Park life

Cunts the lot of em.

CLUCKING BELL!!!!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrXD...

Any war is no joke but this pic made me laugh!

The gammon was too big for the pan!!! So now I have 2 gammon 🤣🤣

I am the resurrection and I am the life

Am on my 4th coffee already. You know I'm rushing just a little little bit too fast!!

GM party people! Can anyone recommend any good record shops in Birmingham that are reasonably close to the city ctr please? Ta very much 😘

10 days away from the office incoming. # Feeling smug!

I had an hours kip this afternoon. Now I've lost 2 hours today!!!!

Fasting until lunchtime was slightly easier today. Cheers Mr clock change!!

25 years we've been together and she doesn't know that I can't stand raw carrot. I give up!! 🤦🥕

Will No.1 son drag his arse out of bed to phone the car garage up? Will he part with his cash to buy his first car? Will the cost of fuel and first time insurance make him keel over?!! So many questions............

A couple of big hitters from yester-year pop pickers! #Raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqml...

Big Saturday night here. Zootropolis 2 incoming 😆👍

Highlight of the day. Seeing somebody had sprayed "Fuck Reform" on the side of a local Asda. Fuck em indeed!

I'm tempted to book a Quooker online meeting. I'm intrigued to see how long they can bang about a flash tap 🤣

I'm sat here fretting about a small splinter in my finger then remembered my poor old Grandad got shot in the leg by a German tank in Arnhem and nearly died from blood loss. We couldn't believe it as kids when he showed us the shrapnel that was still lodged in there. I'll stop moaning now!!

Sod that for a game of soldiers 😱😱😱 # ain't never coming down!!!!

First mow of the year under my belt. Felt good to be back 👍

Nailed it 🤣🤣

In the pub from 11.30 tomorrow. Could & should be interesting 😂🍻🏇

I've managed to bugger up Office 365 on about 500 machines at work. Skillzzzzzzzzzzzz...........💩💩💩😱

Dead club FC 😡😞💩💀💀💀

Amazing. There's zero creativity in this Spurs team.

Apologies for the non standard RYS posts last night. Was a bit mullered after my daughter's engagement party! Not as bad as my Mrs though who hardly ever drinks but managed to neck a bottle of wine before we had even left the house 😱😱😜🤣🤣

My god, what an inclusion if I do say so!! #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIGQ...

#raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wdl...

Off Piste... #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K6C...

Off Piste.. #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ws...

Going well off piste tonight. Big tunes none the less... #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Kg...

First heard on the Giles Peterson Journeys By DJ set. Absolute fucking tuneage #raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGj...

Never a truer word sung or said 😔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=za42...

Early ting www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGLk...

I PREFER THIS VERSION!!!!!! I won't bore you with the details of how I heard this on Boiler Room set after Cheltenham races whist very refreshed. Then forced my crate diggin mate to ID it which he kindly did after only a few hours! Highly recommended #Raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBFx...

It still boggles my mind that Ray Keith made this to this very day 😂💪💪 Fucking A1 tuneage #Raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsHK...

Genius shizzle... #Raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgRF...

I know I've posted it a million times but it still rocks!! #Raveyardshift www.youtube.com/watch?v=tejj...

Long walk or slightly shorter but more intense bike ride in the drizzle today?? Am currently doing the "will I be able to see out of my glasses vs time vs how many human interactions will I need to have" just like matey out of Limitless!!

RIP Mario. You almost made your 5th birthday mate. You were so loved and will be sorely missed. Absolutely gutted 😢😢😢

What do Andrew Mountbatten, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common? It all went to shit when Fergie left.

Looking forward to the future 24 Hours In Police Custody!

Go on, bang the sweaty nonce up 👍😂

Had a ready salted Walkers crisp sandwich for breakfast. Really hit the spot. No pics available at this time. Sorry about that.

Imagine you're led in a beautiful sunny holiday resort somewhere and those absolute gobshite geordie shores turn up 😠💩🤯😭

Woo-hoo, my first Grandchild is a boy when it pop's out in 5 or so months! His Dad's Man Utd and my daughter & her Mum's family are all gooners. Will have to take the little lad to one side and sell the mighty Spurs to him 😀👶🥳🎉

Pancake Day. What a load of crepe!

Just did a 2 hour walk. Absolutely soaked! The voices & I were able to get some things straight in my head though so not all bad!

My youngest has finally been diagnosed as autistic. Although, it's come and no surprise to any of us, it's finally nice to get some sort of official confirmation and a sort of closure. Time to embrace it and join the future. 👍💪

I see Man Utd have got a new right winger 😉🤯