Me: For book club we're doing the year of canabilism Coworker:😬😨 Isn't it the year of the horse? Me: We're eating that too

The HDMI block goes in the HDMI hole to the tune of

Its one of those days where hearing breathing is enough to annoy me

Telling my coworkers I have Valentines plans to discuss cannibalism and pandemic at a book club.

Listening to The Haar and its just fuck Trump and geriatric Shape of Water. Iconic.

Accidentally told my coworkers "if you go far enough left, you get your guns back." Anyway off to the gun range.

Partner asked if I want to hit the gun range. Considering the state of things, the practice can't hurt

Reading The Ccount of Monte Cristo is kinda funny. Volume 1 First pass was 🤷‍♂️ European racism/nationalism is wild. Second pass is alot of "Oh hes super competent but also dumb af an socks at communication. Okay." 📚

Despite ot being last week, I just remembered that 2 of my coworkers were having a hear me out discussion. Im dead, lol

I love when my job is asking people if they are smoking crack or if they can read an email.

We got like 7" of snow and someone is happy

Love when my job is "Super, you can handle or I can be mean and answer"

What Moves the Dead has an actual answer

Oh I also rolled over my finger with a rotary knife. Im fine I swear

My weather instinct (7in of snow in a climate not ready for it), is to bake, cook, and crochet. I just wanna be cozy

Surprised a coworker and found them on AO3... at work. Wild, braver than a Marine

Things I can't say at work: "I'm a whore for a good pivot table"

Old spell unlocked

Just played a oneshot and we legit turned a sorceress' lair into the public library bc I only surround myself with nerds.

That ass of yours needs to be studied. Thanks I had a colonoscopy

A weird but fun one

Upon waking up

I go to work Monday. Pray for me

I was trimming my nethers and now Im bleeding. Someone kill me, I still have to finish.

Congrats to Mrs. Polly Esther on her wonderful polyester dress. (Ill go home now)

Work is having a cookie exchange... fuck that have a 2 bite banana bread muffin

Someone (me) left my hand shower on and accidentally flooded their bathroom at 5:30am. 😮‍💨

Partner names pets after psychopomps, I named the roommate Carl Jung we'll see if i have to through a book at him

Hey shhhhh. Throw .5c water, 2tsbp butter, and potatoes in an instant pot for 6 minutes on pressure cook.

... im not surprised but also....

Having a crafting partner is great. I get to offer their services to my friends for free/low cost

Mutually failed cannibalism - Some one to build a nest in

I may have a new hobby

Started a series and like it suddenly threw in romance and its hetero - nooooooo

Started watching halo bc why not and it randomly pauses even though I took the battery out of the remote. I think Paramount is fucked

Me: often has an adversarial relationship w/ pop psychology books Me: joins a therapist book club Me: gives myself homework bc the book we are reading does not take into account ability, queerness, or cultural expression

Reading a psych book and it does not mention any queerness and as of yet no blatant cultural differences. Im starting to look up dissertations bc not in my book club

The bookstore cat has bestowed me with the highest honor

My favorite bookstore just annoyed it is having a wine and book pairing night and I'm excited

If you ever feel like a bad author read Rootbound by Alice Vincent

The only AAA game I believe in is my Agender, Aro, Ace ttrpg

Listening to Iron Widow and... damn, these hoes queer

Time to burn hobbit JFK

Local book store had a Stranger Things event ladt night for the release. The entire time I was there it was a big "this is big for everyone but me"

Im leaving this here Wtf did I just find

You ever read a book and go... well thats very trite...

I absolutely hate "The Midnight Library". Fucking Thoreau?! Really? There are bigger issues but like that was one of my first just no's

Partner: dog wants your fresh bread Me: it has been sealed behind the 3 gates (tupperware) and locked in the abyss (fridge) I may be reading a bit of fantasy....

Watching the Lindsey Ellis ABO videos to feel something

First fire of season