No one prepares you for how much pubic hair you’re going to find around your house all day, every day when you get married anyways Happy Valentine’s Day 💘

Musk has as much legal authority to shut down USAID as I do to shut down Tesla, which is to say: none.

I think it’s time to admit I believe most food is just a vehicle for cheese

Writers: if you’re worried that you have nothing new to bring to a topic another writer has covered before, just remember how many JonBenét Ramsey documentaries there are are in the world.

Trump won a clear and convincing victory. But he and his allies are trying to pump it up into a "landslide," which it was not. With 49.997% of the vote, he fell short of a majority and his 1.6-point margin of victory is the third smallest since the 19th century. www.nytimes.com/2024/11/22/u...

Also: If you don't have money to buy my (or anyone's) books, and you live in the anglosphere, before you pirate them, try to get them from your local library instead. They have it or can get it, they pay for the books, and in many places writers get paid for their books being lent. Everyone wins!

4 years after my first ever commission to write a play, I can happily say that I've completed a first draft of a new one act—another commission, but way more Jewy. L'chaim!

Ugh I don’t want to create social media content I just want to LURK

I’d say my main motivation for rewatching Girls is to spite the people that were angry at Lena Dunham for showing off her body

Apparently my toxic trait is thinking Jews aren’t responsible for violent antisemitism