He very well knows he was president on Jan 6. This is only meant to distract and continue to flood the zone.

Beginning to think the president might not take anything well.

That Mariners- Tigers game was exhilarating and heartbreaking and everything you love baseball for.

If a guy can't get a Nobel Peace Prize for sending troops into his cities, blowing up fishing boats, having political rivals prosecuted on, ahem, trumped up charges, consistently lying, mass deportation without due process, what can you win it for?

Maybe People will name him "Sexiest Man Alive"

Kind of damning when you think about it. A manager who doesn’t get to actually manage.

Noem thinks Antifa is like dark matter. They can't find it, but they know it's there. The only difference is that dark matter is assumed based on modeling, whereas Antifa is assumed because a mysterious unnamed enemy is necessary to advance the agenda.

This pearl clutching when everything is so fucked is utter bullshit.

Trump is going to lean on MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred to contract the Blue Jays or move them somewhere in the US, isn't he?

I would really enjoy the Yankees getting bounced from the playoffs more if we weren't spiraling into fascism. Although, I'm sure Trump hates that the Yankees are out...if anyone dared tell him.

Imagine the butt fumble now being the second most embarrassing thing you're known for...

The more famous/wealthy/connected you are, the more Trump cares about helping you...as long as you are on his side. Reflected glory is catnip to a malignant narcissist.

Looks like Mark Sanchez set out to make people forget the butt fumble

It's one thing to age gracefully into respectable irrelevance, but Bill Belichick has opted to be a conspicuous fool.

How to tell a guy is "soft:" they refer to other guys, especially athletes, as "soft"

MLB Divisional Series Tigers-Mariners Who I want: Mariners Who I think will win: Mariners Cubs-Brewers Who I want: Brewers Who I think will win: Cubs Yankees-Blue Jays Who I want: Blue Jays Who I think will win: Yankees Dodgers-Phillies Who I want: Phillies Who I think will win: Phillies

What a feckless group of cowards.

At least I won’t have to witness the grim spectacle of my team (Red Sox) cozying up to the fascist in the White House again

The culture warriors NEED the culture war. They NEED to be angry that Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl Halftime Show. He was the perfect choice to trigger their performative outrage. If some milquetoast "country" act had been selected, they would have to find a logo revamp to define as "woke."

If the Red Sox win today, I'm concerned their pitching will get exposed in a longer series. If they win the whole thing, I'm concerned they'll go to the White House in support of fascism

@mlb.com why did I get signed out of My account on my phone And now can’t log back in?

At least three of the games were competitive

Do you think Hegseth thinks that being a "Secretary" is unmanly?

Isn't using the military to wage war on your own cities the start of a Civil War?

MLB Playoffs Tigers-Guardians Who I want to win: Guardians Who I think will win: Guardians Padres-Cubs Who I want to win: Padres Who I think will win: Padres Red Sox-Yankees Who I want to win: Sox! Who I think will win: Yankees Reds-Dodgers Who I want to win: Reds Who I think will win: Dodgers

Did the Dolphins steal the Marlins City Connect uniforms not that the MLB season is over. Yikes.

My MLB Postseason Rooting Chart 1. Red Sox 2. Padres 3. Mariners 4. Brewers 5. Phillies 6. Reds 7. Guardians 8. Cubs 9. Blue Jays 10. Tigers 11. Dodgers 12. Yankees

Why do so many people mess up their, there and they're...but have no trouble spelling "haunted?"

The original Marlins City Connects are so much better. These new ones are so half assed feeling.

The Tigers just do not look like a competent baseball team at this point

Out walking the dog, I met a woman and her dog. She asked about the fire nearby last night. I told her it was a house with a Tesla. She grimaced and mentioned that she has a Cybertruck. I said it was nice to meet her and went on my way because I'm not an asshole.

Just because there’s no evidence that Trump stopped 7 wars doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Just that they were preemptive.

It was the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein that stopped that escalator- it wanted to know why his best bud Donny had forsaken him

When an escalator stops, most people just move on and laugh about it

I'd like to think that Morrissey would be really upset to be represented at the Red Sox - Blue Jays game The little girl is holding a home run ball hit by Sox catcher Carlos Narvaez

Are you really a "free thinker" of all your thoughts are inspired by an algorithm?

Has it never occurred to anyone that anything written in a bullet casing could be a shitposting misdirection?

Try thinking deeply instead of reacting quickly

The ibuprofen makers must have given Trump quite a bribe...I mean donation.

Not doctors. Couldn't even play them credibly on TV.

Kenvue apparently didn’t make a big enough campaign contribution.

Wouldn't it be funny if the rapture happened and all the doomsday cult Christians are left behind while the people they malign and abuse are raptured?

It's okay to speak ill of the dead especially when the dead leave a digital trail.

Misinformation is a moving target

Can't he just trip on the stairs of Air Force One because his pants fell down?

Question the press should ask the president: "Mr. President, there's a rumor going around that there's a wretched smell after you take a dump and it has left Secret Service members gagging. Are there plans to alter your diet to prevent this from happening?"

Question the press should ask the president: "Who would you say are the fascists that influenced you the most? And at what point do you take what you learned from them and make it your own?"

In MAGA world freedom of speech is a limited resource reserved for the select few

Censorship in tribute to a "free speech warrior" is a hell of a thing

NYT: "Kimmel said... 'We hit some new lows over the weekend, with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it.'" This censorship proves his point