Prince is obsessed with references to the passage of time in his lyrics. Cue up a Prince playlist with that in mind and sink into it.

I'm not saying I do, but what if I told you I eat a PB&J w/banana sandwich everyday?

I can't be silent about this any longer. Eggnog is bad and deserves to be relegated to pariah status much like candy corn has been.

Do I need another place to potentially lose my mind publicly? I guess?