There's been a lot of alcohol and swearing..but it ended well..😆🤣❤️❤️ Utfr!

Got the sunscreen on for a dip in the sea ages ago and just got stuck by the pool....blame it on the beer 🤪🍻🍻 Cheers ears to all the like minded people ❤️❤️🍻🍻

Getting wined and dined on my birthday.. Scousers treat their birds proper like....❤️❤️

That's the most Scouse thing ever.. reminds Liverpool is complete only when the Red's and the Blues get together. ❤️💙

Restore Britain party with a leader aptly name Rupert ( chance will be a fine thing if there's anyone working class with a name like Rupert fucking Lowe) definitely will make a good job of dividing the Reform vote.. lovely stuff 🤣 🤣 would rather vote for Count looney bin 😆

Just a quiet day..met quite a few Liverpool fans and made friends with the dogs on the beach..and definitely remembering the 97. YNWA❤️❤️

If Carlsberg made scran! Utfr by the way 🍻🍻❤️❤️

A day well spent! ❤️❤️

Probably will have to get carried home..no point coming on a holiday and staying sober yeno..have a lovely weekend all you reprobates 💖🍻

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Holiday begins! Absolutely not going to be good or sensible.. cheers ears 🍷🍷🥳😆❤️❤️

So sad to see Robbo go.....a Scot with a Scouse heart and one of Klopps heavy metal footy lads. Deffo a legend in his own right..too many changes lately and just makes me sad..up the fucking Reds!

Reading this on Rise of fascism leading to WWII.Farage&Co,a Mad President dying to push the nuclear button,rise of right wing,zionism it feels like deja vu.The rich control media,law enforcement,politicians & fucks us up in the guise of saving the nation from fuck knows what when they're the enemy.

Got 1 bottle of Red still left as I'm going back to mine tomorrow you'd think it makes sense to leave the bottle behind at me Ma's so some scruffy meff of a relative gets their hand on it. Will I fuck!! getting absolutely off me tits tonight.Ma says I need to grow up! Will I fuck?! Cheers ears 😆🤣🍷🍷

Think I'm going to post what I've been eating wearing drinking and and doing instead of watching footy anymore..fucking fewmin!!

Diving Bastards

Oliver is a knobhead

The most socialist pub in the werld..💖🍷

Now that Salah is leaving some scruffy meffs are in a debate on x why he is not better than this or that player .. ungrateful af and got nothing better to do ..Mo is Mo and a legend in his own right! End of and grown men need to get a life! This place is so much nicer.

Going to me Ma's for Easter and I'm clearing out the fridge and ate most of the contents.... think I'm going to be sick..why do I do the things I do? 🥴🥲

There's nothing stopping the world getting together for once and jibbing off that mad pedo..nothing yet they won't do it..is anything more important than protecting our kids from another WW? No words..

You can always tell how a woman feels about you by her feet. If they are behind your ears,she likes you.

The orange crank starts a war & expects no retaliation.Then puts the onus of ceasing fire on the attacked & then threatens to attack the already attacked for not ceasing fire for a war that was started by him in the first place & no one has the balls to lock him in an asylum & throw away the key. 🤬

The biggest threat to democracy & human rights are billionaires like Farage.They drive the narrative of hate & divisiveness by owning & controlling every form of media to brainwash & divert us from the fact that they are the real threat to our right to have a decent peaceful life. Cunts!

I love this picture and love every one of those people in the crowd for standing on the right side of history.. Please vote green 💚

Made up the clocks are going forward..means longer warmer days around the corner ..cheers ears to all the soft shites like me🍷🍷

The gobshites at work have been making us keep changing the fund proposals that we make for the next FY..been up last few nights remaking the same stuff 101 times There's nothing more worthless lazy and incompetent than civil servants ..thank fuck!😌

Take back your wonderful life The more the life to love, much better We say it all of the time The time is now, it's now or never Belter from another Irish group..so glad I'm going on a holiday soon ..taking back a bit of this wonderful life to drink to dream to wander..💖💖 youtu.be/Oudr84o9T2A?...

We don't have gangastaas with a do or die attitude like Milner and Hendo..Robbo is the only one now and he can't do much alone..Szobo is good but too pretty and dosen't tackle enough we just don't have the heavy metal footy mentality anymore.. somethings got to change..utfr♥️

In my life I love you most ❤️❤️

When we understand that each day isn't one more day, but one day less, We'll start giving more value to the things and people that really matters.

My kid said an old fella slipped where he works bleeding from a cut on his face.He called the ambulance & they asked him a 1001 questions & finally came after 50 min.The poor man could hardly stand.The best thing about NHS is its free but so fucking underfunded it's too little too late most times!

Oh look here's me dinner! Been having a lot of fish lately in the hope of improving my cognitive faculties and become less daft! 😆♥️🍷

Barry Keoghan is the new Rom Barro..I like the Irish in him but there'll only ever be one Cillian Murphy ..all I'm asking is for any future series of Peaky Blinders if they need a Scouse connection from Liverpool they cast James Nelson-Joyce instead of that gobshite Stephen Graham.

Morning! Did 100 squat jumps and push up's Keeps everything firm and tight if you know what I mean..🤪

I'm looking through you Where did you go? I thought I knew you What did I know..you don't look different but you have changed..

I miss the days when footy players were as tough as the pitches they played on and sexier too.. But Red's are still sexy bastards yeno😆 🍷❤️

The bloooooooes have won the league seems like..🥳🍷

Ano right?! Cheers you reprobates 🍷🍷

We're playing in slow-motion like..what happened to us? God I miss Diaz Nunez Jota Hendo Milner ..fuck it the entire team Klopp had left behind Just fucking win!

I have simply given up trying to find the fucking point of a Frimpong

My fella who is a union rep is doing a lot for protection of women and stopping violence against women..the best advice he's given is if any dickhead tries to attack us or tries to be funny simply stab them in the eye with our fingers or bite them. He's a keeper Na night peeps❤️❤️🍷🍷

Time for my meds.. cheers ears to all the loons..🍷🍷❤️

Proper Scouse webs.. only no longer £110..😬

Stage times for my gig tomorrow in Liverpool: Steve Avo Lindsey 20:30 Lauren of Clerkenwell 19:45 Doors open 19:00

Well I do like European nights. Utfr

The most Irish city in England.. Happy St Patrick's Day.. Liverpool rocks ☘️☘️❤️❤️🍷🍷🍻🍻

Zack saying it like it is..not getting personal just stating facts..proving he's far far better fitted to be in power than the petty hatemongers like Badenoch! Vote 💚

The state of the fucking tit🙄

Richarlison is so annoying..his blue past making him more so😬