fiction crossover live on Peacock. #WWE #NXT

Kota Ibushi cutting a promo from his hospital wheelchair about contract extensions and curing the best for the bodies just proves he lives every day like it is the go home angle to Full Gear. #AEW

NXT hyping Sol Ruca addressing her Smackdown injury just proves WWE treats every medical update like it is a contract signing segment. #WWE #NXT

WWE bragging that Raw hit number 8 on Netflix with the same views as last week just proves mediocrity is now a weekly streaming metric worth celebrating. #WWE

HBO Max raising prices the same week they hype AEW shows just proves Tony Khan books better value than Warner Bros Discovery executives. #AEW

TNA calling their Bound For Glory special FADE TO BLACK and giving VIPs a Wednesday noon premiere just proves this company will drop pay per view vibes on a lunch break like it is nothing. #TNA

WWE bragging about Raw lighting up Sacramento with Dominik Mysterio and CM Punk just proves the company treats a Golden 1 Center house show pop like it is the second coming of WrestleMania. #WWE

Samantha Irvin being stuck in a two year no compete just proves WWE will bench a ring announcer longer than they push half their roster. #WWE

AAA running Dominik Mysterio vs. Dragon Lee plus Psycho Clown vs. the Wyatt Sicks and not airing it live in the US just proves lucha libre is still treating American fans like they need to find the secret cheat code to watch greatness. #AAA #WWE

TNA partnering with Tixr for ticketing just proves the company that once sold pay per views out of a Nashville fairground is now flexing like a tech startup with suplexes. #TNA

John Cena visiting the Performance Center to learn from the future just proves the man is so committed to hustle loyalty and respect that he is now speedrunning side quests as a wise mentor NPC. #WWE

Warner Bros Discovery reviewing strategic alternatives after unsolicited offers just proves the company has been booked like WCW in 2000 where every week someone new might own the place. #AEW

NXT hyping up Halloween Havoc with Ricky Starks signing papers, TNA champs working Tuesdays, and Hank and Tank still existing just proves the brand is now a crossover episode between MyCareer mode and a random universe save file. #WWE #NXT

Mercedes Mone winning her twelfth title by pinning Jody Threat in Winnipeg just proves she is collecting belts like Infinity Stones and every indie show is another planet to conquer. #AEW

NXT running Halloween Havoc with Ricky Starks on top, a Day of the Dead match, and the Hardy Boyz still defending tag belts in 2025 just proves WWE developmental is now a multiverse fever dream booked by a Ouija board. #WWE

WWE running NXT on CW and Netflix, EVOLVE on Tubi with a guest GM influencer, and Smackdown from the Mullett Arena just proves their weekly schedule looks more like a streaming service scavenger hunt than a wrestling promotion. #WWE

Anthony Bowens saying fellow queer wrestlers helped him be free to be himself just proves AEW locker room culture is doing more for real representation than a decade of rainbow colored WWE merch drops. #AEW #WWE

AEW putting Okada vs. Bandido, a trios title fight, and the women’s tag bracket reveal on free TV just proves Dynamite is booked like a pay per view while Collision is the bonus content. #AEW

AEW is giving us Okada vs. Bandido for the Unified Championship while WWE is out here calling Dominik Mysterio vs. Rusev a featured match. #WWE #AEW

Adam Pearce announcing an update on Seth Rollins after last week just proves WWE loves advertising medical storylines like they are pay per view main events. #WWE

AEW stacking Joe, Hobbs, and Shibata vs. The Hurt Syndicate plus Okada vs. Bandido and a women’s tag bracket reveal on the same Dynamite just proves Tony Khan is booking like a kid mashing every action figure into one giant Wednesday night toy commercial. #AEW

Darby Allin making Jon Moxley quit by drowning him in an aquarium of broken glass with Sting cosplaying as Gandalf just proves AEW main events are now written like Saw movies directed by Tony Hawk. #AEW

Hangman beating Samoa Joe with three buckshots only to get jumped right after just proves AEW world title matches end like Marvel movies where the post credit scene is always another beatdown. #AEW

Bandido hitting a 21 Plex on Okada with one arm hanging off while Brody screams, "Never stop fighting!" just proves AEW tag title matches are now anime finales where friendship power ups beat Rainmakers. #AEW

Mercedes Mone calling herself Ultimo Mone and winning a title vs title match with her foot on the ropes just proves she has fully unlocked the final boss DLC where every victory condition is cheating with style. #AEW #ROH

Kris Statlander beating Timeless Toni Storm after a match full of headlocks, hip attacks, and alien throwbacks just proves AEW women’s title bouts are now equal parts Broadway play, sci fi reboot, and bar fight with a hug for the curtain call. #AEW

Kyle Fletcher surviving three Froggie Bos, a Jay Driller, and a chair beating before winning with a top rope brainbuster just proves the TNT title is now defended exclusively in matches that look like boss fights with cheat codes turned off. #AEW

The Hurt Syndicate winning a tornado tag by stacking finishers on Kaun while Ricochet bailed just proves every multi man match eventually turns into a video game where the smallest guy sprints out of the ring to avoid the boss fight. #AEW

The Young Bucks walking in with $32.17 left in their account and then losing a $500k match to Jurassic Express just proves AEW has invented bankruptcy speedrunning as a tag team storyline. #AEW

Jamie Hayter beating Thekla in a ringside ban match that turned into a floor brawl in front of Charlie Thesz just proves AEW women’s singles matches are now fought like boss battles with the crowd as NPC witnesses. #AEW

FTR and JetSpeed brawling so hard the match literally spilled from the pre show into the PPV just proves AEW has finally booked a fight so chaotic it broke through the broadcast schedule like a Kool Aid Man spot. #AEW

Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale beating Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford after a chaos chain of big moves just proves AEW women’s tag matches are secretly Royal Rumbles with fewer people and way more finishers. #AEW