do you think robots would watch machining videos on youtube and be like "hell yeah" like on the edge of their seat when the guy brings out the lathe

We gotta go back in time and show Ryuzo Shigeta the consequences of inventing gashapon machines

Been in a war with an extremely agile and durable fly for half a week now.

if you havent pretended to be holding a guitar and rapidly wiggled your fingers when the guitar solo of a song came on have you really lived

they used to let you put the cup under each nozzle but now these modern ones with touchscreens just give you a whole cup of one drink

Shout out to star wars for inventing robotfuckers AND alienfuckers truly a pioneer of making people down bad for sci fi creatures.

Why did I think raising my fist to the sky and shouting "I challenge you Zeus" in the middle of a storm was a good idea

I put noodles into a wok and somehow ended up with a rice dish.

I once dropped a kitchen knife perfectly vertical and it stabbed into the ground and stayed upright.

This apple I am eating... has the taste of an orange.

It annoys me that a fictional detective can either be an actual intelligent character that analyses the data they're given and makes links from that to come to a conclusion about what to do next in order to find an answer,

A weed dealer once approached me at the train station and I said no thanks and he said alright have a nice day.

This world has no robot yuri in it and that fact is ruining me

Me when the feminist conversation devolves into misandry again (nothing else meaningful will be said) ((they're just reinforcing the patriarchy and bioessentialism))

Oden backstory #OnePiece (Volume 95-96)

#projectmoon #lobotomycorporation #libraryofruina

I honestly love how Senku from #DrSTONE takes everything about the nerdy scientist trope and flips it on it's head.

I like when games have annoying, tedious, or cryptic segments, because the stars cannot shine without the darkness between them. Modern games don't have stupid segments anymore, so you don't remember the ups and downs.

#LibraryofRuina #LimbusCompany #ProjectMoon

Saw this from the balcony what does it mean? #projectmoon #lobotomycorporation #libraryofruina

I sometimes hear people coming and start striking ominous poses, looking solemnly at the ground with my hands clasped together behind my back, that type of stuff.

Medieval fantasy stories have me looking up the darndest things like "how much is 400 pounds of grain worth"

My favourite genre of words are the ones with a similar meaning to "bad" or "unknown" that end in "-ious". Examples include "devious", "mysterious", "ominous", and an all time classic, "nefarious".

Some games should have a near-100% achievement that goes like "You've done everything other than the absurdly hard and grindy stuff, you can stop here and you won't miss out on anything"

After playing TBOI Repentance for almost 700 hours I am genuinely convinced the game has achieved some form of sentience and uses it solely to screw with players over the course of their runs. #TBoI

Nice "gritty realistic setting" loser now check this out #GurrenLagann

Messed up that both of these are just classed as "desert"

The assistant librarians of the floor of language when they see Gebura attribute Lone Fixer before a reception: #projectmoon #libraryofruina

Papyrus is actually the most mischaracterised person in fiction. When will people realise that striving to be a light in the darkness while knowing that circumstances are grim is not the same as being a naive child? #Undertale

Clown cars are an irl zip bomb