i shot a labubu in reno just to watch him die

evil within 1 is the most nothing to ever burger but it’s also very strange

i’m being silenced

crazy taxi is a game about driving like my older brother and listening to punk rock

they said the thing

clicked those fuck-ass ruby slippers thrice and it sent me to walmart instead of home the fuck am i supposed to do here

TIP: if you walk into a building for an onsite job interview and sis puella magica starts playing from somewhere you need to get the fuck out of there

watching evangelion the way it was meant to be watched(pirating it on a shitty laptop in bed, almost midnight)

kids nowadays don’t even drunk drive

started playing umineko for the first tine yesterday. really like how the bg images look so far

the full cover art image from xenosaga episode 1 goes so insanely hard

they’re saying the killing slaughterer wanders the streets tonight… to say nothing of the heinous killer…

will never not be funny that one of xenosaga 3’s trailers spoils a major twist for no reason

you wouldn’t believe how many veggietales tapes i have lying around, it’s a decadence that boggles the mind and soul

maybe it’s a blessing in disguise that xenogears and xenosaga will probably never receive ports or remasters. at least they’ll never have boring unreal engine 5 remakes with raytracing

i’m sick and barely slept last night expect a calibre of posts previously unknown to man

i am making massive innovations in the field of dogshit posts

saw reze movie in theatres, saw the notification for this after leaving, wonderful day

going to a random funeral i wasn’t invited to and airdropping this to everyone during the eulogies

xenogears has it’s faults but they cooked pretty hard with “mc’s mech changes color when his alter takes over because it’s drawing so much power from the generator that it’s on the verge of melting”

if we lived in a just world they would remake top banana for the amiga with ray-tracing and new mechanics that keep it feeling fresh for a new generation of gamers while remaining true to the ideals of the original

just remembered the main villain kills off ares's friend near the beginning of tron ares and they act like it's a big deal and then it's never brought up for the rest of the movie not even at the end when he kills his other friend and they delete dellinger's grid

on one hand, the boob cannon from xenosaga is an incredibly blatant example of oversexualization/objectification of a female character, and it speaks to some worrying trends in the series as a whole. on the other hand, it’s the funniest shit ever, so it’s impossible to say whether it’s good or bad.

do you think the reason ares knows about depeche mode is is because their entire discography was also on encom's company server

guys look someone already uploaded tron ares to youtube 🤯 youtu.be/1MtKzZ8PzH8?...

the reason they won’t up about how the permanence code is actually the impermanence code is because it’s a meta-narrative about how much time you’re wasting by watching tron ares

people aren’t even making jokes about ares making 1 morbillion dollars that’s how joever it is

making tron a long-running franchise didnt work when it was legacy why would it work with fucking jared leto as the protagonist

don’t feel like copy pasting all these so here’s screenshots

tron ares in 3d was scary i almost thought jared leto was real

*marketing executive voice* has anyone considered doing barbenheimer BUT☝️ worse this time

some guy is watching tiktoks with no earbuds in this public bathroom and i can’t leave cause i’m taking a shit

eagerly awaiting the day that the nostalgia cycle reaches the ps2 era, because it means we might get a wave of: 1. games with really really good fog effects 2. indie rpgs inspired by xenosaga

really digging this episode so far for unintended reasons

recent leaks suggest the super mario galaxy movie will feature fan-favorite locations from the games, like “gusty garden galaxy” and “meet’n’fuck kingdom”

the panty and stocking ost is so good but how am i supposed to look someone in the eyes and earnestly recommend they listen to a song called “beverly hills cock”

i hate working at vector. i asked my boss for a raise and he said the budget this year was too tight. meanwhile, my buddy tim working the security room told me they just installed mechs to float around in a holographic view of heaven because it "looked cool". what does this have to do with security

i got an extra hour of sleep last night so my posts will be bad for the foreseeable future. sorry

aiden frost is sort of like that “aborted baby voice: i could’ve done x… if i were born” meme but the aborted baby gives you DID temporarily

there’s no aiden frost plush so this’ll have to do for my evil halloween pfp

supermodified by amon tobin is an album that i tend to zone out to while listening and so that combined with my general lack of music knowledge means i don’t have anything to say about most of the songs on it, but slowly goes unreasonably hard youtu.be/zXA66dcn4HA?...

bored in class so i decided to help out my good friend cat tut

i am aware that namco bandai/monolith soft already tried doing a billion xenosaga episode I adaptations in the hopes that it would make the series more popular and it didn’t work at all. but what if we tried it again

the bar scene in xenosaga the animation might be the most annoying scene ever written

started reading perfect guide

watching @quimbles.bsky.social play silent hill f and it seems like it has 2 main things that stand out 1. they remembered how to make a game without yellow paint 2. they made a silent hill where the protagonist has actual friends

deus ex remaster giving me the new fear of they do port the xenosaga games and they end up looking like shit

30 dollars is normally a fully appropriate asking price for a game but considering how fucking ugly deus ex remastered is and the fact that you can get the franchise bundle on steam for less than 10 when it's on sale(and only slightly over 60 when it's not) it becomes completely absurd.