Happy New Year!

Horchata mochi

See you in the desert. blowupyour.tv

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The only king I accept is Bob Wills.

The number of old men at the Town Lake YMCA this morning who have opted to walk around the locker room air drying their droopy wangs for 20+ minutes instead of using their perfectly good and dry towels is 93% higher than what I am willing to consider reasonable.

The Texas state bird should not be the mockingbird it should be the glorious and irreverent grackle.

I eat smoked mackerel from a tin all the time and I feel great I've never felt myself turning into a fish I am a perfectly healthy human creature.

What kind of bread r u?

Last night was the first time I've slept through a full night in a month please clap

Good morning my little bacon wrapped breakfast sausages I hope you have a beautiful and blessed day.

It feels like Señor Chang has taken over Greendale IRL

Does anyone have some alternative health tips for being alive cause this big pharma sponsored version is really killing my vibe

Baby scream last nite, teething + ear infection combo loco. Sleep thru alarm to play soccer this morning. This is job only cold brew and kolaches can do now.

Had a beloved uni professor (RIP) who gave me the nickname Buffalo Slut. I wear it as a badge of honor.

Is a cinnamon roll considered a naked carb if you have 14oz of cold brew with it? Asking for a friend.

This is a plea for all musicians to raise your fees/rates.

I ate a pomelo for the first time ever last night and it was so fun and so delicious.

Dumplings tonight and me so sleepy now 🥟🧧 🐍 🌚

Last year during the 2mo immediately following my son's birth, I wrote a chapbook of poetry that came to be called "The Expansive Night." 1/4

The whiplash of 2025: posting about ICE raids in your city and then responding "It's been the second best thing that's ever happened to my butthole man." to another post about a bidet in the same 15 minutes.

ICE raids across Austin today. Confirmed by local news and DEA Houston office. Keep your head on a swivel, know your rights, help your neighbors prepare for it as well.

This is available on streaming services. song.link/i/1792345509

Barista spelled my name Micheal today and I smiled through my uncontrollable twitch.

It is a scary time to be alive. It’s not an exaggeration to say so. There is so much hatred and the chaotic ripple effects of that sort of callousness have real impacts on all of us, but especially the most vulnerable people on our planet. 1/3

When your blinker bulb goes out and your blinker blinks really fast, it’s called a blunker or a blunko. Depends on where you’re from and how they say it. Some people in North Carolina call it a humdinger but they put coleslaw on pork sandwiches and call it bbq so…

Norah Jones makes me feel like this

Shifting Again (With Strings) This version of the 2024 released single, Shifting Again, features a string quartet. The string music was composed for a live performance of this piece in December of 2024 at The Paramount Theater in Austin, Texas. schmeeglez.bandcamp.com/track/shifti...

Tend the garden you can touch.

Does anyone like coffee?

I have a strong feeling that these Austin people in my feed excited about the snow and making instant pot meals bc it’s cold out weren’t here in 2021 when the city/state/federal government left us all to die in sub-freezing temps.

Tomorrow is a great day to eat a family sized tiramisu by yourself if you want to.

Manifesting meatballs and red sauce

My Prairie Home. Mixed media digital collage.

Let’s kiss under the pale light of mysterious glowing orb behind house that’s definitely haunted

There’s only one way to tell if I’m cake or not stab me

We should bring back walled cities only this time the walls are made from lots of plastic wrap so that people all try to get in but don’t see it and mush their faces against it and leave funny face marks

Careless Whisper by George Michael is a BANGER

Would u still like me if I were a ghost that haunted ur home but in a fun way?

My 9mo old has 4 teeth and really likes garlic bread 🧄 🧈 🥖

Do y'all think Santa believes in himself?

Banana bread

What think about rain?

Hot buttered rum

Should I light a fire in the wood stove?

Squishy aesthetic

Be

The lichens whisper they are so dry and tired but the shift is not up yet so they persist

Lay down on the tall grass so it forms a bed shaped to your body

Symphony of moans in the night